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# Koreans think they are tough shit and are better than Americans, but the sad truth is if it wasn't for [[America]] saving their sorry asses back in Korean War, the entire peninsula will be buttraped by the [[Best Korea|grorious reader]]. America is still saving their asses by patrolling the DMZ. If it weren't for the U.S., South Korea would belong to Kim Jong-Il. | # Koreans think they are tough shit and are better than Americans, but the sad truth is if it wasn't for [[America]] saving their sorry asses back in Korean War, the entire peninsula will be buttraped by the [[Best Korea|grorious reader]]. America is still saving their asses by patrolling the DMZ. If it weren't for the U.S., South Korea would belong to Kim Jong-Il. | ||
# Koreans think [[Fact|their history consists of 5,000 years, but 95% of it are lies]]. | # Koreans think [[Fact|their history consists of 5,000 years, but 95% of it are lies]]. | ||
# They come to America for education, because [[Fact|Korean universities | # They come to America and/or the Philippines for education, because [[Fact|Korean universities are hellholes of suicide epidemics.]] | ||
# Koreans look down on any non-Koreans just because they are Koreans. | # Koreans look down on any non-Koreans just because they are Koreans. | ||
# Every individual Korean must stay within 30 feet of another Korean, for if one doesn't stay close enough to another for a day, he will slowly rot to the ground. | # Every individual Korean must stay within 30 feet of another Korean, for if one doesn't stay close enough to another for a day, he will slowly rot to the ground. | ||