Encyclopedia Dramatica:Internet Relevance: Difference between revisions

Any time when your writing resorts to third-grade humor that utilizes a large amount of jokes concerning faggotry, farts, or poo, you know that you are on the right track. Keep this up as it will certainly help to increase your page's "lulz-factor."

Quoting is an excellent way to add huge, content-devoid, white spaces to your page. Make sure you use extra long quotes as the average time spent reading these is relatively low. Also, centered, bold text with big quotation marks around it offers your article an air of authority. Because nobody would dare argue with fact, this control and command that you exert upon your readers is vital to keeping your article Internet relevant.

On your page, it is always a good idea to use as many YouTube videos as possible. Doing so will have the dual effect of confusing your reader with lights, sirens, and bells and somewhat beefing up your page's size. By doing both of these things, your article will seem much more plausible and you will gain the air of authority in the eyes of the average readers, who are not really there to look at your text. Rather, they are there to see if you linked "YouTube Porn" or some cat-fight between two high school chicks tearing out one another's hair extensions.

Part of the Encyclopedia Dramatica experience is using IRC. IRC is a chat protocol that allows you to interact with other people all around the world. Another bonus that several IRC clients offer is that they can log events and text within the channel. Often, EDiots will use IRC to troll unsuspecting IRC chatters in their respective IRC chat channels and then paste the log within their article, thus spreading the lulz here at the site.