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[[Image:9000 by Daedalus87m.gif|thumb|right|What!? 9,000!?]]


<strong><span style="color:#ff0000">IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAND!</span></strong> or just <strong><span style="color:#ff0000">Over 9,000</span></strong> was an [[Things to avoid|over-used meme]] that was started by the Japanese anime show ''Dragon Ball Z'', where characters would use [[Plastic crap|Scouters]] to detect power levels. This meme was [[cuntpaste]]d many, [[at least 100|many times]] and it's not funny anymore.
[[Some argue]] that "OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAND" is the [[A challenger appears|new challenger of]] "''[[at least 100]]''", but they don't realize that "OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAND" is a 4chan meme and that it, like all 4chan memes, got stale at most one week after its creation due to repetitive abuse, if not because it wasn't funny from the beginning. This meme has even been used by basketball legend Michael Jordan saying "I've missed OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAND [[Money shot|shots]]...and that's why I'm successful." Unsurprisingly, this meme has been used over nine thousand times. It did, however, achieve epic status in what is arguably the greatest troll evar, when Oprah was tricked in to saying "over 9,000 penises" despite the troll's obvious nature.


<strong><span style="color:#ff0000">IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAND!</span></strong> or just <strong><span style="color:#ff0000">Over 9,000</span></strong> was an [[Things to avoid|over-used meme]] that was started by the Japanese anime show 'Dragonball Z', where characters would use [[Plastic crap|scouters]] to detect power levels. This meme was [[cuntpaste]]d many, [[at least 100|many times]] and it's not funny anymore.
"Over 9,000" is also [http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=bRthvdLlLnY&feature=related recreated] in the ''[[Dragon Ball Z]]: [[ejaculate|Burst]] [[limit break|Limit]]'' video game. It was also recreated in its prequel, ''[[Shit Nobody Cares About|Dragon Ball Z: Budokai Tenkaichi 3", but no one gives a shit about that game]].
[[Some argue]] that "OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAND" is the [[A challenger appears|new challenger of]] "''[[at least 100]]''", but they don't realize that "OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAND" is a 4chan meme and that it, like all 4chan memes, got stale at most one week after its creation due to repetitive abuse, if not because it wasn't funny from the beginning. This meme has even been used by basketball legend Michael Jordan saying "I've missed OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAND [[Money shot|shots]]...and that's why I'm successful." [[Fact|Unsurprisingly, this meme has been used over nine thousand times]].  It did, however, achieve epic status in what is [[fact|arguably the greatest troll evar]], when Oprah was tricked in to saying "over 9000 penises" despite the troll's obvious nature.
 
"Over 9,000" is also [http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Jc54UZnSSJM&feature=related recreated] in the ''[[Dragon Ball Z]]: [[ejaculate|Burst]] [[limit break|Limit]]'' video game. It was also recreated in its prequel, ''[[Shit Nobody Cares About|Dragon Ball Z: Budokai Tenkaichi 3", but no one gives a shit about that game]].


[http://thedaoofdragonball.com/its-over-9000.php It's Over 9,000! the book] was published on September 9, 2009, explaining the meme and analyzing Goku and Vegeta's psychological worldviews.
[http://thedaoofdragonball.com/its-over-9000.php It's Over 9,000! the book] was published on September 9, 2009, explaining the meme and analyzing Goku and Vegeta's psychological worldviews.


When searching "Over 9000" on [[TOW]], [[Chanology|Project Chanology]] appears as the third hit. [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Search?search=Over+9000&fulltext=Search No one knows why].
==The Meme==
[[Image:9000 by Daedalus87m.gif|thumb|[[lol wut|What!?]] 9000!?]]
'''Nappa''': "VEGETA! What does the scouter say about his power level?"


'''Vegeta''': "IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!" [[card crusher|*crushes scouter*]]
When searching "Over 9,000" on [[TOW]], Project [[Chanology]] appears as the third hit. [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Search?search=Over+9000&fulltext=Search No one knows why.]


'''Nappa''': WHAT, NINE THOUSAND!?
==The meme==
{{clear}}
The original meme went something like this:
:*<tt><big><big>Nappa</big></big></tt>: VEGETA! What does the Scouter say about his power level?
:*<tt><big><big>Vegeta</big></big></tt>: IT'S OVER NINE '''THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!''' [[card crusher|*crushes Scouter*]]
:*<tt><big><big>Nappa</big></big></tt>: WHAT, NINE THOUSAND!?


