Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now

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December 2021

• December 31, 2021 -
• December 30, 2021 -
• December 29, 2021 -
• December 28, 2021 -
• December 27, 2021 -
• December 26, 2021 -
• December 25, 2021 -
• December 24, 2021 -
• December 23, 2021 - Jimmy Wales' reacharound
• December 22, 2021 - Dr Rice and Boudica
• December 21, 2021 - uberfukken announcing the start of the winter rule 34 olympics
• December 20, 2021 - uberfukken announcing the start of the winter rule 34 olympics
• December 19, 2021 - HATRED Steam Greenlight discussion
• December 18, 2021 - HATRED Steam Greenlight discussion
• December 17, 2021 - oddguy self-loathing over a child who won a Nazi ring from a vending machine
• December 16, 2021 - oddguy self-loathing over a child who won a Nazi ring from a vending machine
• December 15, 2021 - in which hipcrime states his awareness of the foul monstrosity of judaism
• December 14, 2021 - in which hipcrime states his awareness of the foul monstrosity of judaism
• December 13, 2021 - Arcticphoenix making a good point about the FurFest chlorine attack
• December 12, 2021 - Arcticphoenix making a good point about the FurFest chlorine attack
• December 11, 2021 - Lyle selling himself on Patreon
• December 10, 2021 - Lyle selling himself on Patreon
• December 9, 2021 - The Devil's Advocate (TOW) bawwing to Jimmy Wales about harassment from ED
• December 8, 2021 - The Devil's Advocate (TOW) bawwing to Jimmy Wales about harassment from ED
• December 7, 2021 - Ilovejesus69 shaking off House Resolution 707's jewing
• December 6, 2021 - Ilovejesus69 shaking off House Resolution 707's jewing
• December 5, 2021 - Harpoons answering oddguy's "fuck Christmas" thread
• December 4, 2021 - Harpoons answering oddguy's "fuck Christmas" thread
• December 3, 2021 - Mike Brown limerick
• December 2, 2021 - Mike Brown limerick
• December 1, 2021 - Scumhook giving valuable advice to EDF tartlets

November 2021

• November 30, 2021 - Scumhook giving valuable advice to EDF tartlets
• November 29, 2021 - Dick Hardy on EDF
• November 28, 2021 - Dick Hardy on EDF
• November 27, 2021 - Randi Harper on feminism
• November 26, 2021 - Randi Harper on feminism
• November 25, 2021 - Jews did American involvement in ISIS
• November 24, 2021 - Jews did American involvement in ISIS
• November 23, 2021 - Gayligula on Social Justice
• November 22, 2021 - Gayligula on Social Justice
• November 21, 2021 - GNAA, now a terrorist organization
• November 20, 2021 - GNAA, now a terrorist organization
• November 19, 2021 - Reddit luser crying about ED
• November 18, 2021 - Reddit luser crying about ED
• November 17, 2021 - Angry old man trolls trannies
• November 16, 2021 - Angry old man trolls trannies
• November 15, 2021 - OldDirtyBtard quote from "rational suicide" LJ post
• November 14, 2021 - OldDirtyBtard quote from "rational suicide" LJ post
• November 13, 2021 - Doxbin seized from feds
• November 12, 2021 - Doxbin seized from feds
• November 11, 2021 - nachash twitter quote
• November 10, 2021 - nachash twitter quote
• November 9, 2021 - Messy Jessie becoming the latest victim of feminazism
• November 8, 2021 - Messy Jessie becoming the latest victim of feminazism
• November 7, 2021 - Revolting fattie prompts mistaken chemical weapon investigation
• November 6, 2021 - Revolting fattie prompts mistaken chemical weapon investigation
• November 5, 2021 - Likeicare, totally not mad about his article
• November 4, 2021 - Likeicare, totally not mad about his article
• November 3, 2021 - Rucas on GamerGate
• November 2, 2021 - Rucas on GamerGate
• November 1, 2021 - xenix on social justice and Catholicism

