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MrPunchdrunk1 (aka Dammy Goldstein) is a morbidly obese, 21 year old, weaboo virgin jew, who is prone to making himself look like a fool in front of everyone. All the Drama started back when a user by the name of Raveakidd[[ | {{cleanup}} | ||
==Brief history== | |||
MrPunchdrunk1 (aka Dammy Goldstein) is a morbidly obese, 21 year old, weaboo virgin jew, who is prone to making himself look like a fool in front of everyone. All the Drama started back when a user by the name of Raveakidd[[Furry]] posted on a video Dammy made expressing things he would like in a future sonic game. Said video featured such suggestions as a game staring Silver the pothead and a sequal to the best game in the series, Sonic 06. Because they were incredibly stupid Raveakidd disagreed with most of them. Rather then getting a mature, or counter argument Dammy replied in ALL CAPS calling him an "AKR wannabee" and then proceeded to raeg on said user's channel insulting anyone he sees | |||
Sadly, this video is no longer on the internets as Dammy, being the smart jew he is, accidentally DELETED FUCKING EVERYTHING on his mrpunchdrunk1 account. | Sadly, this video is no longer on the internets as Dammy, being the smart jew he is, accidentally DELETED FUCKING EVERYTHING on his mrpunchdrunk1 account. | ||
Since the Raveakidd situation, Dammy's faggotory has spread to other users, ofcourse it wasn't until a woman called him out that he began bawwing. Since then he left Youtube to deviantart, assuming nobody knew him there. However, he still hangs around youtube and watches the videos people make about them. But he responds in his own ways, such as making comics. On his way to fame, Dammy has made many friends, ''other 21 year old weeaboos'' and even a few faggots with internet girlfriends. Naturally, Dammy ruined his friendship with all of them. | Since the Raveakidd situation, Dammy's faggotory has spread to other users, ofcourse it wasn't until a woman called him out that he began bawwing. Since then he left Youtube to deviantart, assuming nobody knew him there. However, he still hangs around youtube and watches the videos people make about them. But he responds in his own ways, such as making comics. On his way to fame, Dammy has made many friends, ''other 21 year old weeaboos'' and even a few faggots with internet girlfriends. Naturally, Dammy ruined his friendship with all of them. | ||
Dammy is an athiest and a man of science. Attacking religion is in his arsonal. He hates christianity (and so he should) and uses it against people who disagree with him. He has generated numerous lulz by doing this, however since he comes from a jewish family, although claiming not to be jewish himself, he claims he had relatives who died in the lolocaust. So during a religious debate, he is just as pathetic as in any other mass debate. | |||
[[File:dammster.png]] | |||
Dammy's life in a nutshell | |||
=='''MrPhatJew1'''== | =='''MrPhatJew1'''== | ||
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=='''DRINK THE PISS'''== | =='''DRINK THE PISS'''== | ||
In August | In August 2010, Dammy confidently boasted that should the classic design in the Sonic The Hedgehog Series returns he would drink the piss from his grandfather's bedpan. Despite the return of the design in the upcoming Sonic Generations video game, Dammy has denied all proof of this ever happening.[[Image:Mr nut job 1.png]] | ||
[[image:Silly_Dammy.jpg]] | [[image:Silly_Dammy.jpg]] | ||
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=='''Youtube An Hero'''== | =='''Youtube An Hero'''== | ||
Our old friend Dammy has had | Our old friend Dammy has had 4 youtube accounts. DrunkenFist20XL, Mrpunchdrunk1 (his most known account), the appropriately named IamDickFag and GGundamFan1127. He closed the first after he accidentally deleted all his videos like the genius he is. He then closed his second account due to stress as a user called "darkangelthelight" made a video on his shinanigans. Yeah, he'd gladly drink piss at the sight of nigger-eyed sonic but when a fucking woman calls him out, he starts bawwing and an heroes to start a fresh new e-life on DeviantArt. | ||
[[Image:What_He_Believes.png|thumb|What the poor jew believes]] [[image:deviant_id_thumbs_up_by_ggundamsamurai-d3fnxfh.jpg|thumb|The sad, slightly funny reality.]] | [[Image:What_He_Believes.png|thumb|What the poor jew believes]] [[image:deviant_id_thumbs_up_by_ggundamsamurai-d3fnxfh.jpg|thumb|The sad, slightly funny reality.]] | ||
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'''Raveakidd''' - a retro sonicfag, that was the first to call out Dammy on his faggotory. This user effectively was the beginning of the end for Dammy. Since they first met, Dammy has lurked on Raveakidd's channel attempting to spread his beliefs about how classic sonic sucks to anyone who might comment. The only person who he actually upset was iamsally1001, an autistic user who was very passionate about Sonic Satam. Because he was able to upset someone with a mental condition, he believed he was an epic troll and stayed on this channel for over a year posting prettymuch the same stuff. This channel was where we first learned about Dammy's jewishness. It's also the place where Dammy made his "I'LL DRINK THE PISS" claim. Dammy became obsessed with this user so much that he even posted things like "I'm off to the shops to buy a new hoodie". It's almost like he lived on that channel. Since this "war" ended, Raveakidd left youtube and became a furfag. It was believed that Dammy and Rave had ended their communication, until he was caught commenting on one of his pictures showing 2 HAWT furries on a beach expressing his love for one of them. It can be assumed that Dammy himself is a furfag since he faps to Raveakidd's drawings. | '''Raveakidd''' - a retro sonicfag, that was the first to call out Dammy on his faggotory. This user effectively was the beginning of the end for Dammy. Since they first met, Dammy has lurked on Raveakidd's channel attempting to spread his beliefs about how classic sonic sucks to anyone who might comment. The only person who he actually upset was iamsally1001, an autistic user who was very passionate about Sonic Satam. Because he was able to upset someone with a mental condition, he believed he was an epic troll and stayed on this channel for over a year posting prettymuch the same stuff. This channel was where we first learned about Dammy's jewishness. It's also the place where Dammy made his "I'LL DRINK THE PISS" claim. Dammy became obsessed with this user so much that he even posted things like "I'm off to the shops to buy a new hoodie". It's almost like he lived on that channel. Since this "war" ended, Raveakidd left youtube and became a furfag. It was believed that Dammy and Rave had ended their communication, until he was caught commenting on one of his pictures showing 2 HAWT furries on a beach expressing his love for one of them. It can be assumed that Dammy himself is a furfag since he faps to Raveakidd's drawings. | ||
'''Jason2Anime''' - He once drew a picture of Sonic and the little mermaid. Dammy hated the idea of such an OVERRATED film that he HATED crossing over with his favourite blue frube with the tube. He made a video on this and said there should be a fighting game called "Sonic VS The little mermaid". Because that'd make a great game, amirite? Since this incident, Dammy has constantly declared war on Jason, who just doesn't give a shit. Dammy has wasted so much of his life making attacks on jason because of that one little picture he drew. | |||
== '''"My dad's dying but thats not important because people think Sonic 4 sucks!"''' == | == '''"My dad's dying but thats not important because people think Sonic 4 sucks!"''' == | ||
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*http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uG0iQ-79QSU | *http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uG0iQ-79QSU | ||
*http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2Uft7GnMeo | *http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2Uft7GnMeo | ||
== External Links == | |||
*[http://www.youtube.com/user/RiseofTaitoShirei His new shitty channel] Have fun! | |||
*[http://ggundamsamurai.deviantart.com/ His shitty DevianTart account] | |||
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