==Original Scene from Dragon Ball Z==
==The original scene from ''Dragon Ball Z''==
<center><youtube>SiMHTK15Pik</youtube></center>
<center><youtube>SiMHTK15Pik</youtube></center>


==On [[Oprah]]==
== Things that are over 9,000 ==
[[Image:9000penises.png|thumb|left|Oprah in disbelief of over 9,000 pænises raping children. Also, when Oprah, [[Robotnik]] and Vegeta fused together, Over 9000 [[Pingas]]es are born]]
* Number of [[retarded]] people who found their way onto the [[Internets]].
[[Image:OprahVegeta.png‎|thumb|Oprah and Vegeta practicing [[Sex|fusion]].]]
* The amount of times [[your mom]] gets fucked as a [[whore| prostitute]] ([[Lol]] she does it for free).
 
<center>
{{fv|ovr9000vdoprah|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;
|<center>'''I think we know which [[b/|known pedophile network she's referring to]]...'''</center><br/><youtube>7liYfhRgXGk</youtube>
|<center>'''Remix it up!'''</center><br/><youtube>YGyKmvQesgs</youtube>
}}
</center>
 
==On TV==
<center><youtube>8Iu0QogKxL4</youtube></center>
 
==In Books==
[[Image:Over-9000-book-cover.png|thumb|Cover art for the Over 9,000! book by Derek Padula]]
[http://thedaoofdragonball.com/its-over-9000.php The book about Over 9,000], by Derek Padula, analyzing Vegeta's insanity.
 
==YouTube Videos==
<center>
{{fv|ovr9000vdytmeme|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;
|<center>'''A masterful piece of [[modern art]].'''</center><br/><youtube>PekLCVWScxI</youtube>
|<center>'''How to use.'''</center><br/><youtube>VJerOY0xqIw</youtube>
|<center>'''[[You are doing it wrong]].'''</center><br/><youtube>DH3sB4rd1_I</youtube>
|<center>'''21,000??? [[lolwut]]'''</center><br/><youtube>AYcwOkp6i7g</youtube>
|<center>'''You must have [[Azn|POWA]]! In this case Marty's power is [[At least 100|Less than 9000]].'''</center><br><youtube>NowdrL6fvb4</youtube>
}}
</center>
 
===More YouTube Videos===
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0lVtkkrJVXc Attention whores are doing it wrong.]
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9EgUcDHDto With Eddy Grant ''Electric Avenue'' montage]
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvW7mJm8-M4 ''Burst Limit'' 9,000]
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-l0S5t_C62g  ''Burst Limit''/DVD Season 1 9,000 Mix]
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bd2kFtJHp0s Concerning Anatomy]
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Unsn07KBEb4 Piece of shit]
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgZT99AqYS4 Scouters are expensive?]
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0 A dad sold his son's game for over 9,000 dollars.]
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBtpyeLxVkI IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!]
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c32KHyvLnxM Michael Jordan has failed over 9000 times. beat that kobe bryant]
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqMMDIRS4ZE The remixed version.]
 
== Things that are Over 9000 ==
* Number of [[Retarded]] people who found their way onto the [[Internets]]
* The amount of times [[Your mom]] gets fucked as a [[whore| prostitute]] ([[Lol]] she does it for free).
* The IQ in negative of most [[Aspie|retarded]] human beings.
* The IQ in negative of most [[Aspie|retarded]] human beings.
* The number of times an Aspie [[shit|gets shit on]] per month. Aspies are faggots!
* The number of times an aspie [[shit|gets shit on]] per month. Aspies are faggots!
* The fans on the Good Game [http://www.facebook.com/pages/Good-Game/29525005920 facebook page] which they brag about.
* The fans on the Good Game [http://www.facebook.com/pages/Good-Game/29525005920 facebook page] which they brag about.
*The amount of brain cells [[Chris Chan]] is missing.
* The amount of brain cells [[Chris-Chan]] is missing.
*The number of zombies [[Zerg_Rush#Notable_Zerg_Rushes|VVendettas puts on his maps]]
* An estimate of how many times [[Chris-Chan]] has drunken his [[Cum|splooge]] in [[Nazi|Fanta Orange Soda]].
* The number of times [[you]] wank in an average week.over
* The number of zombies [[Zerg_Rush#Notable_Zerg_Rushes|VVendettas puts on his maps]]
* The amount of articles in this wiki.
* The number of times your mom regretted not aborting [[fag|you]].
* The amount of [[Transgender|genders]] that [[Tumblr]] users have created.
* The number of calories [[fat]] people eat per day.
* The number of episodes ''[[The Simpsons]]'' aired.
* How many people mentioned ''[[Among Us]]''.
* The number of Microsoft PowerPoint slides.


