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[[Image:HerbivoreMan.jpg | :''See also [[Vegetarian]]'' | ||
[[Image:HerbivoreMan.jpg|thumb|[[You are doing it wrong]].]] | |||
'''Herbivore men''' or '''grass-eater men''' (草食(系)男子 Sōshoku(-kei) danshi | '''Herbivore men''' or '''grass-eater men''' ([[moonspeak|草食(系)男子]] ''Sōshoku(-kei) danshi'') are a new type of fucktardization from Japan. It should not be confused with [[vegan]] (albeit being in the same level of fucktardation). In Japan a man who is interested in sex is said to be "hungry for flesh". Men not interested in sex are said to be (metaphorically) herbivores. Herbivore men are a mutant offspring of anime culture, nerd culture, basement dwellers, video game culture, metrosexual culture, radioactive contamination and faggotry. They should all be [[killed with fire]]. Japanese herbivore men are extremely fond of eating pudding. You don't need to be Freud to figure out [[semen|what pudding represents to them.]] A somewhat similar trend in America is called "MGTOW" or Men Going Their Own Way. | ||
< | Herbivore men usually act effeminately, wear girl's make up, are terrified of women, and are not interested in careers or making money. In other words they are sort of like some hybrid of hippies and faggots only with better hygiene and without the buttsecks and [[AIDS]]. Japan is utterly doomed at this point and can only await their inevitable cultural death and conquest by China and Muslim Malays. | ||
[[image:Hidoshiwish.jpg|right|thumb| Hypermasculine Japanese man. Herbivore men are much more effeminate.]] | |||
[[image:HerbMan.jpg|right|thumb| Typical herbivore man. Notice the [[faggotry|expertly applied make up and plucked eyebrows.]]]] | |||
<center>'''The mental illness defined.'''</center> | |||
<center><youtube>XdrF_dAaZO4</youtube></center> | |||
==Japanese Women Respond== | |||
[[image:Japanesepenis.gif|right|thumb| Japanese cock. It's no wonder they have given up.]] | |||
[[image:ItalianPenis.jpg|right|thumb| Gaijin cock. Japanese girls hunt for these.]] | |||
<center>'''Japanese girls [[asking for it]] in a J-pop song.'''</center> | |||
<center><youtube>nU3cS7aPJco</youtube></center> | |||
==Gaijin Hunters== | |||
''If you are looking for the game "Gaijin Hunter" go [[shit no one cares about|here]].'' | |||
Since Japanese men have given up on sex and don't even try anymore many Japanese women have become Gaijin (Foreigner) hunters to satisfy their depraved urges. | |||
[[image:VidalSpanishConquistadorconquereAsia.gif|right|thumb| East meats West. The end to a successful Gaijin hunt. [[PROTIP]] for Japanese women. The universally recognized safe words for Gaijin men are "faster" and "harder".]] | |||
<center>''' Can I Haz [[cock|Friendship Wiz You?]]'''</center> | |||
<center><youtube>Dcq17IONuGo</youtube></center> | |||
Before you develop a case of [[yellow fever]] and book a flight to Japan you should be aware of the complete Gaijin hunter business plan: | |||
1.) Find a dumb rich Gaijin. English speaker preferred. | |||
2.) Get him to spend LOTS of money on you. | |||
3.) Use him for Engrish practice and to get LOTS of big Gaijin cock in every hole. | |||
4.) Report him to the police for rape. | |||
5.) After a few days in jail offer to drop the charges for a cash payment. This is legal in Japan. | |||
6.) [[Cock]], [[LULZ]] and [[profit]] for her. | |||
==Videos== | |||
[[image:HerbivorePudding.jpg|right|thumb| In Japan real men do not eat pudding.]] | |||
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|{{frame|{{videoframe|RYTP|background-color: #DBD8CD;|font-weight: bold; | |||
|<youtube>8YslIQvRH4w</youtube> <br> <center> '''The end of Japan. Seriously.'''</center> | |||
|<youtube>GVf4Z4jPoL4</youtube> <br> <center> '''[[Pastor Steven Anderson]] denounces Japanese faggotry.'''</center> | |||
|<youtube>uA5qVIOiwfI</youtube> <br> <center> '''Becoming [[an hero]] is the only cure.'''</center> | |||
|<youtube>2Fph_tZcq70</youtube> <br> <center> '''The Young Turks speak out.'''</center> | |||
|<youtube>tra0HBUYyfU</youtube> <br> <center> '''Dried fish women and parasite singles.'''</center> | |||
|<youtube>04j1RqInHjE</youtube> <br> <center> '''Conservatives blame pornography. Liberals blame global warming.'''</center> | |||
|<youtube>ITlBO123OVo</youtube> <br> <center> '''Father knows best.'''</center> | |||
|<youtube>k3rFzrFRJUM</youtube> <br> <center> '''Taiwan animators explain it all.'''</center> | |||
|<youtube>CBwyrNrbW6Y</youtube> <br> <center> '''Herbivores show woman their "girlfriends."'''</center> | |||
|<youtube>SZGwhO7Zf3E</youtube> <br> <center> '''[[faggot|Sensitive guy]] refuses sex with "crazy" Gaijin hunter.'''</center> | |||
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==See Also== | |||
* [[Nu-male]] | |||
* [[Basement Dweller]] | |||
* [[Dying alone]] | |||
* [[LoveShy]] | |||
* [[MGTOW]] | |||
* [[Nice Guys]] | |||
* [[r9k|/r9k/]] | |||
* [[Wizardchan]] | |||
==External Links== | |||
*[http://gulahiyi.blogspot.com/2009/11/panic-in-japan-rise-of-herbivores.html Rise of the Herbivore in Japan.] | |||
*[http://www.techinsider.io/herbivore-men-in-japan-are-not-having-sex-8-15 "Cabbage roll" men who pretend to be herbivores.] [[shit no one cares about|And other types of Japanese men.]] | |||
*[http://en.rocketnews24.com/2016/06/29/japanese-people-give-their-thoughts-on-gaijin-huntersenglish-vampires/ Japanese people express opinions on Gaijin Hunters.] | |||
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIFR4c0moI8 Warning about unstable mentally ill Gaijin hunters ] from [[Kanadajin]]. | |||
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{{Dying Alone}} | |||
