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[[File:The new Wikimania logo sucks ass.png|thumb|left|The awesome logo]] | [[File:The new Wikimania logo sucks ass.png|thumb|left|The awesome WMF logo]] | ||
[[ | [[Image:Jimbosmom.jpg||thumb|center|It is absolutely necessary for everyone to get a turn with Jimbo's nasty ho lesbian mama at Wikimanias. If you dont, you are not welcome on wikipedia and you have no chance of becoming EPIC disaster sorry ass steward and you will miss on fun of blocking good, innocent newbies editors<ref>https://meta.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?title=Steward_requests/Global&diff=prev&oldid=26943074#Global_lock_for_BiggyBobby</ref>!!!]] | ||
'''Wikimania''' is a convention where hard core wikipedophiles (wikihomopedoidiots) [[pedophiles]] get together and molest little children. They prefer little boys since pussy is mystery to male wikipedians. It is hosted by notorious convicted sexual offender child molester, Jimbo Wales. Wild Wikimania 2015 was held July 2015, in [[Mexico|Mexico City]]. Next one will be held in Katowice, Poland<ref>https://wikimania.wikimedia.org/wiki/2024:Wikimania</ref>. Katowice was once named Stalinogrod after Soviet wikipedophile leader, good humanitarian fella by the name of 'Uncle' Joseph Stalin. Wikipedians truly love their genocide leaders, especailly Polish Muslim terrorists wikipedians like NiktWażny<ref>https://pl.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Pomnik_Katy%C5%84ski_w_Niles_w_Chicago&diff=prev&oldid=72777210</ref>. Together with firefangledfeathers they deny Katyn Massacre of 22000 drunk Poles<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=National_Katy%C5%84_Memorial&diff=prev&oldid=1141915066</ref>. <ref>https://pl.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Dyskusja:Zbrodnia_katy%C5%84ska&action=history&offset=&limit=500</ref>. Let's face it, NKVD with its bloody executioners Vasily Blokhin<ref> committed suicide on February 3 1955 after falling out with new Soviet-Khrushchev regime</ref>, Timofey Kupry never executed any Poles...It's all garbage nazi propaganda according to nasty wikijew stalker, convicted felon homeless bum genius Antandrus (real name david)<ref>https://www.wikidata.org/w/index.php?title=Q9358758&action=history</ref>. LET'S FACE IT... IN ORDER TO CELEBRATE THEIR CAPTURE BY ALIENS, 22000 POWs POLES DRANK THEMSELVES TO DEATH WITH GOOD OLD 100% PROOF RUSSIAN VODKA GIVEN TO THEM BY NKVD CHIEF BERIA!!! | |||
'''Wikimania''' is a convention where | At wikimanias, new administrators are forced to swear loyalty to king nothing [[Jimbo Wales]] and then marathon orgy of young boys hard core gay sex occurs. Jimbo (Jimmy Donal) Wales leads his minons in satanic sex rituals. After 23 hours of "fun" wiki-pedo-ians take hour break to relxax and practice playing with themselves then they all have hard core gay sex again. | ||
[[Image:R007 43.jpg|thumb|What | [[File:0,1020,350834,00.jpg|thumb|left|<b><i>Perverted Wikipedians enjoying hard core fuckfest orgy at typcal wikimania!!! Matěj Suchánek the broken Czech condom is smiling of IRAQIS fuckpile pyramid he created, ... jailbird antandrus' wikibitch kittycataclysm also smiles thus agrees<ref>https://en.wikibooks.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Kittycataclysm&diff=prev&oldid=4214315</ref>!!!</b></i>]] | ||
[[Image:The arse well and truly up.jpg|thumb|left|Make sure to visit [[Linuxbeak]]'s hotel room. Bring Crisco.]] | |||
[[Image:R007 43.jpg|thumb|What gets FUCKED HARD At Wikimania it surely stays FUCKED HARD at Wikimania... Ciacho5 giving it WIKIHARDCORE STYLE to Masti!!! Jimbo's umbrella for wikiterrorism WMFOffice [email protected] approved... O yes... a lifetime of nothing but happy memories!!!]] | |||
[[Image:The arse well and truly up.jpg|thumb|left|Make sure to visit [[Linuxbeak]]'s hotel room. Bring Crisco for Jewbo... Wikimedia foundation misinformation disinformation '''Master of Wikimania Ceremonies'' 26 year old loser double-agent DOS ATTACKER WASTED HOMELESS BUM XXBlackburnXx, umost infusion and essence of wasted life, looking for gold in Jewbo's dirty asshole]] | |||
==Jimbo Holds Court== | ==Jimbo Holds Court== | ||
Wikimania's main purpose is for everyone to kiss Jimbo's ass. If you oppose Wikimania, you will be blocked and taken to [[internet court]]. | Wikimania's main purpose is for everyone to kiss Jimbo's ass. If you oppose Wikimania, you will be blocked and taken to [[internet court]]. | ||
==What would make Wikimania cool== | ==What would make Wikimania cool== | ||
These things could make Wikimania cool | These things could make Wikimania cool | ||
* Showing up in costume dressed up like [[Brian Peppers]] | *Showing up in costume dressed up like [[Brian Peppers]] | ||
* Shouting Jimbo down as he makes speeches | *Shouting Jimbo down as he makes speeches | ||