==Things That Are [[Literally]] Over 9000==
==Things that are [[literally]] over 9,000==
[[File:Asspie_Kim_Peek_Memorizing_Over_9000_Books.jpg| thumb| right|  Too bad he didn`t spend any of his time memorizing over 9000 articles on Encyclopedia Dramatica ]]
[[File:Asspie_Kim_Peek_Memorizing_Over_9000_Books.jpg|right|thumb|Too bad he didn`t spend any of his time memorizing over 9,000 articles on Encyclopedia Dramatica.]]


If you actually believe in the above list of Things that are Over 9000 as literally true, you are probably a gullible, lulzless cretin who should probably be subject to eugenics. Here are some things that are ACTUALLY OVER 9000.  
If you actually believe in the above list of Things that are Over 9,000 as literally true, you are probably a gullible, lulzless cretin who should probably be subject to eugenics. Here are some things that are ACTUALLY OVER 9,000.  


* The amount of [[Jews]] that [[Hitler]] [[Pwned| Killed]]. Here`s another fun fact! This is ACTUALLY the amount of Jews [[Cooking Party|killed]] sometimes within a single day by Hitler!
*The amount of [[Jews]] that [[Adolf Hitler]] [[Pwned|killed]]. Here`s another fun fact! This is ACTUALLY the amount of Jews [[Cooking Party|killed]] sometimes within a single day by Hitler!


*[[Maybe|The number of people that show up at a]] [[The Donald|Donald Trump]] [[Maybe|rally]].


* [[LOLWUT|Kim Peek-a-boo, a now dead super-genius asspie, has LITERALLY MEMORIZED THE CONTENT OF OVER 9000 BOOKS, WORD FOR WORD!]]. Too bad he probably didn't spend any of his precious time memorizing all of the content on Encyclopedia Dramatica before it was crushed by the landwhale-woman, Girlvinyl. But oh wait, Encyclopedia Dramatica.ch's slogan is actually Nothing of Value Was Lost, [[Bullshit|so that means ED's content was probably not worth his time remembering in the first place.]] That's kinda ironic since one of his favorite hobbies was to memorize heaping piles of boring-ass TL;DW books like all the phone numbers in Phone Books lol.
*Kim Peek-a-boo, a now dead super-genius asspie, has LITERALLY MEMORIZED THE CONTENT OF OVER 9,000 BOOKS, WORD FOR WORD! Too bad he probably didn't spend any of his precious time memorizing all of the content on Encyclopedia Dramatica before it was crushed by the landwhale-woman, Girlvinyl. But oh wait, Encyclopedia Dramatica.ch's slogan is actually Nothing of Value Was Lost, so that means ED's content was probably not worth his time remembering in the first place. That's kinda ironic since one of his favorite hobbies was to memorize heaping piles of boring-ass TL;DW books like all the phone numbers in phone books lol.


{{quote| At the tender age of 16 months, Kim was able to memorize every book read to him (to date he has read and memorized over 9000 books), and yet still didn't learn how to walk til the age of 4.| Ironically, that quote was from some asspie neuroscientists studying a fellow asspie who probably knows more information about neuroscience than the neuroscientists}}
{{quote| At the tender age of 16 months, Kim was able to memorize every book read to him (to date he has read and memorized over 9000 books), and yet still didn't learn how to walk til the age of 4.| Ironically, that quote was from some asspie neuroscientists studying a fellow asspie who probably knows more information about neuroscience than the neuroscientists}}


[http://ahsmail.uwaterloo.ca/~megoddar/kimpeek.html| Here`s the proof]
[http://archive.fo/0xViY Here's the proof].
{{clear}}
 