October 2021

• October 31, 2021 - xenix on social justice and Catholicism
• October 30, 2021 - Fun times at ISIS HQ
• October 29, 2021 - Fun times at ISIS HQ
• October 28, 2021 - Intel is run by craven idiots
• October 27, 2021 - Intel is run by craven idiots
• October 26, 2021 - These paint-huffing shitgoblins think they’re “gamers,”
• October 25, 2021 - These paint-huffing shitgoblins think they’re “gamers,”
• October 24, 2021 - Baya on rape culture
• October 23, 2021 - Baya on rape culture
• October 22, 2021 - Equivalent Exchange
• October 21, 2021 - Equivalent Exchange
• October 20, 2021 - Ark on Warmachine
• October 19, 2021 - Ark on Warmachine
• October 18, 2021 - gretchen's preference of women in porn
• October 17, 2021 - gretchen's preference of women in porn
• October 16, 2021 - On the Creation of Niggers
• October 15, 2021 - On the Creation of Niggers
• October 14, 2021 - Man fellates Wikipedia
• October 13, 2021 - Man fellates Wikipedia
• October 12, 2021 - the bunn weighing in on the bearded sikh woman
• October 11, 2021 - the bunn weighing in on the bearded sikh woman
• October 10, 2021 - weev's Daily Stormer piece
• October 9, 2021 - weev's Daily Stormer piece
• October 8, 2021 - Niggas on Ebola-chan
• October 7, 2021 - Niggas on Ebola-chan
• October 6, 2021 - Ebola-chan comes to Texas
• October 5, 2021 - Ebola-chan comes to Texas
• October 4, 2021 - Hate speech in Japan
• October 3, 2021 - Hate speech in Japan
• October 2, 2021 - Milo and Christina
• October 1, 2021 - Milo and Christina

September 2021

• September 30, 2021 - moaning not safe for work
• September 29, 2021 - moaning not safe for work
• September 28, 2021 - They hung up on me -_-
• September 27, 2021 - They hung up on me -_-
• September 26, 2021 - Dbaggins, being a nerd
• September 25, 2021 - Dbaggins, being a nerd
• September 24, 2021 - various people discussing 4chan's death
• September 23, 2021 - various people discussing 4chan's death
• September 22, 2021 - ED's social contract
• September 21, 2021 - ED's social contract
• September 20, 2021 - hitler doesn't even real
• September 19, 2021 - hitler doesn't even real
• September 18, 2021 - Milo exposes fraud
• September 17, 2021 - Milo exposes fraud
• September 16, 2021 - Leigh Alexanger, starting shit
• September 15, 2021 - Leigh Alexanger, starting shit
• September 14, 2021 - TFYC on Zoe bribing them
• September 13, 2021 - TFYC on Zoe bribing them
• September 12, 2021 - Mortal Sword explains the Patriarchy
• September 11, 2021 - Mortal Sword explains the Patriarchy
• September 10, 2021 - $$Trooper clarifying the 2021 definition of rape
• September 9, 2021 - $$Trooper clarifying the 2021 definition of rape
• September 8, 2021 - Furrying is destroying the moral fabric of our civilization
• September 7, 2021 - Furrying is destroying the moral fabric of our civilization
• September 6, 2021 - Jessica Rose Brown-Findlay
• September 5, 2021 - Jessica Rose Brown-Findlay
• September 4, 2021 - The state of game journalism pt2
• September 3, 2021 - The state of game journalism pt2
• September 2, 2021 - The state of game journalism.
• September 1, 2021 - The state of game journalism.

August 2021

• August 31, 2021 - Ethan Zuckerman, creator of pop-up ads
• August 30, 2021 - Ethan Zuckerman, creator of pop-up ads
• August 29, 2021 - WMF employee, on Wikipedia
• August 28, 2021 - WMF employee, on Wikipedia
• August 27, 2021 - You know it becomes funny when a meme site and encyclopedia dramatica writes more objective material than major news publishers.
• August 26, 2021 - You know it becomes funny when a meme site and encyclopedia dramatica writes more objective material than major news publishers.
• August 25, 2021 - WMF on vandalizing their own site
• August 24, 2021 - WMF on vandalizing their own site
• August 23, 2021 - Murdox on the UK pedo rings
• August 22, 2021 - Murdox on the UK pedo rings
• August 21, 2021 - Snaisy on OpFerguson dox
• August 20, 2021 - Snaisy on OpFerguson dox
• August 19, 2021 - Kuzuken former sex slave
• August 18, 2021 - Kuzuken former sex slave
• August 17, 2021 - beefjerky shutting down doxbin
• August 16, 2021 - beefjerky shutting down doxbin
• August 15, 2021 - Wikimania flags stolen
• August 14, 2021 - Wikimania flags stolen
• August 13, 2021 - Man arrested for Simpsons Rule 34
• August 12, 2021 - Man arrested for Simpsons Rule 34
• August 11, 2021 - Zaiger, on love
• August 10, 2021 - Zaiger, on love
• August 9, 2021 - "but I do have sex with dogs because there willing it feels better" InuOkami
• August 8, 2021 - "but I do have sex with dogs because there willing it feels better" InuOkami
• August 7, 2021 - F–k you, then kill yourself —Gene Simmons
• August 6, 2021 - F–k you, then kill yourself —Gene Simmons
• August 5, 2021 - Dick blood
• August 4, 2021 - Dick blood
• August 3, 2021 - We might do it a little different next time. Probably call 911, then leave.
• August 2, 2021 - We might do it a little different next time. Probably call 911, then leave.
• August 1, 2021 - Triptych commenting on ED's reliability