* Sending she-male strippers to dance on the stage as Jimbo speaks, (e.g. wikipedia admins [[Kelly Martin]] or [[Rebecca]]) | *Sending she-male strippers to dance on the stage as Jimbo speaks, (e.g. wikipedia admins [[Kelly Martin]] or [[Rebecca]]) | ||
==Things to do at the next Wikimania== | ==Things to do at the next Wikimania== | ||
If you live in Egypt and have nothing better to do that day (and who in Egypt doesn't?), you should go to the Wikimania conference. These are some things that you should consider doing. | If you live in Egypt and have nothing better to do that day (and who in Egypt doesn't?), you should go to the Wikimania conference. These are some things that you should consider doing. | ||
*Release animals into the conference room-rats would be way cool | *Release animals into the conference room-rats would be way cool | ||
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*Hand out free [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] T-shirts, this will lead nicely into... | *Hand out free [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] T-shirts, this will lead nicely into... | ||
*Start a fight-these [[internet tough guys]] are not so tough. | *Start a fight-these [[internet tough guys]] are not so tough. | ||
{{WP}} | {{WP}} | ||
[[Category:Wikis Suck]] | [[Category: Wikis Suck]] | ||
[[Category:Events]] | [[Category:Events]] | ||
Latest revision as of 07:17, 7 July 2024
Wikimania is a convention where hard core wikipedophiles (wikihomopedoidiots) pedophiles get together and molest little children. They prefer little boys since pussy is mystery to male wikipedians. It is hosted by notorious convicted sexual offender child molester, Jimbo Wales. Wild Wikimania 2015 was held July 2015, in Mexico City. Next one will be held in Katowice, Poland[2]. Katowice was once named Stalinogrod after Soviet wikipedophile leader, good humanitarian fella by the name of 'Uncle' Joseph Stalin. Wikipedians truly love their genocide leaders, especailly Polish Muslim terrorists wikipedians like NiktWażny[3]. Together with firefangledfeathers they deny Katyn Massacre of 22000 drunk Poles[4]. [5]. Let's face it, NKVD with its bloody executioners Vasily Blokhin[6], Timofey Kupry never executed any Poles...It's all garbage nazi propaganda according to nasty wikijew stalker, convicted felon homeless bum genius Antandrus (real name david)[7]. LET'S FACE IT... IN ORDER TO CELEBRATE THEIR CAPTURE BY ALIENS, 22000 POWs POLES DRANK THEMSELVES TO DEATH WITH GOOD OLD 100% PROOF RUSSIAN VODKA GIVEN TO THEM BY NKVD CHIEF BERIA!!! At wikimanias, new administrators are forced to swear loyalty to king nothing Jimbo Wales and then marathon orgy of young boys hard core gay sex occurs. Jimbo (Jimmy Donal) Wales leads his minons in satanic sex rituals. After 23 hours of "fun" wiki-pedo-ians take hour break to relxax and practice playing with themselves then they all have hard core gay sex again.
Jimbo Holds Court
Wikimania's main purpose is for everyone to kiss Jimbo's ass. If you oppose Wikimania, you will be blocked and taken to internet court.
What would make Wikimania cool
These things could make Wikimania cool
- Showing up in costume dressed up like Brian Peppers
- Shouting Jimbo down as he makes speeches
- Sending she-male strippers to dance on the stage as Jimbo speaks, (e.g. wikipedia admins Kelly Martin or Rebecca)
Things to do at the next Wikimania
If you live in Egypt and have nothing better to do that day (and who in Egypt doesn't?), you should go to the Wikimania conference. These are some things that you should consider doing.
- Release animals into the conference room-rats would be way cool
- Keying Jimbo's car would be funny
- Sending about 100 transexual prositutes to Jimbo's room would be cool, but he would thank you for it.
- Order about 100 pizzas for Jimbo.
- Run naked across the stage screaming free the Wikipedia-this might get you in real jail though.
- Hand out free Encyclopedia Dramatica T-shirts, this will lead nicely into...
- Start a fight-these internet tough guys are not so tough.
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- ↑ https://meta.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?title=Steward_requests/Global&diff=prev&oldid=26943074#Global_lock_for_BiggyBobby
- ↑ https://wikimania.wikimedia.org/wiki/2024:Wikimania
- ↑ https://pl.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Pomnik_Katy%C5%84ski_w_Niles_w_Chicago&diff=prev&oldid=72777210
- ↑ https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=National_Katy%C5%84_Memorial&diff=prev&oldid=1141915066
- ↑ https://pl.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Dyskusja:Zbrodnia_katy%C5%84ska&action=history&offset=&limit=500
- ↑ committed suicide on February 3 1955 after falling out with new Soviet-Khrushchev regime
- ↑ https://www.wikidata.org/w/index.php?title=Q9358758&action=history
- ↑ https://en.wikibooks.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Kittycataclysm&diff=prev&oldid=4214315