==Videos==
{|style="margin:0 auto"
|{{videoframe|ovar9000vids|background:none; text-align:center;|font-weight:bold
|<youtube>dbiJZnZQ4es</youtube><br>Over 9,000 penises.
|<youtube>8Iu0QogKxL4</youtube><br>A masterful piece of [[modern art]].
|<youtube>PekLCVWScxI</youtube><br>How to use.
|<youtube>DH3sB4rd1_I</youtube><br>[[You are doing it wrong]].
|<youtube>NowdrL6fvb4</youtube><br>You must have [[Azn|POWA]]! In this case Marty's power is [[At least 100|less than 9,000]].}}
|}


==Gallery==
==Gallery==
{{cg|OVER 9000 IMAGES|9001Gallery|center|<gallery perrow="5">
{{cg|OVER 9,000 IMAGES|9001Gallery|center|<gallery perrow="5">
Image:Boner level.jpeg
Image:Boner level.jpeg
Image:Gay_vibe_over_nine_thousand.png|Meme intertextuality
Image:Gay_vibe_over_nine_thousand.png|Meme intertextuality.
Image:Phelps2.gif|It's over Nine Thousand Phelps!
Image:Phelps2.gif|It's over 9,000 Phelps!
Image:Me_Gusta_9000.png
Image:Me_Gusta_9000.png
Image:OVER NINETHOUSAND battlecard.png|[[4chan Battlecards|Battlecard]]
Image:OVER NINETHOUSAND battlecard.png|[[4chan Battlecards|Battlecard]].
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
Image:Over-9000-book-cover.png|Cover art for the Over 9,000! book by Derek Padula.
Image:Over-9000-book-cover.png|Cover art for the Over 9,000! book by Derek Padula.
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Image:Fajita.JPG | SOBRA NUEVEMIILLL!
Image:Fajita.JPG | SOBRA NUEVEMIILLL!
Image:Vegetomas.jpg|¿Qué, 9,000?
Image:Vegetomas.jpg|¿Qué, 9,000?
Image:Oprah_Belair.JPG|Over 9000 penors.
Image:Overnynethousands.jpg
Image:Overnynethousands.jpg
Image:TF2 over 9000.jpg|Freaking Un''believable''. (View full)
Image:TF2 over 9000.jpg|Freaking Un''believable''. (View full).
Image:WHAT9000!.jpg|>9,000
Image:WHAT9000!.jpg|>9,000.
Image:OVER 9000!.jpg|Definitely over 9,000
Image:OVER 9000!.jpg|Definitely over 9,000.
Image:Mudkip1_9000.jpg|not 9,000!!??
Image:Mudkip1_9000.jpg|not 9,000!!??
Image:Lulzcat.jpg|It's ovar NINE THOUSAAAAAND!
Image:Lulzcat.jpg|It's ovar NINE THOUSAAAAAND!
Image:HIS POWER LEVEL IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAND.jpg|Accompanying inspirational poster.
Image:HIS POWER LEVEL IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAND.jpg|Accompanying inspirational poster.
Image:Gaijin4koma9000.png|Gaijin4koma
Image:Gaijin4koma9000.png|Gaijin4koma.
Image:Legolasscouter.jpg|Legolas sees the power.
Image:Legolasscouter.jpg|Legolas sees the power.
Image:Overnein.jpg|Oh lawds the death rate of the Jews is OVAR NEIN THOUSANDDDD!!!
Image:Overnein.jpg|Oh lawds the death rate of the Jews is OVAR NEIN THOUSANDDDD!!!
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Image:9000nyoron.jpg|[[Nyoro~n]]
Image:9000nyoron.jpg|[[Nyoro~n]]
Image:Rapjap23.jpg
Image:Rapjap23.jpg
Image:JWs_got_it_right.jpg|The Jehovah's Witnesses [[unbirthing|got it right]].
Image:Furry9000.JPG|Even [[furfags]] can go over 9,000.
Image:Furry9000.JPG|Even [[furfags]] can go over 9,000.
Image:5435355354.jpg
Image:5435355354.jpg
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Image:Mahmoud-9001-bitches.jpg|Mahmoud agrees.
Image:Mahmoud-9001-bitches.jpg|Mahmoud agrees.
Image:Reiscouter1.jpg|Rei knows it's over 9,000.
Image:Reiscouter1.jpg|Rei knows it's over 9,000.
Image:ITS_OVER_8000.jpg|Original translation
Image:ITS_OVER_8000.jpg|Original translation.
Image:Vegeta_crush.GIF
Image:Vegeta_crush.GIF
Image:Over9000crush.png
Image:Over9000crush.png
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Image:9000 Thetans.jpg|Thetan level over 9,000
Image:9000 Thetans.jpg|Thetan level over 9,000
Image:Epic fail GET.png
Image:Epic fail GET.png
Image:Chris chan over 9000.jpg|[[Chris-chan]]
Image:Chris chan over 9000.jpg|[[Chris-chan]].
Image:over9000rodsz.jpg
Image:over9000rodsz.jpg
Image:Phailepedia.gif|[[Doing it wrong]].
Image:Phailepedia.gif|[[Doing it wrong]].
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Image:DBZ_-_Nappa_Has_A_Blow_Out.jpg
Image:DBZ_-_Nappa_Has_A_Blow_Out.jpg
Image:Over9000exploitable.jpg|The [[exploitable]] version.
Image:Over9000exploitable.jpg|The [[exploitable]] version.
Image:Over9000stockmarket.jpg|What does the scouter say about the Dow Jones? IT'S UNDER 9,000!!!
Image:Over9000stockmarket.jpg|What does the Scouter say about the Dow Jones? IT'S UNDER 9,000!!!
Image:1181021829591lx4.jpg|Every baby can take up to 9,000 degrees in the microwave. [[DO IT FAGGOT]]!!!
Image:1181021829591lx4.jpg|Every baby can take up to 9,000 degrees in the microwave. [[DO IT FAGGOT]]!!!
Image:StocksUnder9Thousand.jpg|DowJonesLULZ!
Image:StocksUnder9Thousand.jpg|DowJonesLULZ!
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==See Also==
==See also==
*[[ALL CAPS]]
*[[ALL CAPS]]
*[[Anime]]
*[[Anime]]
*[[At least 100]]
*[[At least 100]]
*[[Dragon Ball Z]]
*''[[Dragon Ball Z]]''
*[[Oprah]]
*[[Kate's Birthday]]
*[[Less than 9000]]
*[[Less than 9000]]
*[[Only 2 percent]]
*[[Only 2 percent]]
*[[Oprah]]
*[[r9k|ROBOT9000]]
*[[r9k|ROBOT9000]]
*[[THE BEST]]
*[[THE BEST]]
*[[YouTube]]
*[[YouTube]]
*[[Kate's Birthday]]


