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*'''Bomberman 64''': Bomberman enters the world of 3D and kills stuff. Aliens come to destroy Bomberman's planet, so he embarks on an [[lame|epic adventure]] to stop them with the help of some flying nigger. The game is modestly good, featuring five story-mode worlds with a mediocre boss battle at the end of each. Each boss runs around you at 100 mph, so the only way to win is to stand in the middle and spam bombs in all directions until you finally knock the bastard out and throw him off the stage. The game mechanics coincidentally developed a [[lol|hilarious]] multiplayer game (provided you actually ever had more than one friend) that allowed you to catch incoming bombs, throw other players off edges and do pretty much anything related to [[rape|throwing, kicking, and bouncing]]. | *'''Bomberman 64''': Bomberman enters the world of 3D and kills stuff. Aliens come to destroy Bomberman's planet, so he embarks on an [[lame|epic adventure]] to stop them with the help of some flying nigger. The game is modestly good, featuring five story-mode worlds with a mediocre boss battle at the end of each. Each boss runs around you at 100 mph, so the only way to win is to stand in the middle and spam bombs in all directions until you finally knock the bastard out and throw him off the stage. The game mechanics coincidentally developed a [[lol|hilarious]] multiplayer game (provided you actually ever had more than one friend) that allowed you to catch incoming bombs, throw other players off edges and do pretty much anything related to [[rape|throwing, kicking, and bouncing]]. | ||
*'''Bomberman 64: [[Electric Boogaloo|The Second Attack]]''': Bomberman meets a [[furry|talking animal]] named Pommy who [[retard|refers to himself in the third person and is all whiny and shit.]] He makes up for it by generally staying out of your way during actual gameplay and you can evolve him into [[at_least_100|a bunch of]] different shit by collecting food. The game is technically two-player, because you can have someone else play as Pommy while you play as Bomberman. As for the plot, someone builds a super-powered galactic machine thing that creates [[goatse|black holes]] and uses it to [[trap]] planets. Bomberman has to kill stuff, find robotic battle armor that gives him extra abilities, fight [[awesome|retards who control fire and shit]] and [[Mega Man|take their powers from them]] until he finds and tries to kill the Jew responsible. Yet when Bomberman finds him, it's revealed that [[awesome|he was actually a space pirate]] [[shit_nobody_cares_about|who got possessed when he found a treasure that had the soul of an evil demon sealed inside of it, which then possessed him and made him evil.]] Bomberman then learns that the evil demon possessing the guy isn't the main bad guy, either, but was just the evil half of [[God|the being who created the universe]]. Bomberman then has to kill said being to win the game. | *'''Bomberman 64: [[Electric Boogaloo|The Second Attack]]''': Bomberman meets a [[furry|talking animal]] named Pommy who [[retard|refers to himself in the third person and is all whiny and shit.]] He makes up for it by generally staying out of your way during actual gameplay and you can evolve him into [[at_least_100|a bunch of]] different shit by collecting food. The game is technically two-player, because you can have someone else play as Pommy while you play as Bomberman. As for the plot, someone builds a super-powered galactic machine thing that creates [[goatse|black holes]] and uses it to [[trap]] planets. Bomberman has to kill stuff, find robotic battle armor that gives him extra abilities, fight [[awesome|retards who control fire and shit]] and [[Mega Man|take their powers from them]] until he finds and tries to kill the Jew responsible. Yet when Bomberman finds him, it's revealed that [[awesome|he was actually a space pirate]] [[shit_nobody_cares_about|who got possessed when he found a treasure that had the soul of an evil demon sealed inside of it, which then possessed him and made him evil.]] Bomberman then learns that the evil demon possessing the guy isn't the main bad guy, either, but was just the evil half of [[God|the being who created the universe]]. Bomberman then has to kill said being to win the game. [[Tl;dr]] [[Win|use bombs to kill God]]. | ||
*'''Bomberman Generations''': Bomberman goes on a gay adventure on the [[Gamecube|Gaycube]] with some Pokémon to stop some newfags with beards from taking the world's drugs. His fuck buddy, Max, an emofag Transformer, went missing on the planet Tentacle Rape, but actually just went [[The Google|searching]] for some lolis without telling Bomberman so he could keep it for his greedy ass. He collects some retarded Pokémon things and battles them to get [[MOAR]] Pokémon things in order to [[bestiality|raep]] them. [[Lie|Sounds like a rollicking good time already!]] | *'''Bomberman Generations''': Bomberman goes on a gay adventure on the [[Gamecube|Gaycube]] with some Pokémon to stop some newfags with beards from taking the world's drugs. His fuck buddy, Max, an emofag Transformer, went missing on the planet Tentacle Rape, but actually just went [[The Google|searching]] for some lolis without telling Bomberman so he could keep it for his greedy ass. He collects some retarded Pokémon things and battles them to get [[MOAR]] Pokémon things in order to [[bestiality|raep]] them. [[Lie|Sounds like a rollicking good time already!]] | ||
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*[http://www.youtube.com/jacksfilms1 People that need to have Bomberman on their ass] | *[http://www.youtube.com/jacksfilms1 People that need to have Bomberman on their ass] | ||
*[http://www.youtube.com/justinbiebervevo Another person who needs Bomberman on their ass] | *[http://www.youtube.com/justinbiebervevo Another person who needs Bomberman on their ass] | ||
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