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==Brief history== | |||
MrPunchdrunk1 (aka Dammy Goldstein) is a morbidly obese, 21 year old, weaboo virgin jew, who is prone to making himself look like a fool in front of everyone. All the Drama started back when a user by the name of Raveakidd[[Furry]] posted on a video Dammy made expressing things he would like in a future sonic game. Said video featured such suggestions as a game staring Silver the pothead and a sequal to the best game in the series, Sonic 06. Because they were incredibly stupid Raveakidd disagreed with most of them. Rather then getting a mature, or counter argument Dammy replied in ALL CAPS calling him an "AKR wannabee" and then proceeded to raeg on said user's channel insulting anyone he sees | |||
Sadly, this video is no longer on the internets as Dammy, being the smart jew he is, accidentally DELETED FUCKING EVERYTHING on his mrpunchdrunk1 account. | |||
Since the Raveakidd situation, Dammy's faggotory has spread to other users, ofcourse it wasn't until a woman called him out that he began bawwing. Since then he left Youtube to deviantart, assuming nobody knew him there. However, he still hangs around youtube and watches the videos people make about them. But he responds in his own ways, such as making comics. On his way to fame, Dammy has made many friends, ''other 21 year old weeaboos'' and even a few faggots with internet girlfriends. Naturally, Dammy ruined his friendship with all of them. | |||
Dammy is an athiest and a man of science. Attacking religion is in his arsonal. He hates christianity (and so he should) and uses it against people who disagree with him. He has generated numerous lulz by doing this, however since he comes from a jewish family, although claiming not to be jewish himself, he claims he had relatives who died in the lolocaust. So during a religious debate, he is just as pathetic as in any other mass debate. | |||
[[File:dammster.png]] | |||
Dammy's life in a nutshell | |||
=='''MrPhatJew1'''== | |||
As you may have read before, MrPunchDrunk1 is a jew. However, he hates religion and in high school he started an anti-religion club. He claims his real name isn't Dammy but he had it legally changed as his original name was religious, in a manner similar to Christian Weston Chandler. Obviously, since Dammy was brought up by jews, he has been circumsised and recieved atleast one blowjob from a rabbi at an early age. | |||
[[File:phatjew.png]] | |||
[[File:stillphatjew.png]] | |||
=='''DRINK THE PISS'''== | |||
In August 2010, Dammy confidently boasted that should the classic design in the Sonic The Hedgehog Series returns he would drink the piss from his grandfather's bedpan. Despite the return of the design in the upcoming Sonic Generations video game, Dammy has denied all proof of this ever happening.[[Image:Mr nut job 1.png]] | |||
[[image:Silly_Dammy.jpg]] | |||
[[File:loltoad.png]] | |||
even the guys on his dick want him to do it | |||
=='''Sonic Unleashed is better than sex'''== | |||
Title says it all. But if you want to see more of this sick jew's fetish for bad games, read below | |||
[[File:unleashedsex.png]] | |||
[[File:moreunleashedsex.png]] | |||
But then again, it's not like he'd ever have sex with a woman in the first place. | |||
=='''Youtube An Hero'''== | |||
Our old friend Dammy has had 4 youtube accounts. DrunkenFist20XL, Mrpunchdrunk1 (his most known account), the appropriately named IamDickFag and GGundamFan1127. He closed the first after he accidentally deleted all his videos like the genius he is. He then closed his second account due to stress as a user called "darkangelthelight" made a video on his shinanigans. Yeah, he'd gladly drink piss at the sight of nigger-eyed sonic but when a fucking woman calls him out, he starts bawwing and an heroes to start a fresh new e-life on DeviantArt. | |||
[[Image:What_He_Believes.png|thumb|What the poor jew believes]] [[image:deviant_id_thumbs_up_by_ggundamsamurai-d3fnxfh.jpg|thumb|The sad, slightly funny reality.]] | |||
== '''DevianTART''' == | |||
After closing all his youtube accounts, Dammy decided it would be best to embrace his fellow weaboos over at the cesspool known as DeviantArt. | |||
There he produces abominations which he calls "art". He also uses it to insult youtube users who don't have accounts on DA in order to avoid more flaming from them. | |||
When someone made a video on his faggotory, rather than responding on youtube or just ignoring it completely, he drew a picture of himself burning everything that was said about him. | |||
Much like Chris Chan and all the other autistic obese faggots in their 20s, he reckons he is a really good artist, and therefore blesses this site with beautiful images such as his exposed bare chest and his persona holding a massive sword. Note how Dammy draws himself with goku-esque anime hair and writes words such as "badass" on his drawings. When his ID shows he's a morbidly obese balding weeaboo. So basically like the rest of deviantart. | |||
== '''Dammy VS Invader Zim''' == | == '''Dammy VS Invader Zim''' == | ||
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== External Links == | == External Links == | ||
[http://www.youtube.com/user/ | *[http://www.youtube.com/user/RiseofTaitoShirei His new shitty channel] Have fun! | ||
*[http://ggundamsamurai.deviantart.com/ His shitty DevianTart account] | |||
[http://ggundamsamurai.deviantart.com/ His shitty DevianTart account] | |||
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