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'''David Gerard''' aka '''Red Drag Diva''' is a senior [[bureaucratic fuck]] on [[TOW]]. David Gerard is meant to be an indication of just how serious Wikipedia is at becoming a well-known and respected encyclopaedia. | '''David Gerard''' aka '''Red Drag Diva''' is a senior [[bureaucratic fuck]] on [[TOW]]. David Gerard is meant to be an indication of just how serious Wikipedia is at becoming a well-known and respected encyclopaedia. | ||
Gerard's favorite weapon is the [[Wikipedia:WP:CLUE|Clue Stick]], although you will never see him hit himself with it. He's an over-50 twatfenster from Western Australia, who speaks with a carefully cultivated faux-London accent, since he's lived in the UK for many years and fears being sent back to | Gerard's favorite weapon is the [[Wikipedia:WP:CLUE|Clue Stick]], although you will never see him hit himself with it. He's an over-50 twatfenster from Western Australia, who speaks with a carefully cultivated faux-London accent, since he's lived in the UK for many years and fears being sent back to [[Ausfailia]], where bogan prison and face-rapes await. Currently, he's on the waiting list for a vaginoplasty. And works for Dell UK as a minor server sysop. | ||
== About David Gerard == | == About David Gerard == | ||
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* David Gerard is the official [[TOW]] media spokesperson for the [[United Kingdom]] | * David Gerard is the official [[TOW]] media spokesperson for the [[United Kingdom]] | ||
* David Gerard uses his [[powerword|real name]] on [[TOW]] | * David Gerard uses his [[powerword|real name]] on [[TOW]] | ||
* David Gerard swears like mad, goes on power trips, and brags about it, whilst [[hipocrite|complaining that others aren't civil enough]] | * David Gerard swears like mad, goes on power trips, and brags about it, whilst [[hipocrite|complaining that others aren't civil enough]]. | ||
* David Gerard is a senior administrator on joke site [[Uncyclopedia]] | * David Gerard is a senior administrator on joke site [[Uncyclopedia]] and helped set up [[RationalWiki]]. | ||
* David Gerard [http://encyclopediadramatica.se/index.php?title=Talk:David_Gerard&diff=326043 likes ED and all attack sites] (except for the wussy [[Wikipedia Review]]). | * David Gerard [http://encyclopediadramatica.se/index.php?title=Talk:David_Gerard&diff=326043 likes ED and all attack sites] (except for the wussy [[Wikipedia Review]]). | ||
* David Gerard is openly [[bisexual]] | * David Gerard is openly [[bisexual]]. | ||
* David Gerard is actively [[polyamorous]] | * David Gerard is actively [[polyamorous]]. | ||
* David Gerard has a girlfriend, [[Arkady]], who he got pregnant, while married to another woman | * David Gerard has a girlfriend, [[Arkady]], who he got pregnant, while married to another woman. | ||
* David Gerard's wife Red Countess is [[retard|disabled]] | * David Gerard's (ex)wife Red Countess is [[retard|disabled]]. | ||
* David Gerard's wife has [[lesbian|her own girlfriend]] | * David Gerard's (ex)wife has [[lesbian|her own girlfriend]]. | ||
* David Gerard is a [[goth]] | * David Gerard is a pathetic excuse for a [[goth]]. | ||
* David Gerard is heavily interested in [[BDSM]] | * David Gerard is heavily interested in [[BDSM]]. | ||
* David Gerard is a [[drag queen]] - and takes pictures of it! | * David Gerard is a [[drag queen]] - and takes pictures of it! | ||
* David Gerard has [http://reddragdiva.co.uk/ his own web page full of freaky pictures] - of himself | * David Gerard has [http://reddragdiva.co.uk/ his own web page full of freaky pictures] - of himself. | ||
* David Gerard calls his [[LJ]] a "[[What|Diary of an Information Technology call girl]]." | * David Gerard calls his [[LJ]] a "[[What|Diary of an Information Technology call girl]]." | ||
* David Gerard makes excuses to [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Articles_for_deletion/Grover_Furr censor pages on TOW] that differ from his own opinions | * David Gerard makes excuses to [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Articles_for_deletion/Grover_Furr censor pages on TOW] that differ from his own opinions. | ||
* "[[MTF|Red Drag Diva]]" is an anagram of "David Gerard". | * "[[MTF|Red Drag Diva]]" is an anagram of "David Gerard". | ||
* If David Gerard says you're not the founder of [[TOW]], [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=History_of_Wikipedia&diff=next&oldid=4312571 you're not the fucking founder] ([http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log/delete&page=Ben_Kovitz goodbye] [[Ben Kovitz]], nice knowing you) | * If David Gerard says you're not the founder of [[TOW]], [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=History_of_Wikipedia&diff=next&oldid=4312571 you're not the fucking founder] ([http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log/delete&page=Ben_Kovitz goodbye] [[Ben Kovitz]], nice knowing you). | ||
