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[[Image:Chuggo.jpg|thumb|right|[[Gay | Chuggo loves to fuck guys]].]]
[[Image:Chuggo.jpg|thumb|right|[[Gay | Chuggo loves to fuck guys]].]]
[[Image:Chuggo_tapestry.png|thumb|right|Chuggo references historical relics in his songs.]]
[[Image:Chuggo_tapestry.png|thumb|right|Chuggo references historical relics in his songs.]]
[[Image:Chuggoascii.gif|thumb|right|Chuggo [[Ascii]] scroll on [[IRC]]]]
'''Chuggo''' is a [[Canadian]] [[rap]]per who is often called a [[wigger]] for no reason other than he's a white guy who talks like a [[nigger]]. However, [[some argue]] that Chuggo is not, in fact, a wigger, but an intelligent human being who likes to [[gay|fuck guys]]. The Canadianicity in his blood forces Chuggo to become [[Rage|enraged]] about the fact that he is not part of a better country, said country is definitely not Americunt. This forces Chuggo to show his [[hate]] through the easiest form known to man, that being to take a beat, talk some words, and [[????|hey presto]], you got [[Oxymoron|a rap song]]. However, because no one actually pays attention to what Canadians have to say, [[Fail|this is an ill fated attempt at seriousness]]. Some myths are spoken about Chuggo, some of which are [[Bullshit|preposterous]], but some true, such as the mayonnaise [[conspiracy]].
'''Chuggo''' is a [[Canadian]] [[rap]]per who is often called a [[wigger]] for no reason other than he's a white guy who talks like a [[black person]]. However, [[some argue]] that Chuggo is not, in fact, a wigger, but an intelligent human being who likes to [[gay|fuck guys]]. The Canadianicity in his blood forces Chuggo to become [[Rage|enraged]] about the fact that he is not part of a better country, said country is definitely not Americunt. This forces Chuggo to show his [[hate]] through the easiest form known to man, that being to take a beat, talk some words, and [[????|hey presto]], you got [[Oxymoron|a rap song]]. However, because no one actually pays attention to what Canadians have to say, [[Fail|this is an ill fated attempt at seriousness]]. Some myths are spoken about Chuggo, some of which are [[Bullshit|preposterous]], but some true, such as the mayonnaise [[conspiracy]].




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===Chuggolation===
===Chuggolation===
[[Image:Chuggoshower.jpg|thumb|150px|right|You know you want him! Notice how his ass "happens too soon."]]
[[Image:Chuggoshower.jpg|thumb|150px|right|[[asking for it|BEGGIN for it! Notice how his ass "happens too soon."]]
His thoughts were mixed about the tracks currently released.
His thoughts were mixed about the tracks currently released.


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Image:Cmonfuckaguy2.jpg
Image:Cmonfuckaguy2.jpg
Image:Cmonfuckaguy3.jpg
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Image:Chuggodoinitwrong.jpg|Chuggo and [[Heavy Metal]] black person
Image:Chuggodoinitwrong.jpg|Chuggo and a nigger
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Image:Chuggopooper.jpg|AHHH COME ON FUCK A GUY
Image:Chuggopooper.jpg|AHHH COME ON FUCK A GUY
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Image:Chuggo-bite.gif|One tough [[motherfucker]]
Image:Chuggo-bite.gif|One tough [[motherfucker]]
Image:Chuggo-fuckaguy-1.jpg|Chuggo, judging the national [[Gay]] contest at a festival in [[Canadia]]
Image:Chuggo-fuckaguy-1.jpg|Chuggo, judging the national [[Gay]] contest at a festival in [[Canadia]]
Image:Chuggolink3.png|Getting given some wise advice by a black person
Image:Chuggolink3.png|Getting given some wise advice by a nigger
Image:ChuggoRick.jpg|Never gonna give you AHHH CMON FUCK A GUY
Image:ChuggoRick.jpg|Never gonna give you AHHH CMON FUCK A GUY
Image:ChuggoBugeye.jpg|Bug-eyed black person wants you to AHHH CMON FUCK A GUY
Image:ChuggoBugeye.jpg|Bug-eyed nigger wants you to AHHH CMON FUCK A GUY
Image:Chuggo_would.jpg|Chuggo Would Fuck a Guy
Image:Chuggo_would.jpg|Chuggo Would Fuck a Guy
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