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{{quote|Everyone knows my reasons: I'm unknown and people don't know me, I always think of zoophilia too much and I make threats to people who should've bought (or DISCOVER) my albums sooner, plus, I don't have a good school life and hated what was going on in the real world/}} | {{quote|Everyone knows my reasons: I'm unknown and people don't know me, I always think of zoophilia too much and I make threats to people who should've bought (or DISCOVER) my albums sooner, plus, I don't have a good school life and hated what was going on in the real world/}} | ||
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[[File:Zoojay lieks dog butts.png|thumb|right|This screencap says it all]] | [[File:Zoojay lieks dog butts.png|thumb|right|This screencap says it all]] | ||
'''Jonathan Niehaus''' aka Zoojay (Born June 3rd, 1986) is | '''Jonathan Niehaus''' aka Zoojay (Born June 3rd, 1986) is a {{age|1986|06|03}}-year-old [[Fat|overweight]], [[aspie]], [[virgin]], and [[bestiality]] songwriter ; who sounds like the lovechild of [http://vimeo.com/31061568 Cartman] and [[Chris Chan]] when he speaks. He is a [[zoophile]] who still lives with his parents in [[Indiana]]. More importantly he [[Dogmongler|got fired from his job at the pet store for molesting dogs]], and is notable for videotaping himself molesting his aunts' huskies. Jonathan is a seriously disturbed [[furfag]] with too much time on his hands. Finally, almost all of the songs he produces are about having sex with dogs, or his burning desire to get a canine of his own. | ||
== Songwriter == | == Songwriter == | ||
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Essential listening are: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHPImhliclU "I need or want a Siberian husky right now"], [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sm4_LvBMAfI "Anal sex (with the doggy)"], [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_iNn_S0xis "Husky cock"], [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkAlAEhXVww "Legalized bestiality needs to happen"], [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_hm0vsFA6I "Sex with Huskies, again?!!"], "Mate that pussy", and "Huskies in need (for sex)". Another theme of his songs is his [[BAWW|hatred for his own father]]. And it gets much worse... | Essential listening are: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHPImhliclU "I need or want a Siberian husky right now"], [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sm4_LvBMAfI "Anal sex (with the doggy)"], [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_iNn_S0xis "Husky cock"], [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkAlAEhXVww "Legalized bestiality needs to happen"], [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_hm0vsFA6I "Sex with Huskies, again?!!"], "Mate that pussy", and "Huskies in need (for sex)". Another theme of his songs is his [[BAWW|hatred for his own father]]. And it gets much worse... | ||
He's also ripped off at least a few songs | He's also ripped off at least a few known songs. An example of his song theft is his song [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxf-tVhn07U Aww, Cute Dog], which is no more than an [[Autotune]] version of [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0ZMauqib7Q Two Ton Paperweight] with Johnathan's vocals, probably also autotuned. Did we forget to mention that he charges listeners to listen to these copyright infringing songs? | ||
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=== Album Covers === | === Album Covers === | ||
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[[File:Zoojay and the H8rs.png|thumb|Whining about [[haters]] and comparing himself to [[Nicki Minaj]]]] | [[File:Zoojay and the H8rs.png|thumb|Whining about [[haters]] and comparing himself to [[Nicki Minaj]]]] | ||
[[File:Zoojay and BOTDF.png|thumb|Taking lessons from [[Blood on the dance floor]]]] | [[File:Zoojay and BOTDF.png|thumb|Taking lessons from [[Blood on the dance floor]]]] | ||
[[File:Zoojay blaming ED for his zoophilia problems.jpg|thumb|Zoojay blaming ED for the complications in his life which arose from openly being a zoophile]] | |||
Then came the moment when Zoojay realized that his music neither was going to [[unrealistic expectations|make him rich enough to buy a dog or a house, change the laws against bestiality, get him on the radio, or make him famous.]] He quit making music due to his mom's and his belief that his music about dog-raping could get him into legal trouble. | Then came the moment when Zoojay realized that his music neither was going to [[unrealistic expectations|make him rich enough to buy a dog or a house, change the laws against bestiality, get him on the radio, or make him famous.]] He quit making music due to his mom's and his belief that his music about dog-raping could get him into legal trouble. | ||
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{{quote|Sad News! Due to legal issues, J.N. Is currently on hiatus on music and his past 7 albums WILL BE Deleted by 2012! I'm a musician/ranter looking for fame with (optional) fortune for 7-11 years (Since I became a musician). [[crap|I'm a combination of rock, industrial, (early) techno, rap, and Hip-hop rolled into one.]] [[fail|I don't use professional equipment for my music]], I only use a PS2, Music-creation PS2 games (tragically sold those to gamestop) and a Portable DVD player, with INport Deluxe to record to sound to the computer with Audacity to edit the sound. Sorry if it's "cheating". Plus I never Master my own music and that's the truth. I've released 7 music albums (& sadly WILL BE deleted due to legal issues), I don't know how many singles I've released so don't ask(!).}} | {{quote|Sad News! Due to legal issues, J.N. Is currently on hiatus on music and his past 7 albums WILL BE Deleted by 2012! I'm a musician/ranter looking for fame with (optional) fortune for 7-11 years (Since I became a musician). [[crap|I'm a combination of rock, industrial, (early) techno, rap, and Hip-hop rolled into one.]] [[fail|I don't use professional equipment for my music]], I only use a PS2, Music-creation PS2 games (tragically sold those to gamestop) and a Portable DVD player, with INport Deluxe to record to sound to the computer with Audacity to edit the sound. Sorry if it's "cheating". Plus I never Master my own music and that's the truth. I've released 7 music albums (& sadly WILL BE deleted due to legal issues), I don't know how many singles I've released so don't ask(!).}} | ||
