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"Hacking the Gibson" is usually the naked, sticky sheets wet dream of [[13-year-old boy|13-year-old]] [[Hacker|haXX0rZ]] everywhere. After watching "[http://www.imdb.com/find?s=all&q=Hackers Hackers]" [[100|at least 100 times]] and seeing [[Angelina Jolie]]'s [[Boob|tits]] beckoning them over the keyboard, they usually go [[Insane|batshit insane]] with hormones and try to hack/crack anything on teh [[Internets]]. Luckily for most everyone else they don't know how to do jack except talk shit on IRC, hit themselves with [http://www.faqs.org/qa/qa-17039.html viruses] from Russian websites and then whine about it...on [[IRC]]. | '''"Hacking the Gibson"''' is usually the naked, sticky sheets wet dream of [[13-year-old boy|13-year-old]] [[Hacker|haXX0rZ]] everywhere. After watching "[http://www.imdb.com/find?s=all&q=Hackers Hackers]" [[100|at least 100 times]] and seeing [[Angelina Jolie]]'s [[Boob|tits]] beckoning them over the keyboard, they usually go [[Insane|batshit insane]] with hormones and try to hack/crack anything on teh [[Internets]]. Luckily for most everyone else they don't know how to do jack except talk shit on IRC, hit themselves with [http://www.faqs.org/qa/qa-17039.html viruses] from Russian websites and then whine about it...on [[IRC]]. | ||
Anyway, this movie is so old it doesn't even have teh [[Internet]] on it. [[Dialup]]?! Pu-leaze. | Anyway, this movie is so old it doesn't even have teh [[Internet]] on it. [[Dialup]]?! Pu-leaze. | ||
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===Hackin' The Motherfuckin' Gibson=== | ===Hackin' The Motherfuckin' Gibson=== | ||
<div align="center"><youtube> | <div align="center"><youtube>sjIgWIBAamc</youtube></div> | ||
<div align="center">Once you've hacked The Gibson, you can chill out in [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kowloon_Walled_City#gibson Walled City].</div> | <div align="center">Once you've hacked The Gibson, you can chill out in [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kowloon_Walled_City#gibson Walled City].</div> | ||
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{{SecurityFaggots}} | {{SecurityFaggots}} | ||
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[[Category:Internets Phenomena]] | [[Category:Internets Phenomena]] | ||
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