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|<div style="font-weight:bold;font-size:14pt;color:red;padding:0 0 0 15px">Warning!</div><div style="font-size:1.2em;font-weight:bold;padding:0 25px 0 15px">With (((Jews))),<br /> You Lose!</div>
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[[File:Coincidence-detector-goebbels.jpg|thumb|right|200px|[http://research.calvin.edu/german-propaganda-archive/angrif03.htm Original quote]: "But call him a Jew<nowiki>[...]</nowiki>".]]
[[File:Coincidence-detector-goebbels.jpg|thumb|right|200px|[http://research.calvin.edu/german-propaganda-archive/angrif03.htm Original quote]: "But call him a Jew<nowiki>[...]</nowiki>".]]
'''Coincidence Detector''' is a browser plugin for [[Google Chrome]] and [[Mozilla Firefox]] (and a greasemonkey script for other browsers that do not matter) which helps to identify influence and collusion in journalism and the media by pointing out [[Jewish]] names and the titles of [[ADL|Jewish run organizations]] with the help of an "Echo" (or "Echoes"), or three sets of parenthesis, like so: ((([[Facebook|Zuckerberg]]))). Names and organizations are pulled from a human curated list which is updated regularly.
'''Coincidence Detector''' is a browser plugin for [[Google Chrome]] and [[Mozilla Firefox]] (and a greasemonkey script for other browsers that do not matter) which helps to identify influence and collusion in journalism and the media by pointing out [[Jewish]] names and the titles of [[ADL|Jewish run organizations]] with the help of an "Echo" (or "Echoes"), or three sets of parenthesis, like so: ((([[Facebook|Zuckerberg]]))). Names and organizations are pulled from a human curated list which is updated regularly.
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As soon as the (((media))) found out about Coincidence Detector they promptly wrote a barrage of stories [[SHUT IT DOWN|denouncing it]] as a tool of anti-semitism, hatred and harassment, even going so far as to compare it to putting Jews in [[gb2|concentration]] [[oven|camps]]. It was shortly thereafter removed from the [[Google]] [[Chrome]] store after five months, thousands of downloads and a [[A+++|five star rating]], less than twenty hours after being discovered by the [[media|Jewish media]].  
As soon as the (((media))) found out about Coincidence Detector they promptly wrote a barrage of stories [[SHUT IT DOWN|denouncing it]] as a tool of anti-semitism, hatred and harassment, even going so far as to compare it to putting Jews in [[gb2|concentration]] [[oven|camps]]. It was shortly thereafter removed from the [[Google]] [[Chrome]] store after five months, thousands of downloads and a [[A+++|five star rating]], less than twenty hours after being discovered by the [[media|Jewish media]].  


This is of course complete bullshit, as we have learned numerous times from [[social justice warriors]] and [[Black Lives Matter]] protesters that racism equals institutional power plus [[privilege]] and those without that power and privilege [[Bahar Mustafa|cannot be racist]]. Coincidence Detector is simply an educational tool that clearly shows (((who))) has all the institutional power and privilege. This means that it is [[Not racist|not defined as racist]] or anti-semitic.
This is of course complete bullshit, as we have learned numerous times from [[social justice warriors]] and [[Black Lives Matter]] protesters that racism equals institutional power plus [[privilege]] and those without that power and privilege [[Bahar Mustafa|cannot be racist]]. Coincidence Detector is simply an educational tool that clearly shows (((who))) has all the institutional power and privilege. This means that it cannot be defined as [[Not racist|racist]] or anti-semitic.


==Video==
<center><youtube>4HtIWK6fHec</youtube></center>
==Install Instructions==
==Install Instructions==
[[File:Happy merchant goy.png|thumb|How the extension was discovered]]
{{info|Make sure you turn off Coincidence Detector if you are editing ED, it will add echoes on top of echoes fucking everywhere in the edit box.}}
[[File:Happy merchant goy.png|thumb|250px|How the extension was discovered]]
 
