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{{deviantart|MochironMan|MochironMan}} (also known as Kyle) is synonymous with many things: a [[homosexual]], [[transgender]], [[furfag]] that has [[No Life]], and many others. But the term most linked to him is [[douchebag]]. Like many deviantArtlets, Kyle has a habit of investing his time in [[retarded|peculiar]] things. For this man, it is computers and trying to [[rape]] other people with his female [[anthropomorphic]] characters. Some of his favorite art includes pictures of dripping [[vaginas]] and other bits of art that only he can get a hard on from. | {{deviantart|MochironMan|MochironMan}} (also known as Kyle) is synonymous with many things: a [[homosexual]], [[transgender]], [[furfag]] that has [[No Life]], and many others. But the term most linked to him is [[douchebag]]. Like many deviantArtlets, Kyle has a habit of investing his time in [[retarded|peculiar]] things. For this man, it is computers and trying to [[rape]] other people with his female [[anthropomorphic]] characters. Some of his favorite art includes pictures of dripping [[vaginas]] and other bits of art that only he can get a hard on from. | ||
[[MochironMan]], as he calls himself on dA, is one of those tartlets who [[molests]] his way into peoples good graces, so it would only make sense that in his chatroom, if you wish to join, one of his rules is to add him to your [[deviantArt]] watch list and prepare to get [[fucked]]. And if you don't, BANHAMMER AHOY. His main reason for taking over [[furry]] chats was to get a [[sex|butt buddy]], and is notorious for making people he speaks to | [[MochironMan]], as he calls himself on dA, is one of those tartlets who [[molests]] his way into peoples good graces, so it would only make sense that in his chatroom, if you wish to join, one of his rules is to add him to your [[deviantArt]] watch list and prepare to get [[fucked]]. And if you don't, BANHAMMER AHOY. His main reason for taking over [[furry]] chats was to get a [[sex|butt buddy]], and is notorious for making people he speaks to reach for a rape whistle. Most of this lies in the fact that he very closely resembles a little girl with a tiny [[cock]], and can be seen hunting for sex behind gas stations and [[craigslist]] when he's not online chatting up teh sexii boiz. He is much like [[Dragoneer]] in the sense that he has a huge ego, and is relentless in pursuing whatever piece of nonexistent [[dat ass|ass]] has caught his eye. | ||
His is also like [[Zaush]] in the sense that he is a disgusting, creepy fuck of a man. He also labors under the delusion that he is a sexy [[Dragon]] [[Scalies|Fuck]]. | His is also like [[Zaush]] in the sense that he is a disgusting, creepy fuck of a man. He also labors under the delusion that he is a sexy [[Dragon]] [[Scalies|Fuck]]. | ||
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Something to know about MochironMan is that he is constantly looking for [[dick]]. The whole reason he took over HotelFurry was to get laid. One would think that someone this fucking weird wouldn't be able to manage getting this chatroom well known, let alone get some, but believe it or not, there are people [[retarded|dumb]] enough out there to bow down and follow this guy's whim because he says so. But then again, dragons are [[Stephen Colbert|pretty damn scary.]] Kyle considers him to be a [[troll]] and trolls for trolls sake alone, but he is known to be a disgrace troll for he brings nothing but shame to the true trolls all over the world. | Something to know about MochironMan is that he is constantly looking for [[dick]]. The whole reason he took over HotelFurry was to get laid. One would think that someone this fucking weird wouldn't be able to manage getting this chatroom well known, let alone get some, but believe it or not, there are people [[retarded|dumb]] enough out there to bow down and follow this guy's whim because he says so. But then again, dragons are [[Stephen Colbert|pretty damn scary.]] Kyle considers him to be a [[troll]] and trolls for trolls sake alone, but he is known to be a disgrace troll for he brings nothing but shame to the true trolls all over the world. | ||
Kyle is often seen in the chatroom seeking out innocent young [[gay]] boys to [[rape|be intimate and loving with.]] When these boys resist, his vaginal opening does not take it well. This usually results in him either pissing his pants and banning the person in question, or continuing to act the exact same way, because at that stage he will have convinced himself that they're just playing [[no|hard-to-fuck.]] More often than not, these people are harassed by his ever-present hardon. When not trying to get every other attractive boy to [[buttsex|bend over]], he's stomping around the chatroom, watching out for fresh [[cock|meat]]. He attempts to pass off the room as a gateway for communication between the [[furfags]] of DeviantArt, but in the end, it all comes down to a need for sex. He's also whining, moaning and complaining about how much he hates his computer and he's always browsing NewEgg and making computer part lists so he can "build" a new one. Computer parts are like puzzle pieces to him, he's to fucking dumb to know which piece goes into which without having to watch a [[YouTube]] tutorial. Beware, Kyle means srs business if he uses multiple emoticons and icons. | Kyle is often seen in the chatroom seeking out innocent young [[gay]] boys to [[rape|be intimate and loving with.]] When these boys resist, his vaginal opening does not take it well. This usually results in him either pissing his pants and banning the person in question, or continuing to act the exact same way, because at that stage he will have convinced himself that they're just playing [[no|hard-to-fuck.]] More often than not, these people are harassed by his ever-present hardon. When not trying to get every other attractive boy to [[buttsex|bend over]], he's stomping around the chatroom, watching out for fresh [[cock|meat]]. He attempts to pass off the room as a gateway for communication between the [[furfags]] of DeviantArt, but in the end, it all comes down to a need for sex. He's also whining, moaning and complaining about how much he hates his computer and he's always browsing NewEgg and making computer part lists so he can "build" a new one. Computer parts are like puzzle pieces to him, he's to fucking dumb to know which piece goes into which without having to watch a [[YouTube]] tutorial. Beware, Kyle means srs business if he uses multiple emoticons and icons. He's also recently been given a dragon vibrator. | ||