July 2021

• July 31, 2021 - Triptych commenting on ED's reliability
• July 30, 2021 - SJwiki on ED
• July 29, 2021 - SJwiki on ED
• July 28, 2021 - Bob Becker setting the bar for rednecks
• July 27, 2021 - Bob Becker setting the bar for rednecks
• July 26, 2021 - Israel/Gaza shiz
• July 25, 2021 - Israel/Gaza shiz
• July 24, 2021 - Lilycuster on how EDF is a shithole
• July 23, 2021 - Lilycuster on how EDF is a shithole
• July 22, 2021 - How to hit the #Jadapose
• July 21, 2021 - How to hit the #Jadapose
• July 20, 2021 - Mantequilla, adding content like a boss
• July 19, 2021 - Mantequilla, adding content like a boss
• July 18, 2021 - 13:34 BlueZek that's because i jam jolly ranchers in there
• July 17, 2021 - 13:34 BlueZek that's because i jam jolly ranchers in there
• July 16, 2021 - Mikemikev, Encyclopedia Dramatica's sockpuppeter, racist and legal expert.
• July 15, 2021 - Mikemikev, Encyclopedia Dramatica's sockpuppeter, racist and legal expert.
• July 14, 2021 - Mariozplaze, emoquitting ED 4evar
• July 13, 2021 - Mariozplaze, emoquitting ED 4evar
• July 12, 2021 - Moritz Bartl, commenting on a Tor Exit Operator's convicted in an Austrian lower court
• July 11, 2021 - Moritz Bartl, commenting on a Tor Exit Operator's convicted in an Austrian lower court
• July 10, 2021 - Nine of 10 account holders found in a large cache of intercepted conversations...
• July 9, 2021 - Nine of 10 account holders found in a large cache of intercepted conversations...
• July 8, 2021 - Sheryl Sandberg, commenting on Facebook's psychological experiment on nearly 700,000 unwitting users
• July 7, 2021 - Sheryl Sandberg, commenting on Facebook's psychological experiment on nearly 700,000 unwitting users
• July 6, 2021 - Adam Richman to fat apologists
• July 5, 2021 - Adam Richman to fat apologists
• July 4, 2021 - KYAnonymous fame-fagging himself
• July 3, 2021 - KYAnonymous fame-fagging himself
• July 2, 2021 - Paracosm Hireath and transfobia
• July 1, 2021 - Paracosm Hireath and transfobia

June 2021

• June 30, 2021 - Meepsheep effortlessly deflecting a tryhard faggot from taking down ED
• June 29, 2021 - Meepsheep effortlessly deflecting a tryhard faggot from taking down ED
• June 28, 2021 - weev's invoice to the USA
• June 27, 2021 - weev's invoice to the USA
• June 26, 2021 - Swiss cheese pervert
• June 25, 2021 - Swiss cheese pervert
• June 24, 2021 - FL inmates shoot themselves with smuggled gun for nothing
• June 23, 2021 - FL inmates shoot themselves with smuggled gun for nothing
• June 22, 2021 - "Cum dumpster" = RAPE
• June 21, 2021 - "Cum dumpster" = RAPE
• June 20, 2021 - Japanese Sex Lube Olympics
• June 19, 2021 - Japanese Sex Lube Olympics
• June 18, 2021 - Wikipedian monsters
• June 17, 2021 - Wikipedian monsters
• June 16, 2021 - Inflatophile strikes again
• June 15, 2021 - Inflatophile strikes again
• June 14, 2021 - #YesAllWomen
• June 13, 2021 - #YesAllWomen
• June 12, 2021 - O rly, Uber?
• June 11, 2021 - O rly, Uber?

