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[[Some argue]] that [[condoms]] are better at preventing [[pregnancy]] than Chastity rings, overlooking the fact that [[14/f/Cali|14 year old girls from California]] should not be hooking up with [[pedophile|men who enjoy girls under a certain age]] in the first place. | [[Some argue]] that [[condoms]] are better at preventing [[pregnancy]] than Chastity rings, overlooking the fact that [[14/f/Cali|14 year old girls from California]] should not be hooking up with [[pedophile|men who enjoy girls under a certain age]] in the first place. | ||
You can troll the deviants who participate in enforced chastity by visiting [[forum]]s like [http://chastitymansion.com/ Chastity Mansion] and making up some story about how you regret introducing the [[fetish]] to your [[wife]] and are now contemplating [[suicide]]. | You can troll the deviants who participate in enforced chastity by visiting [[forum]]s like [http://chastitymansion.com/ Chastity Mansion] and making up some story about how you regret introducing the [[fetish]] to your [[wife]] and are now contemplating [[suicide]]. | ||
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== The Only Sure Form of Contraception? == | == The Only Sure Form of Contraception? == | ||
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FACT: People who are abstinent tend to avoid everything sexual, so they're a little more nervous about being caught anywhere near the condom aisle at the store, so they are far more likely to not be prepared during a weak moment. Tough shit. | FACT: People who are abstinent tend to avoid everything sexual, so they're a little more nervous about being caught anywhere near the condom aisle at the store, so they are far more likely to not be prepared during a weak moment. Tough shit. | ||
Or just be a sexual deviant and embrace chastity while some large black bull bangs your wife because your genes are too weak to be passed on to the next generation. | |||
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== See Also == | == See Also == |
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Wear this if you need help being chaste and pure or just a sexual repressed deviant.
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Abstinence refers to the position of voluntarily refraining from sex. Most people who are abstinent do so due to religious reasons, a desire to save their virginity for their spouse or "the right person" or simply because they're are too fucking paranoid, wussy/ugly/dumb to get any. Or some combination of the above.
This should not be confused with being a technical virgin, since those who are abstinent refrain from all forms of intercourse, including buttsex. & yes, there are men who are abstinent.
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