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If you just got over a cold, they had [[azn|SARS]]. If you're proud that you worked your ass off to buy a [[awesome|corvette]], they just bought a [[cool|Ferrari]]. If you recently [[death|just lost a family member]], there whole family died on the Titanic and they're only here because of a [[Doctor Who|Shoestring Paradox]]. Don't expect this type to prove anything because it's always not with|on them or they'll attack you for being an ass and ruining a nice conversation. | If you just got over a cold, they had [[azn|SARS]]. If you're proud that you worked your ass off to buy a [[awesome|corvette]], they just bought a [[cool|Ferrari]]. If you recently [[death|just lost a family member]], there whole family died on the Titanic and they're only here because of a [[Doctor Who|Shoestring Paradox]]. Don't expect this type to prove anything because it's always not with|on them or they'll attack you for being an ass and ruining a nice conversation. | ||
*The e-begger. This is the one I hate the most. Look up [[Chris Chan]] and you'll see what I mean. These Faggots in Training have no intention of ever getting a job and they will whine to you on [[Youtube]], [[Facebook]], [[Twitter]] and other media how it is your [[work|responsability]] to support them for one reason or another but it's usually because the are [[autistic|a high functioning autistic]], Their [[mother]] is constantly sick and they need money to buy meds or because they have a [[retard|retarded]] child and they should be at home with them 24 hours a day. They all have prepared excuses as to why they can't work and their goal is to make you feel sorry for telling them to, "Get a Job," because if you feel sorry for them, you'll fund them. Their current situation is always someone else's fault and they are unable to take responsability for their own actions. | *The e-begger. This is the one I hate the most. Look up [[Chris Chan]] and you'll see what I mean. These Faggots in Training have no intention of ever getting a job and they will whine to you on [[Youtube]], [[Facebook]], [[Twitter]] and other media how it is your [[work|responsability]] to support them for one reason or another but it's usually because the are [[autistic|a high functioning autistic]], Their [[mother]] is constantly sick and they need money to buy meds or because they have a [[retard|retarded]] child and they should be at home with them 24 hours a day. They all have prepared excuses as to why they can't work and their goal is to make you feel sorry for telling them to, "Get a Job," because if you feel sorry for them, you'll fund them. Their current situation is always someone else's fault and they are unable to take responsability for their own actions. | ||
*Some people want to include girls and all their girlness but that falls under [[GOTIS]], [[Bitch]], [[Whore]], or [[Cunt]]. No matter how hard they try, girls can't be [[fag|faggots]] because [[lesbians]] are just too damn awesome. | *Some people want to include girls and all their girlness but that falls under [[GOTIS]], [[Bitch]], [[Whore]], or [[Cunt]]. No matter how hard they try, girls can't be [[fag|faggots]] <s>because [[lesbians]] are just too damn awesome.</s> [[Nope.avi|NOPE]] dykes are dingbats beware of the lesbian seagulls (hot chick and ugly bestie who are secretly lesbians). | ||
*Finally it should be noted, that in the literal sense of a man wanting to have [[sex]] with a man, there is no training program. You're [[gay]] from that first day you ever wanted to put a [[blow job|dick in your mouth]] or [[anal|take it in the ass]] For instance, if you look at the below classic pic of Samantha Fox and say, "She's ok but I'd rather have something with a [[dick]]." No matter how [[virgin|inexperienced]] you are, you're a faggot. Or to aleviate confusion, queer, gay, ass pounder, cock sucker, homo or a butt pirate. | *Finally it should be noted, that in the literal sense of a man wanting to have [[sex]] with a man, there is no training program. You're [[gay]] from that first day you ever wanted to put a [[blow job|dick in your mouth]] or [[anal|take it in the ass]] For instance, if you look at the below classic pic of Samantha Fox and say, "She's ok but I'd rather have something with a [[dick]]." No matter how [[virgin|inexperienced]] you are, you're a faggot. Or to aleviate confusion, queer, gay, ass pounder, cock sucker, homo or a butt pirate. | ||
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*[[Chris Chan]] Full blown Faggot. | *[[Chris Chan]] Full blown Faggot. | ||
*[[Douche]] | *[[Douche]] | ||
*[[Hayven]] | |||