== Raping | == Raping Dogs on Video, Furfaggotry, and Xtube== | ||
{{quote|I need a Siberian Husky Dog in real life to make up all the lost time i had with other animals and I'm tired of visiting dogs in Ohio because of STUPID AUNT EILEEN Wont let me have alone time with Bandit or Shadow|Zoojay mad at his aunt}} | {{quote|I need a Siberian Husky Dog in real life to make up all the lost time i had with other animals and I'm tired of visiting dogs in Ohio because of STUPID AUNT EILEEN Wont let me have alone time with Bandit or Shadow|Zoojay mad at his aunt}} | ||
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If you believed that Johnathan isn't being serious about what he sings about and believe that he's a [[Trying too hard|very convincing]] [[troll]], you are sadly mistaken. Johnathan has a history of raping dogs, which was why he got fired from working at a pet store and from a volunteering at the humane society. | If you believed that Johnathan isn't being serious about what he sings about and believe that he's a [[Trying too hard|very convincing]] [[troll]], you are sadly mistaken. Johnathan has a history of raping dogs, which was why he got fired from working at a pet store and from a volunteering at the humane society. | ||
Johnathan had followed his aunt's dogs with a video camera multiple times to film them. He later fapped to the footage and showed it off in [[Zetaforum|bestiality forums]]. Such videos contain Johnathan videotaping his aunt's dogs [[pissing]], Johnathan slobbing all over one of the huskies' mouth, and even him bending over to let one of the dogs mount his fat ass. | Johnathan had followed his aunt's dogs with a video camera multiple times to film them. He later fapped to the footage and showed it off in [[Zetaforum|bestiality forums]]. Such videos contain Johnathan videotaping his aunt's dogs [[pissing]], Johnathan slobbing all over one of the huskies' mouth, and even him bending over to let one of the dogs mount his fat, flabby ass. | ||
Here | Here are a few videos to demonstrate that: | ||
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It's no surprise that Johnathan would also have an Xtube. Johnathan used the site to promote something more terrifying than dog rape | It's no surprise that Johnathan would also have an Xtube. Johnathan used the site to promote something more terrifying than dog rape: himself. He filmed himself lifting his pubic mound to pee in the toilet and fapping while in a cheap Walmart [[werewolf]] [[Fursuit|costume.]] He had also uploaded quite a few of his [[nudes]] onto the site. | ||
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[[File:Zoojay tardrage issues.png|thumb|There isn't any doubt that Zoojay ruined another toilet when he read this article]] | [[File:Zoojay tardrage issues.png|thumb|There isn't any doubt that Zoojay ruined another toilet when he read this article]] | ||
== Websites/Social Networks == | == Websites/Social Networks == | ||
[[File:Siberian Husky.jpg|thumb|A ''[[Dog|Siberian Husky]]'' photographed listening to the music of Mr Niehaus.]] | [[File:Siberian Husky.jpg|thumb|A ''[[Dog|Siberian Husky]]'' photographed listening to the music of Mr Niehaus.]] | ||
Niehaus made a lot of sites to show his creepiness and music, he almost always updates his Facebook | Niehaus made a lot of sites to show his creepiness and music, he almost always updates his Facebook <s>and Twitter</s> pages. | ||
*http://www.last.fm/music/Jonathan+Niehaus | *http://www.last.fm/music/Jonathan+Niehaus | ||
*{{facebook|ZJWolf.JN}} | *<s>{{facebook|ZJWolf.JN}}</s> deleted | ||
*{{facebook|Jonathan.Zoojay.Niehaus}} | *{{facebook|Jonathan.Zoojay.Niehaus}} | ||
*<s>http://twitter.com/ZoojayWerewolf</s> deleted | *<s>http://twitter.com/ZoojayWerewolf</s> deleted | ||
*<s>[http://www.myspace.com/j0nathanniehaus Old myspace account]</s> | *<s>[http://www.myspace.com/j0nathanniehaus Old myspace account]</s> [https://archive.is/http://www.myspace.com/j0nathanniehaus* archived] | ||
*http://www.beastforum.com/showuser-187548.html | *http://www.beastforum.com/showuser-187548.html | ||
*http://zoojay.sofurry.com/ | *http://zoojay.sofurry.com/ | ||
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== See Also == | == See Also == | ||
[[File:Zoojay twitter threat.jpg|320px|thumb|[[Taking down ED|Ruh roh]]!]] | |||
*[[Sick Fuck]] | *[[Sick Fuck]] | ||
*[[Bestiality]] | *[[Bestiality]] | ||
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*[[Victim complex]] | *[[Victim complex]] | ||
*[[Virgin]] | *[[Virgin]] | ||
*[[Bubblegum Husky]] | |||
== External Links == | |||
*{{twitter|ZJWolf1}} | |||
*[https://mega.co.nz/#!iJQCjSTT!EpXi34eIVK7-V36wI7OLGit9XngJ3PdXaLKtFG8sImc Discography] | |||
{{animals}} | {{animals}} | ||
{{Furfaggotry}} | {{Furfaggotry}} | ||
{{music}} | {{music}} | ||
{{timeline|Featured article October 11 & 12, [[2012]]|[[Avant-garde]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Mario Laudicina]]}} | {{timeline|Featured article October 11 & 12, [[2012]]|[[Avant-garde]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Mario Laudicina]]}} | ||
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