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<big>Wear this if you need help being chaste and pure or just a sexual repressed deviant.</big></center><br /> | |||
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== Scientific Explanation == | == Scientific Explanation == | ||
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== Fuck Abstinence == | == Fuck Abstinence == | ||
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== Abstinence-only Sex Education == | == Abstinence-only Sex Education == | ||
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=== Chastity Devices === | === Chastity Devices === | ||
Some sexual deviants get off on having their genitals under lock and key, with someone else holding the key. Of course, they rarely find someone else for that job because they're just too creepy in the first place. If your [[husband]] tries to get you to participate in such a fantasy divorce him, otherwise he'll next convince you to [[cuckold|sleep with some black dude]] and then bring a [[creampie]] back home for him to eat. Of course, he'll chicken out and you'll just get [[AIDS]], you dirty [[whore]]. | Some sexual deviants get off on having their genitals under lock and key, with someone else holding the key. Of course, they rarely find someone else for that job because they're just too creepy in the first place. If your [[husband]] tries to get you to participate in such a fantasy divorce him, otherwise he'll next convince you to [[cuckold|sleep with some black dude]] and then bring a [[creampie]] back home for him to eat. Of course, he'll chicken out and you'll just get [[AIDS]], you dirty [[whore]]. | ||
Of the women who enjoy wearing a chastity belt we may consider none, or at least very few of them, as sexual deviants. They actually have the right idea. | Of the women who enjoy wearing a chastity belt we may consider none, or at least very few of them, as sexual deviants. They actually have the right idea. Some examples are shown below. | ||
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== Trolling == | == Trolling == | ||
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[[Some argue]] that [[condoms]] are better at preventing [[pregnancy]] than Chastity rings, overlooking the fact that [[14/f/Cali|14 year old girls from California]] should not be hooking up with [[pedophile|men who enjoy girls under a certain age]] in the first place. | [[Some argue]] that [[condoms]] are better at preventing [[pregnancy]] than Chastity rings, overlooking the fact that [[14/f/Cali|14 year old girls from California]] should not be hooking up with [[pedophile|men who enjoy girls under a certain age]] in the first place. | ||
You can troll the deviants who participate in enforced chastity by visiting [[forum]]s like [http://chastitymansion.com/ Chastity Mansion] and making up some story about how you regret introducing the [[fetish]] to your [[wife]] and are now contemplating [[suicide]]. | You can troll the deviants who participate in enforced chastity by visiting [[forum]]s like [http://chastitymansion.com/ Chastity Mansion] and making up some story about how you regret introducing the [[fetish]] to your [[wife]] and are now contemplating [[suicide]]. | ||
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== The Only Sure Form of Contraception? == | == The Only Sure Form of Contraception? == | ||
In spite of what abstinence-only [[douchebag]]s claim, abstinence does not decrease the likelihood of [[pregnancy]] - not if you sleep next to your partner in the same bed every night. [[Seriously]] - it is a [[true|well-known]] [[fact]] among legitimate sex educators that abstinence has a significantly higher [[failure]] rate as a [[birth control]] method than [[condom]]s or the pill. Brutal [[irony]]. | In spite of what abstinence-only [[douchebag]]s claim, abstinence does not decrease the likelihood of [[pregnancy]] - not if you sleep next to your partner in the same bed every night. [[Seriously]] - it is a [[true|well-known]] [[fact]] among legitimate sex educators that abstinence has a significantly higher [[failure]] rate as a [[birth control]] method than [[condom]]s or the pill. Brutal [[irony]]. | ||
FACT: People who are abstinent tend to avoid everything sexual, so they're a little more nervous about being caught anywhere near the condom aisle at the store, so they are far more likely to not be prepared during a weak moment. Tough shit. | |||
Or just be a sexual deviant and embrace chastity while some large black bull bangs your wife because your genes are too weak to be passed on to the next generation. | |||
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== See Also == | == See Also == | ||
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* [[STD]]s | * [[STD]]s | ||
* [[Bristol Palin]] | * [[Bristol Palin]] | ||
* [[Almost Raped]] - the [[slut|abstinent girl's]] [[Asking for it|standard excuse for letting a guy get too close]]. | |||
== External Links == | == External Links == |
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Wear this if you need help being chaste and pure or just a sexual repressed deviant.
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Abstinence refers to the position of voluntarily refraining from sex. Most people who are abstinent do so due to religious reasons, a desire to save their virginity for their spouse or "the right person" or simply because they're are too fucking paranoid, wussy/ugly/dumb to get any. Or some combination of the above.
This should not be confused with being a technical virgin, since those who are abstinent refrain from all forms of intercourse, including buttsex. & yes, there are men who are abstinent.
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