===Jewgle Chrome===
===Jewgle Chrome===
# Download Coincidence Detector .crx file, link is below.
# Download Coincidence Detector .crx file, link is below.
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===Firefox===
===Firefox===
# Download Coincidence Detector .xpi file, link is below.
# [https://coincidencedetector.com/ Download Coincidence Detector .xpi file]
# Save to your local drive.
# Save to your local drive.
# Drag the .xpi file on top of a running Firefox window.
# Drag the .xpi file on top of a running Firefox window.
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==Gallery==
==Gallery==
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File:America jew greed map.png|Spoiler!
File:Echoes Israel.jpg|((([[Israel|Obvious]])))
File:Echoes Israel.jpg|((([[Israel|Obvious]])))
File:Echoes FBI.jpg|((([[FBI]])))
File:Echoes FBI.jpg|((([[FBI]])))
File:Echoes hammer and sickle.jpg|((([[Communism]])))
File:Echoes hammer and sickle.jpg|((([[Communism]])))
File:Echoes Hollywood Sign.jpg|((([[Hollywood]])))
File:Echoes Hollywood Sign.jpg|((([[Hollywood]])))
File:Google-chrome-echo.jpg|((([[Jewgle|Google]])))
File:Isis-is-cia-is-jew.gif|Why ((([[CIA|ISIS]]))) never attacks ((([[Palestine|Israel]])))..
File:Isis-is-cia-is-jew.gif|Why ((([[CIA|ISIS]]))) never attacks ((([[Palestine|Israel]])))..
File:911 Coincidence Detector.jpg|((([[9/11]])))
File:Jeff dwoskin coincidence detected.png
File:Sacha baron cohen-cidence detector.png|((([[Sacha Baron Cohen|Cohen-cidence]])))?
File:Sacha baron cohen-cidence detector.png|((([[Sacha Baron Cohen|Cohen-cidence]])))?
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File:Coincidence_detector_merchant.gif| ((([[Clickbait|Mic.com]])))
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==Related Articles==
==Related Articles==
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* [[Happy Merchant]]
* [[Happy Merchant]]
* [[The Jewish Question]]
* [[The Jewish Question]]
* [[Daniel Sieradski]]


==External Links==
==External Links==
* [https://bit.no.com:43110/1As8nyiVibNzfjLiS1eCinYia2dK2ZgHiz '''Download Coincidence Detector''' ⬇]
* [https://coincidencedetector.com/ '''Download Coincidence Detector''' ⬇]
* {{archive|GRCee|"Coincidence Detector": The Google Chrome Extension White Supremacists Use to Track Jews}}
* [https://mic.com/articles/145105/coincidence-detector-the-google-extension-white-supremacists-use-to-track-jews#.NaG72z2Od "Coincidence Detector": The Google Chrome Extension White Supremacists Use to Track Jews] ({{archive|GRCee|Archived}})
* [https://dissidentright.com/2016/06/03/a-critique-of-jewish-privilege/ '''(((Echoes))): A critique of Jewish privilege'''] {{archive|fxlSP}}
* [https://dissidentright.com/2016/06/03/a-critique-of-jewish-privilege/ '''(((Echoes))): A critique of Jewish privilege'''] (Archived: {{archive|fxlSP|1}} {{wayback|https://dissidentright.com/2016/06/03/a-critique-of-jewish-privilege/|title=2}})


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Latest revision as of 03:16, 26 October 2021

WARNING:

With (((Jews))), you lose!
Original quote: "But call him a Jew[...]".

Coincidence Detector is a browser plugin for Google Chrome and Mozilla Firefox (and a greasemonkey script for other browsers that do not matter) which helps to identify influence and collusion in journalism and the media by pointing out Jews names and the titles of Jewish run organizations with the help of an "Echo" (or "Echoes"), or three sets of parenthesis, like so: (((Zuckerberg))). Names and organizations are pulled from a human curated list which is updated regularly.

Removed From Google Chrome Store

Coincidence detected.

As soon as the (((media))) found out about Coincidence Detector they promptly wrote a barrage of stories denouncing it as a tool of anti-semitism, hatred and harassment, even going so far as to compare it to putting Jews in concentration camps. It was shortly thereafter removed from the The Google Google Chrome store after five months, thousands of downloads and a five star rating, less than twenty hours after being discovered by the Jewish media.

This is of course complete bullshit, as we have learned numerous times from social justice warriors and Black Lives Matter protesters that racism equals institutional power plus privilege and those without that power and privilege cannot be racist. Coincidence Detector is simply an educational tool that clearly shows (((who))) has all the institutional power and privilege. This means that it cannot be defined as racist or anti-semitic.

Install Instructions

Make sure you turn off Coincidence Detector if you are editing ED, it will add echoes on top of echoes fucking everywhere in the edit box.
How the extension was discovered

Jewgle Chrome

  1. Download Coincidence Detector .crx file, link is below.
  2. Save to your local drive.
  3. Open chrome://extensions in a new tab.
  4. Click the Developer Mode checkbox.
  5. Drag the .crx file into the chrome://extensions tab and click yes when prompted.
  6. ????
  7. Profit

Windows users may have a few more hoops to jump through.

Firefox

  1. Download Coincidence Detector .xpi file
  2. Save to your local drive.
  3. Drag the .xpi file on top of a running Firefox window.

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