==External Links==
==External links==
* {{UkrED|Over_9000|UkrDramatica's article on the over 9000 meme}}
* {{UkrED|Over_9000|UkrDramatica's article on the over 9,000 meme}}
* [http://www.romaniantimes.at/news/General_News/2009-10-13/3503/Over_9,000_people_have_been_bitten_by_stray_dogs_in_Bucharest_ Over 9,000 people have been bitten by stray dogs in Bucharest ]
* [https://archive.fo/mmTfp Over 9,000 people have been bitten by stray dogs in Bucharest ]
* [http://www.defendingwomen-defendingrights.org/india_kashmir.php India, Kashmir: over 9,000 women raped and molested]
* [https://archive.fo/aAS3q India, Kashmir: over 9,000 women raped and molested]
* [http://www.itsoverninethousand.com ITS OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAND..... dot com]
* [http://www.itsoverninethousand.com ITS OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAND..... dot com]
* [http://www.gamespot.com/features/6171203/index.html?tag=result;title;0 How to Score 9,000 Points in 48 Hours] This article shows you how to get your Xbox360 Gamerscore over 9,000.
* [http://www.over9000penises.com Over 9,000 penises.]
* [http://revver.com/video/595139/ventrilo-harassment-over-9000/ Over 9,000! - Ventrillo Harassment!]
* [http://www.gamespot.com/features/6171203/index.html?tag=result;title;0 How to Score 9,000 Points in 48 Hours] - This article shows you how to get your Xbox 360 Gamerscore over 9,000.
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7YQpBWpHLU Over 9,000! - Ventrillo Harassment!]
* [http://it.toolbox.com/blogs/spreadsheets/network-scan-reveals-over-9000-programs-on-the-network-1074  Network scan reveals over 9,000 programs on the network]
* [http://it.toolbox.com/blogs/spreadsheets/network-scan-reveals-over-9000-programs-on-the-network-1074  Network scan reveals over 9,000 programs on the network]
* [http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/tv/soaps/3337411/EastEnder-Sam-Womack-tense-as-complaints-about-storyline-soar-to-9000.html 9,000 mothers butthurt by their dead babies]
* [http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/tv/soaps/3337411/EastEnder-Sam-Womack-tense-as-complaints-about-storyline-soar-to-9000.html 9,000 mothers butthurt by their dead babies]
* [http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3211103/McCann-joy-as-9000-sign-Maddie-search-petition.html Over 9000 people, all failing to prevent over 9000 pedophiles from raping Maddie lol]
* [http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3211103/McCann-joy-as-9000-sign-Maddie-search-petition.html Over 9,000 people, all failing to prevent over 9,000 pedophiles from raping Maddie lol]
* [http://thedaoofdragonball.com/its-over-9000.php It's Over 9,000! the book.]
* [http://thedaoofdragonball.com/its-over-9000.php It's Over 9,000! the book.]