May 2021

• May 6, 2021 - Nate Spidgewood
• May 5, 2021 - Nate Spidgewood
• May 4, 2021 - Dennis Hof, perma-banning Donald Sterling from his whore house
• May 3, 2021 - Dennis Hof, perma-banning Donald Sterling from his whore house
• May 2, 2021 - Natasha Blasick, on ghost rape
• May 1, 2021 - Natasha Blasick, on ghost rape

April 2021

• April 30, 2021 - Mortal on Metroid
• April 29, 2021 - Mortal on Metroid
• April 28, 2021 - popeye, on bronies
• April 27, 2021 - popeye, on bronies
• April 26, 2021 - weev, on prison brutality
• April 25, 2021 - weev, on prison brutality
• April 24, 2021 - Palcohol encouraging drunks to sprinkle their powdered alcohol drink on everything
• April 23, 2021 - Palcohol encouraging drunks to sprinkle their powdered alcohol drink on everything
• April 22, 2021 - Chris-chan's response to recently being caught shoplifting
• April 21, 2021 - Chris-chan's response to recently being caught shoplifting
• April 20, 2021 - weev on his time in prison
• April 19, 2021 - weev on his time in prison
• April 18, 2021 - @queendemetriax
• April 17, 2021 - @queendemetriax
• April 16, 2021 - Porn star Coco Velvett, watching herself lose her virginity on video for the first time
• April 15, 2021 - Porn star Coco Velvett, watching herself lose her virginity on video for the first time
• April 14, 2021 - Lil B
• April 13, 2021 - Lil B
• April 12, 2021 - Police officer, sharing his observation of a city official who had a glass pipe inside his anal cavity
• April 11, 2021 - Police officer, sharing his observation of a city official who had a glass pipe inside his anal cavity
• April 10, 2021 - Joe on Fedoras
• April 9, 2021 - Joe on Fedoras
• April 8, 2021 - Meepsheep weighing in on the James Franco scandal
• April 7, 2021 - Meepsheep weighing in on the James Franco scandal
• April 6, 2021 - CYBER RAPE
• April 5, 2021 - CYBER RAPE
• April 4, 2021 - EDF2 Rewrites an old negro spiritual
• April 3, 2021 - EDF2 Rewrites an old negro spiritual
• April 2, 2021 - Ingrid, why some people dream about being naked in public
• April 1, 2021 - Ingrid, why some people dream about being naked in public

March 2021

• March 31, 2021 - hex on shrekchan
• March 30, 2021 - hex on shrekchan
• March 29, 2021 - Miss Minh, teacher of a Vietnamese school where children cross river in plastic bags.
• March 28, 2021 - Miss Minh, teacher of a Vietnamese school where children cross river in plastic bags.
• March 27, 2021 - kurtstrickland
• March 26, 2021 - kurtstrickland
• March 25, 2021 - Mother of Colombia's fattest baby, who's eight-month-old boy weighs 44 pounds
• March 24, 2021 - Mother of Colombia's fattest baby, who's eight-month-old boy weighs 44 pounds
• March 23, 2021 - Sue Basko is PERFECT.
• March 22, 2021 - Sue Basko is PERFECT.
• March 21, 2021 - Koum, WhatsApp founder
• March 20, 2021 - Koum, WhatsApp founder
• March 19, 2021 - Toni Scarr, commenting about a man who's life was saved because a suicidal man threatened to jump off a bridge.
• March 18, 2021 - Toni Scarr, commenting about a man who's life was saved because a suicidal man threatened to jump off a bridge.
• March 17, 2021 - Sue Basko being fucking insane as always
• March 16, 2021 - Sue Basko being fucking insane as always
• March 15, 2021 - "Fuck Yeah, Gender Studies!" hates ED. :/
• March 14, 2021 - "Fuck Yeah, Gender Studies!" hates ED. :/
• March 13, 2021 - Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/March 12, 2021
• March 12, 2021 - Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/March 12, 2021
• March 11, 2021 - Chris Crocker, LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!
• March 10, 2021 - Chris Crocker, LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!
• March 9, 2021 - Flexcoin, 9 days later, after being hacked
• March 8, 2021 - Flexcoin, 9 days later, after being hacked
• March 7, 2021 - web.de, warning users about the dangers of AdBlock.
• March 6, 2021 - web.de, warning users about the dangers of AdBlock.
• March 5, 2021 - Rene Portenier, commenting on a professor who accidentally broadcasted porn onto a classroom's projector screen by mistake
• March 4, 2021 - Rene Portenier, commenting on a professor who accidentally broadcasted porn onto a classroom's projector screen by mistake
• March 3, 2021 - Gizmo on N-word
• March 2, 2021 - Gizmo on N-word
• March 1, 2021 - WMF > you ;~;