* David Gerard claims to be a "psi vampire" | * David Gerard claims to be a "psi vampire". | ||
* He denies it, but it's almost certain he runs [[Lemonparty]] on a server he owns. | |||
* And finally and most of all, he's not funny. | * And finally and most of all, he's not funny. | ||
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== You know what's really scary? == | == You know what's really scary? == | ||
All of this is ''absolutely'' true. It hasn't been altered for [[lulz]]. This is 100% actual factual truth. It doesn't need to be lullified. He really is a bisexual goth s&m freak with a disabled wife and [[furry]] girlfriend, and he got that girlfriend pregnant, while his wife has her own girlfriend. He really is a senior member of [[Wikipedia]] - the motherfucking UK media spokesperson and a Checkuser. He is meant to be respectable! He uses his real name in all of this. These are his real photos that he took himself, and has listed for public download. It is very difficult to find "normal" pictures of him - or Arkady - or "Red Countess" (his wife). It is just plain and simply impossible to make any fun of him any worse than this. What more could you say that isn't actually true already? David Gerard himself is disappointed that this article doesn't make fun of him more. | All of this is ''absolutely'' true. It hasn't been altered for [[lulz]]. This is 100% actual factual truth. It doesn't need to be lullified. He really is a bisexual goth s&m freak with a disabled wife and [[furry]] girlfriend, and he got that girlfriend pregnant, while his wife has her own girlfriend. He really is a senior member of [[Wikipedia]] - the motherfucking UK media spokesperson and a Checkuser. He is meant to be respectable! He uses his real name in all of this. These are his real photos that he took himself, and has listed for public download. It is very difficult to find "normal" pictures of him - or Arkady - or "Red Countess" (his (ex)wife). It is just plain and simply impossible to make any fun of him any worse than this. What more could you say that isn't actually true already? David Gerard himself is disappointed that this article doesn't make fun of him more. | ||
==Anti-$cientology== | ==Anti-$cientology== | ||
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== See Also == | == See Also == | ||
* [[Arkady]] - Article on David Gerard's girlfriend | * [[Arkady]] - Article on David Gerard's (ex)girlfriend | ||
* [[Bureaucratic fucks]] - Gerard is the penultimate bureaucratic fuck, second only to [[Jimbo Wales|The Jimbo]] himself | * [[Bureaucratic fucks]] - Gerard is the penultimate bureaucratic fuck, second only to [[Jimbo Wales|The Jimbo]] himself | ||
* [[Uncyclopedia]] - David Gerard's pet disinformation project/shit wiki | * [[Uncyclopedia]] - David Gerard's pet disinformation project/shit wiki | ||
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=== His wife === | === His wife === | ||
* [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Redcountess David Gerard's wife's Wikipedia page] | * [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Redcountess David Gerard's (ex)wife's Wikipedia page] | ||
* [http://redcountess.fotopic.net/ David Gerard's wife (Red Countess)'s photo gallery] | * [http://redcountess.fotopic.net/ David Gerard's (ex)wife (Red Countess)'s photo gallery] | ||
* [http://www.redcountess.co.uk/ David Gerard's wife's page] | * [http://www.redcountess.co.uk/ David Gerard's (ex)wife's page] | ||
* {{lj|user=Redcountess}} - David Gerard's wife's Live Journal | * {{lj|user=Redcountess}} - David Gerard's (ex)wife's Live Journal | ||
=== His girlfriend === | === His (ex)girlfriend === | ||
* [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Arkady_Rose Arkady's Wikipedia page] | * [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Arkady_Rose Arkady's Wikipedia page] | ||
*{{lj|user=Arkady}} - David Gerard's girlfriend (Arkady)'s Live Journal | *{{lj|user=Arkady}} - David Gerard's girlfriend (Arkady)'s Live Journal | ||
=== His wife's girlfriend === | === His (ex)wife's girlfriend === | ||
*{{lj|user=Mirrorshard}} / [[wikipedia:User:Eithin|Eithin]] – [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia_talk:Arbitration_Committee_Elections_December_2013/Candidates/David_Gerard&diff=582435029&oldid=582434567 now aiding Gerard in his bid to become reelected to ArbCom]. | *{{lj|user=Mirrorshard}} / [[wikipedia:User:Eithin|Eithin]] – [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia_talk:Arbitration_Committee_Elections_December_2013/Candidates/David_Gerard&diff=582435029&oldid=582434567 now aiding Gerard in his bid to become reelected to ArbCom]. | ||
=== His boyfriend === | === His boyfriend === | ||