Latest revision as of 00:04, 12 June 2024

ALERT: THIS IS A FORCED MEME
Over 9000 will be posted by the same
unfunny newfag until you like it.
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What!? 9,000!?

IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAND! or just Over 9,000 was an over-used meme that was started by the Japanese anime show Dragon Ball Z, where characters would use Scouters to detect power levels. This meme was cuntpasted many, many times and it's not funny anymore. Some argue that "OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAND" is the new challenger of "at least 100", but they don't realize that "OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAND" is a 4chan meme and that it, like all 4chan memes, got stale at most one week after its creation due to repetitive abuse, if not because it wasn't funny from the beginning. This meme has even been used by basketball legend Michael Jordan saying "I've missed OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAND shots...and that's why I'm successful." Unsurprisingly, this meme has been used over nine thousand times. It did, however, achieve epic status in what is arguably the greatest troll evar, when Oprah was tricked in to saying "over 9,000 penises" despite the troll's obvious nature.

"Over 9,000" is also recreated in the Dragon Ball Z: Burst Limit video game. It was also recreated in its prequel, Dragon Ball Z: Budokai Tenkaichi 3", but no one gives a shit about that game.

It's Over 9,000! the book was published on September 9, 2009, explaining the meme and analyzing Goku and Vegeta's psychological worldviews.


When searching "Over 9,000" on Wikipedia, Project PROJECT CHANOLOGY appears as the third hit. No one knows why.

The meme

The original meme went something like this:

  • Nappa: VEGETA! What does the Scouter say about his power level?
  • Vegeta: IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND! *crushes Scouter*
  • Nappa: WHAT, NINE THOUSAND!?

The original scene from Dragon Ball Z

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Things that are over 9,000

Things that are literally over 9,000

Too bad he didn`t spend any of his time memorizing over 9,000 articles on Encyclopedia Dramatica.

If you actually believe in the above list of Things that are Over 9,000 as literally true, you are probably a gullible, lulzless cretin who should probably be subject to eugenics. Here are some things that are ACTUALLY OVER 9,000.

  • The amount of Jews that Adolf Hitler killed. Here`s another fun fact! This is ACTUALLY the amount of Jews killed sometimes within a single day by Hitler!
  • Kim Peek-a-boo, a now dead super-genius asspie, has LITERALLY MEMORIZED THE CONTENT OF OVER 9,000 BOOKS, WORD FOR WORD! Too bad he probably didn't spend any of his precious time memorizing all of the content on Encyclopedia Dramatica before it was crushed by the landwhale-woman, Girlvinyl. But oh wait, Encyclopedia Dramatica.ch's slogan is actually Nothing of Value Was Lost, so that means ED's content was probably not worth his time remembering in the first place. That's kinda ironic since one of his favorite hobbies was to memorize heaping piles of boring-ass TL;DW books like all the phone numbers in phone books lol.