February 2021

• February 28, 2021 - WMF > you ;~;
• February 27, 2021 - Joe on Blondie Bennett
• February 26, 2021 - Joe on Blondie Bennett
• February 25, 2021 - Ianisahugfaggot power glove
• February 24, 2021 - Ianisahugfaggot power glove
• February 23, 2021 - City marketing commissioner, but was it really art?
• February 22, 2021 - City marketing commissioner, but was it really art?
• February 21, 2021 - Swiss airforce didn't respond to a hostage crisis for 3 1/2 hours because they don't start work until 8am
• February 20, 2021 - Swiss airforce didn't respond to a hostage crisis for 3 1/2 hours because they don't start work until 8am
• February 19, 2021 - Vicioushamsterp/Nate, shit is getting serious now
• February 18, 2021 - Vicioushamsterp/Nate, shit is getting serious now
• February 17, 2021 - Dedicated NMH fan
• February 16, 2021 - Dedicated NMH fan
• February 15, 2021 - Lottie Dexter, Year of Code chief executive
• February 14, 2021 - Lottie Dexter, Year of Code chief executive
• February 13, 2021 - Safe Sox
• February 12, 2021 - Safe Sox
• February 11, 2021 - Dmitri Kozak on Winter Olympics
• February 10, 2021 - Dmitri Kozak on Winter Olympics
• February 9, 2021 - Principal Nancy Libby, for Black History Month her school added fried chicken, watermelon and cornbread to its menu
• February 8, 2021 - Principal Nancy Libby, for Black History Month her school added fried chicken, watermelon and cornbread to its menu
• February 7, 2021 - Michael’s mother, after her 11-year-old Brony attempted kill himself. She fails to mention exactly which complex thoughts My Little Pony teaches children.
• February 6, 2021 - Michael’s mother, after her 11-year-old Brony attempted kill himself. She fails to mention exactly which complex thoughts My Little Pony teaches children.
• February 5, 2021 - The Lieutenant, on the importance of Epaulets.
• February 4, 2021 - The Lieutenant, on the importance of Epaulets.
• February 3, 2021 - undercover officer, who received heroine with his Happy Meal
• February 2, 2021 - undercover officer, who received heroine with his Happy Meal
• February 1, 2021 - Michael Pierre, needing 30 stitches after his toilet exploded and left him unconscious

January 2021

• January 31, 2021 - Michael Pierre, needing 30 stitches after his toilet exploded and left him unconscious
• January 30, 2021 - Eric Barbour on WMF developers
• January 29, 2021 - Eric Barbour on WMF developers
• January 28, 2021 - CartoonFreak666 on ED
• January 27, 2021 - CartoonFreak666 on ED
• January 26, 2021 - Essay Anne Vanderbilt, CEO of Yar Golf, formerly known as Stephen Krol
• January 25, 2021 - Essay Anne Vanderbilt, CEO of Yar Golf, formerly known as Stephen Krol
• January 24, 2021 - Parshuram Pandey, who knew something that a Pakistini teenager didn't, railway tracks in Britain are electrified
• January 23, 2021 - Parshuram Pandey, who knew something that a Pakistini teenager didn't, railway tracks in Britain are electrified
• January 22, 2021 - A furry admits to sickfuckery
• January 21, 2021 - A furry admits to sickfuckery
• January 20, 2021 - Howard James, the founder of UK's first sex lottery.
• January 19, 2021 - Howard James, the founder of UK's first sex lottery.
• January 18, 2021 - Scientists, searching the internet for proof of time travel
• January 17, 2021 - Scientists, searching the internet for proof of time travel
• January 16, 2021 - Zizumias, explaining why he wrote "The Moon"
• January 15, 2021 - Zizumias, explaining why he wrote "The Moon"
• January 14, 2021 - Wikipedians compared to Scifags.
• January 13, 2021 - Wikipedians compared to Scifags.
• January 12, 2021 - Chris Chan burned his house down.
• January 11, 2021 - Chris Chan burned his house down.
• January 10, 2021 - Ukrayinets' wants to make you shor Edittols
• January 9, 2021 - Ukrayinets' wants to make you shor Edittols
• January 8, 2021 - What is Wikipedia, anyway?
• January 7, 2021 - What is Wikipedia, anyway?
• January 6, 2021 - gert7 on Rainbow Dash
• January 5, 2021 - gert7 on Rainbow Dash
• January 4, 2021 - hipcrime, rolling out the ED welcome wagon
• January 3, 2021 - hipcrime, rolling out the ED welcome wagon
• January 2, 2021 - likeicare
• January 1, 2021 - likeicare