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"Hacking the Gibson" is usually the naked, sticky sheets wet dream of [[13-year-old boy|13-year-old]] [[Hacker|haXX0rZ]] everywhere. After watching "[http://www.imdb.com/find?s=all&q=Hackers Hackers]" [[100|at least 100 times]] and seeing [[Angelina Jolie]]'s [[Boob|tits]] beckoning them over the keyboard, they usually go [[Insane|batshit insane]] with hormones and try to hack/crack anything on teh [[Internets]]. Luckily for most everyone else they don't know how to do jack except talk shit on IRC, hit themselves with [http://www.faqs.org/qa/qa-17039.html viruses] from Russian websites and then whine about it...on [[IRC]]. | '''"Hacking the Gibson"''' is usually the naked, sticky sheets wet dream of [[13-year-old boy|13-year-old]] [[Hacker|haXX0rZ]] everywhere. After watching "[http://www.imdb.com/find?s=all&q=Hackers Hackers]" [[100|at least 100 times]] and seeing [[Angelina Jolie]]'s [[Boob|tits]] beckoning them over the keyboard, they usually go [[Insane|batshit insane]] with hormones and try to hack/crack anything on teh [[Internets]]. Luckily for most everyone else they don't know how to do jack except talk shit on IRC, hit themselves with [http://www.faqs.org/qa/qa-17039.html viruses] from Russian websites and then whine about it...on [[IRC]]. | ||
Anyway, this movie is so old it doesn't even have teh [[Internet]] on it. [[Dialup]]?! Pu-leaze. | Anyway, this movie is so old it doesn't even have teh [[Internet]] on it. [[Dialup]]?! Pu-leaze. | ||
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===Hackin' The Motherfuckin' Gibson=== | ===Hackin' The Motherfuckin' Gibson=== | ||
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<div align="center">Once you've hacked The Gibson, you can chill out in [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kowloon_Walled_City#gibson Walled City].</div> | <div align="center">Once you've hacked The Gibson, you can chill out in [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kowloon_Walled_City#gibson Walled City].</div> | ||
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Latest revision as of 02:58, 14 March 2019
"Hacking the Gibson" is usually the naked, sticky sheets wet dream of 13-year-old haXX0rZ everywhere. After watching "Hackers" at least 100 times and seeing Angelina Jolie's tits beckoning them over the keyboard, they usually go batshit insane with hormones and try to hack/crack anything on teh Internets. Luckily for most everyone else they don't know how to do jack except talk shit on IRC, hit themselves with viruses from Russian websites and then whine about it...on IRC.
Anyway, this movie is so old it doesn't even have teh Internet on it. Dialup?! Pu-leaze.
A typical session of Gibson hacking
[root@gibson] # aol
aol$ login ebelford
Password: ********
Welcome!
Updating art
aol$ channels
Description | name
------------------------------|-----
Kids Only Online | kool
News | news
Email | email
Local Nigeria | niger
FBI Confidential Database | FBI
Steve Case's gay porn archive | snax
aol$ channel snax
Updating art
There are 2 new files since your last visit.
aol$ list newfiles
s | filename | size
--|-----------------|-----
! | hello.jpg | 43k
! | largecocke.png | 475k
aol$ download hello.jpg largecocke.png
Queueing download of hello.jpg as id 20721
Queueing download of largecocke.png as id 20722
aol$ channel FBI
Updating art
Welcome to the FBI private database!
aol$ lookup Zero Cool
Zero Cool:
* Alias Crash Override
* Is fucking Acid Burn (lucky bastard)
* Also gay lover of Fantom Freak
You've got mail
aol$ read mail
Segmentation fault. Core dumped
[root@gibson] #
Hackin' The Motherfuckin' Gibson
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