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Lukashenko is the first Emperor of the shire of Belarus, He has upheld an oath to take to the frontlines if any wise cracking American dares to plant a Mcdonalds chain. | Lukashenko is the first Emperor of the shire of Belarus, He has upheld an oath to take to the frontlines if any wise cracking American dares to plant a Mcdonalds chain. | ||
Pic Ak47 | Pic Ak47 | ||
== Presidential hockey == | |||
Is the greatest hockey player in the east and has a team of the best trained [[hockey|hockeys]] who win Belarus workers A DAY OFF TO WATCH HIM PLAY. | Is the greatest hockey player in the east and has a team of the best trained [[hockey|hockeys]] who win Belarus workers A DAY OFF TO WATCH HIM PLAY. | ||
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==NO HOMOGAYS IN BELARUS== | == NO HOMOGAYS IN BELARUS == | ||
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0:00=0:20 rather be dictator than be [[gay]] <div align="center"><youtube>Q9ew_4pn6QQ</youtube></div> | 0:00=0:20 rather be dictator than be [[gay]] <div align="center"><youtube>Q9ew_4pn6QQ</youtube></div> | ||
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==Belarusian Economy== | == Belarusian Economy == | ||
Picture of Tractor | Picture of Tractor | ||
Picture of Potatoes, | Picture of Potatoes, | ||
Some argue that potatoes and Tractors are the only resource available to Belarus. However the average Belarussian citizen would retort that Victor just eats every thing. | Some argue that potatoes and Tractors are the only resource available to Belarus. However the average Belarussian citizen would retort that Victor just eats every thing. | ||
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== Crime and Punishment in Belarus == | |||
Quite fortunate for you stupid barbaric Americans, there is only one crime in Belarus. Perhaps Belarussians are just better behaved than the pathetic western parasite. Or it could be that all the unemployed are paying government 200 dollars a month, you [[American]] welfare queens. | Quite fortunate for you stupid barbaric Americans, there is only one crime in Belarus. Perhaps Belarussians are just better behaved than the pathetic western parasite. Or it could be that all the unemployed are paying government 200 dollars a month, you [[American]] welfare queens. | ||
<div align="center"><youtube>qOfbyGqzXKw</youtube></div> | <div align="center"><youtube>qOfbyGqzXKw</youtube></div> | ||
Revision as of 16:25, 2 April 2015
Big Daddy LUKASHENKO
Lukashenko is the first Emperor of the shire of Belarus, He has upheld an oath to take to the frontlines if any wise cracking American dares to plant a Mcdonalds chain. Pic Ak47
Presidential hockey
Is the greatest hockey player in the east and has a team of the best trained hockeys who win Belarus workers A DAY OFF TO WATCH HIM PLAY. This is what he pretends the presidential team of Belarus is.
Sometimes accidents happen when people block Lukashenko and his big black retard hat.
His Amatuer team consists himself and a bunch of actual fucking professional Belarussian Hockey players. All they do is win win win no matter what.
NO HOMOGAYS IN BELARUS
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0:00=0:20 rather be dictator than be gay
I can forgive Lesbians, but not gays, you must require the presidential penal penalty.
Pic fist Lukashenko also loves Goatse
Belarusian Economy
Picture of Tractor Picture of Potatoes, Some argue that potatoes and Tractors are the only resource available to Belarus. However the average Belarussian citizen would retort that Victor just eats every thing. Picture
Crime and Punishment in Belarus
Quite fortunate for you stupid barbaric Americans, there is only one crime in Belarus. Perhaps Belarussians are just better behaved than the pathetic western parasite. Or it could be that all the unemployed are paying government 200 dollars a month, you American welfare queens.