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[[File:KillHamstergetstold2.png|thumb|Killhamster gets [[pwned]] after whoring for [[girlvinyl]]'s [[shit]] website.]] | [[File:KillHamstergetstold2.png|thumb|Killhamster gets [[pwned]] after whoring for [[girlvinyl]]'s [[shit]] website.]] | ||
[[File:Faghamster.png|thumb|Mmmm. Tasty [[BBQ]].]] | [[File:Faghamster.png|thumb|Mmmm. Tasty [[BBQ]].]] | ||
''Note: this is an article about a former Encyclopedia Dramatica user who assisted in selling out ED 1.0 to Jewcorp.'' | |||
'''Killhamster''' is a former ED [[sysop]] on .com who suffocates hamsters to death by firing them up his rectum. It has been speculated that the sheer amount of hamster carcasses lodged within the gaping expanse of his rectum has given him multiple [[White Knighting|syndromes]]. He is part of the group that [[Sellout|sold out]] and created [[OhInternet]]; however, he has recently attempted to atone for this treachery by making improvements to [[Operation Restoration|the current and best version]] of ED. He has recently been spotted preaching the virtues of censorship and taunting the [[internet hate machine]]. | '''Killhamster''' is a former ED [[sysop]] on .com who suffocates hamsters to death by firing them up his rectum. It has been speculated that the sheer amount of hamster carcasses lodged within the gaping expanse of his rectum has given him multiple [[White Knighting|syndromes]]. He is part of the group that [[Sellout|sold out]] and created [[OhInternet]]; however, he has recently attempted to atone for this treachery by making improvements to [[Operation Restoration|the current and best version]] of ED. He has recently been spotted preaching the virtues of censorship and taunting the [[internet hate machine]]. | ||
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He's also a retarded social justice warrior, hanging around [[Shit Reddit Says]] in the vague hope of fucking one of the other mongoloids there. A present or former [[Goon]], Killhamster writes about goony things and that [[Bitcoin|fake Internet money]] the young 'uns like so much. | He's also a retarded social justice warrior, hanging around [[Shit Reddit Says]] in the vague hope of fucking one of the other mongoloids there. A present or former [[Goon]], Killhamster writes about goony things and that [[Bitcoin|fake Internet money]] the young 'uns like so much. | ||
==Killhamster's Hypocrisy== | ==Killhamster's Hypocrisy== | ||
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|<@killhamster>yes<br/> | |<@killhamster>yes<br/> | ||
<@killhamster>it is mature to try to destroy our website<br/> | <@killhamster>it is mature to try to destroy our website<br/> | ||
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|<@killhamster>i don't think you get it<br/> | |<@killhamster>i don't think you get it<br/> | ||
<@killhamster>it's annoying to have something i worked on taken down once a week because fake ED's little bitch leader is obsessed with us and throwing little skiddie tantrums|Said without a hint of irony.}} | <@killhamster>it's annoying to have something i worked on taken down once a week because fake ED's little bitch leader is obsessed with us and throwing little skiddie tantrums|Said without a hint of irony.}} | ||
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==See Also== | ==See Also== | ||
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*[[Beastiality]] | *[[Beastiality]] | ||
==External Links== | ==External Links== | ||
* [http://killhamster.livejournal.com LiveJournal] | * [http://killhamster.livejournal.com LiveJournal] | ||
