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Relations between DR and Hæti have never been [[cum|warm]]. This is because Dominicans don't like Hætians and because Hætians know it. | Relations between DR and Hæti have never been [[cum|warm]]. This is because Dominicans don't like Hætians and because Hætians know it. | ||
However, in 2010 the Dominicans were first on the scene offering support to their neighbors after the devastating earthquake that left Port-Au-Prince in shambles. Of course, this was done to prevent millions of Hætians | However, in 2010 the Dominicans were first on the scene offering support to their neighbors after the devastating earthquake that left Port-Au-Prince in shambles. Of course, this was done to prevent millions of Hætians swarming the border into the Dominican Republic. Honestly, what would you have done? | ||
== How to troll Dominicans == | == How to troll Dominicans == | ||
[[File:Lights.jpg|thumb|100px|A device too complicated for Dominicans]] | [[File:Lights.jpg|thumb|100px|A device too complicated for Dominicans]] | ||
*Tell them that mulattos are still [[nigger]]s. | *Tell them that mulattos are still [[nigger]]s. | ||
* | *Inform them that you know niggers lighter-skinned than them. | ||
*Tell them they look like Hætians. | *Tell them they look like Hætians. | ||
*Suggest that Trujillo's regime was the best thing to happen to the country. | *Suggest that Trujillo's regime was the best thing to happen to the country. | ||
*Convince them that an invasion from Hæti is inevitable, and the merging of the two countries will happen by | *Convince them that an invasion from Hæti is inevitable, and the merging of the two countries will happen by 2030. | ||
*Propose castration as a | *Propose castration as a mandatory punishment for infidelity, stealing electricity and spending one's entire income on rum and beer. | ||
*Close their airports. | *Close their airports by phoning in bomb threats. | ||
*Ask them why do they want to be Puerto Ricans. | *Ask them why do they want to be Puerto Ricans. | ||
*Tell them Juan Luis Guerra is shit. | *Tell them Juan Luis Guerra is shit. | ||