What a catch. | What a catch. | ||
It would appear he's back on [[deviantART]]! Thanks for this page and the efforts to get him banned on dA go to: | |||
:SuperArrow | |||
:Ryu-Chu | |||
:ChubbehBear (RIP) | |||
:Reaper-X | |||
:MalvolentMan | |||
:Nosense16 | |||
:Dragryui | |||
:JZ113 | |||
:MCI | |||
:Kirona | |||
And the majority of the Hotelfurry staff! SURPRISE Kyle, the people you thought were friends; aren't! Try not to cry on your brand new dragon [[porn]] pictures. | |||
==Hypocrisy== | ==Hypocrisy== | ||
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*Internet-56% | *Internet-56% | ||
*Moaning about his dead "boyfriend"- All the time | |||
As you can see, his life is full of enriching experiences that will surely be a joy to look back on. Surely his grandchildren will gather at his feet to hear of the amazing tales of his teenager years and life thereafter, but only if he manages to find a steady fuckbuddy and manages to leave his computer long enough to go to an adoption agency. And that'd also be if his own children would want to leave their own kids alone with him. | As you can see, his life is full of enriching experiences that will surely be a joy to look back on. Surely his grandchildren will gather at his feet to hear of the amazing tales of his teenager years and life thereafter, but only if he manages to find a steady fuckbuddy and manages to leave his computer long enough to go to an adoption agency. And that'd also be if his own children would want to leave their own kids alone with him. | ||
However, he does find time to constantly moan about his dead "boyfriend", Chubbehbear, who has been dead for however many years now and no one cares. Kyle however, loves to remind everyone by deep throating them with his self-induced sadness and misery over this missing online user. Of course, his failed relationship with JayTera (who, interestingly denies all knowledge of a relationship) is now blissfully ignored by the enraged Kyle who banhammered JayTera from every chatroom he could. Kyle has asked a number of dA users out, all of whom are male - And got rejected by all. These include the notoriously slutty Ferkahhan and [[Ryu]], along with his "best buddy" MalvolentMan. Kyle claims he "isn't gay" but seeks nothing more than raging gay furrycock. | |||
==Banned== | |||
In early June of 2012, MochironMan finally meet his furfaggot end when He was hit with the all mighty banned hammer. Soon after this, He retreated to suck his dick and post a Journal onto Furfaggots.com (or Furaffinity) to complain about it. | |||
[[File:MochBanned.png|200px|thumb|right|He is gone.. Or is he?]] | |||
According to him: | |||
{{quote|LOLidk. | |||
:I | |||
Miffed about things lately. Last number of weeks have been fuckin' rough and I dunno what to do lately. | |||
God banned from deviantART for some stupid fucking reason like harassing people on another account after being blocked. I admit trolling, but not harassing. | |||
Feels like some people I hold really close are moving away. Or maybe it's my occasional defeatist ways are making myself think they're being pushed away. I don't feel good. | |||
I might spend a little more time here if I don't just abandon everything. | |||
Sucks. Dunno what to really do. }} | |||
One less furfaggot to deal with now, Lets hope more fuck up with their Dicks caught in each others mouths. | |||
=Ban Evading= | |||
[[File:NewMochAccount.png|200px|thumb|left|...Nope He is back. Report]] | |||
Recently. MochironFag has logged onto | |||
http://viel-narisse.deviantart.com/ to continue to admin his chat. Report the shit out of this furfaggot for ban evading. | |||
{{quote|It seems that there are individuals that choose to make it harder for me. | |||
Whatever you choose. I'm not going to bother anymore, if that's what you'd like. | |||
I am not important, and these individuals are not important to me. | |||
Perhaps they should focus on more important things such as a livelihood and reality rather than attempting to torment people on the internet. | |||
Just a thought, after all. I have two great-paying jobs to look after anyway so they can have it their way. I'll be smiling and making money while some people make enemies. }} | |||
UPDATE: He's back on dA after crying to the staff and offering to lick their asses. | |||
==See Also== | ==See Also== | ||
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*[[Fur Affinity]] | *[[Fur Affinity]] | ||
*[[Furry]] | *[[Furry]] | ||
*[[Loser]] | |||
*[[Faggot]] | |||
==Links== | ==Links== | ||
*[http://MochironMan.deviantart.com/ His dA]Tread with caution, lest ye be mauled. | *[http://MochironMan.deviantart.com/ His dA]Tread with caution, lest ye be mauled. THE FUCKER IS BACK | ||
*[http://chat.deviantart.com/chat/HotelFurry His HotelFurry Chat, where he frequently...well, ALWAYS hangs out]Troll and post screens | *[http://chat.deviantart.com/chat/HotelFurry His HotelFurry Chat, where he frequently...well, ALWAYS hangs out]Troll and post screens | ||
*[http://mochironman.deviantart.com/journal/ The Blog where he bitches and moans about his computer never working. | *[http://mochironman.deviantart.com/journal/] The Blog where he bitches and moans about his computer never working. | ||
*[https://www.furaffinity.net/user/mochironman/#shout-2029010/ His Furfaggot page] His new home since he got banned of DA | |||
[http://viel-narisse.deviantart.com/ His Ban evading account]HIS YIFF ACCOUNT LIVES AGAIN | |||
{{dA}} | {{dA}} | ||
{{lezz}} | {{lezz}} | ||
{{furfaggotry}} | |||
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