   
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At the tender age of 16 months, Kim was able to memorize every book read to him (to date he has read and memorized over 9000 books), and yet still didn't learn how to walk til the age of 4.
  		„
  		 

— Ironically, that quote was from some asspie neuroscientists studying a fellow asspie who probably knows more information about neuroscience than the neuroscientists

Here's the proof.

Videos

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Over 9,000 penises.
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A masterful piece of modern art.
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How to use.
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YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG.
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You must have POWA! In this case Marty's power is less than 9,000.

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  • Meme intertextuality.

    Meme intertextuality.

  • It's over 9,000 Phelps!

    It's over 9,000 Phelps!

  • Battlecard.

    Battlecard.

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  • Cover art for the Over 9,000! book by Derek Padula.

    Cover art for the Over 9,000! book by Derek Padula.

  • Prinny: Can I Really Be the Hero? (PSP) making use of the meme.

    Prinny: Can I Really Be the Hero? (PSP) making use of the meme.

  • Words cannot accurately describe how fucking full of fail this is.

    Words cannot accurately describe how fucking full of fail this is.

  • AND THEY'RE RAPING THE CHILDREN???

    AND THEY'RE RAPING THE CHILDREN???

  • Fuck, we can watch OVER 9,000 channels now!!

    Fuck, we can watch OVER 9,000 channels now!!

  • Pintsize knows it's over 9,000.

    Pintsize knows it's over 9,000.

  • Fox also knows it's over 9,000.

    Fox also knows it's over 9,000.

  • SOBRA NUEVEMIILLL!

    SOBRA NUEVEMIILLL!

  • ¿Qué, 9,000?

    ¿Qué, 9,000?

  • Freaking Unbelievable. (View full).

    Freaking Unbelievable. (View full).

  • >9,000.

    >9,000.

  • Definitely over 9,000.

    Definitely over 9,000.

  • not 9,000!!??

    not 9,000!!??

  • It's ovar NINE THOUSAAAAAND!

    It's ovar NINE THOUSAAAAAND!

  • Accompanying inspirational poster.

    Accompanying inspirational poster.

  • Gaijin4koma.

    Gaijin4koma.

  • Legolas sees the power.

    Legolas sees the power.

  • Oh lawds the death rate of the Jews is OVAR NEIN THOUSANDDDD!!!

    Oh lawds the death rate of the Jews is OVAR NEIN THOUSANDDDD!!!

  • What being over 9,000 really means.

    What being over 9,000 really means.

  • Around 4 million actually.

    Around 4 million actually.

  • Nyoro~n

    Nyoro~n

  • Even furfags can go over 9,000.

    Even furfags can go over 9,000.

  • WHAT THE HAL!?

    WHAT THE HAL!?

  • WHAAAAAAAAAT!?

    WHAAAAAAAAAT!?

  • Even emo fags can reach over 9,000.

    Even emo fags can reach over 9,000.

  • Even Paula Deen is over 9,000.

    Even Paula Deen is over 9,000.

  • Mahmoud agrees.

    Mahmoud agrees.

  • Rei knows it's over 9,000.

    Rei knows it's over 9,000.

  • Original translation.

    Original translation.

  • Bell....has....a dick?!

    Bell....has....a dick?!

  • Not even wikipedos are safe.

    Not even wikipedos are safe.

  • Thetan level over 9,000

    Thetan level over 9,000

  • Chris-chan.

    Chris-chan.

  • Doing it wrong.

    YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG.

  • File:Energy Bill Over 9000.jpg
  • Courtesy of sci.

    Courtesy of sci.

  • Many names indeed.

    Many names indeed.

  • The exploitable version.

    The exploitable version.

  • What does the Scouter say about the Dow Jones? IT'S UNDER 9,000!!!

    What does the Scouter say about the Dow Jones? IT'S UNDER 9,000!!!

  • Every baby can take up to 9,000 degrees in the microwave. DO IT FAGGOT!!!

    Every baby can take up to 9,000 degrees in the microwave. DO IT FAGGOT!!!

  • DowJonesLULZ!

    DowJonesLULZ!

  • StockLULZ!

    StockLULZ!

  • EVEN THE ROCK DRIVES OVER NINE THOUSAND LOLWUT?

    EVEN THE ROCK DRIVES OVER NINE THOUSAND LOLWUT?

  • Even used by Australian politicians.

    Even used by Australian politicians.

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