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[[christian|Smarter]] than your average Jew, the Armenians knew that their [[genocide|Turkish citizenship application]] would fail, so they moved in with their auntie and uncle in [[The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air|Bel-Air]]. Because they couldn't find a way to [[steal|lease]] their four BMWs as well as an apartment in Bel-Air they all immediately moved to Glendale. The cloud of cheap cigarette smoke and Kabob fumes linger over most of Brand Blvd. to this day.
[[christian|Smarter]] than your average Jew, the Armenians knew that their [[genocide|Turkish citizenship application]] would fail, so they moved in with their auntie and uncle in [[The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air|Bel-Air]]. Because they couldn't find a way to [[steal|lease]] their four BMWs as well as an apartment in Bel-Air they all immediately moved to Glendale. The cloud of cheap cigarette smoke and Kabob fumes linger over most of Brand Blvd. to this day.
Before long, Glendale was overrun with [[gun]] totin', G-Unit wearin', bling-bling sportin' [[Wiggers]] driving Cadillac Escalades bumpin' shitty [[raver|disco]] music with no bass through massive speakers around the sleepy hollow. The village elders acted swiftly and [[do not want|banished]] the nascent Armo [[gangsta]] menace to East Hollywood (aka the United Subculture Internment Camp), a place where black person of every race, creed and color go to [[fail|chase]] the [[crap|American Dream]] and every nationality gets it's own four blocks to call its own. Unfortunately, the only thing Armenian women are good for (''besides standing in front of you in the grocery line talking loudly on her cellphone'') is pumping out half-retarded wannabe gangster children and Glendale was soon overcome by the menace once again.


According to certain [[nobody|experts]], Armenians are, in fact, much worse than Jews. This is because Jews actually don't do anything at all. They don't control the world's gold supply and economy, they don't keep niggers in nigger [[Africa]] with their sponsoring of African diamond wars, and never talk about the [[Holocaust]] anymore (not that it ever never happened in history).
According to certain [[nobody|experts]], Armenians are, in fact, much worse than Jews. This is because Jews actually don't do anything at all. They don't control the world's gold supply and economy, they don't keep niggers in nigger [[Africa]] with their sponsoring of African diamond wars, and never talk about the [[Holocaust]] anymore (not that it ever never happened in history).


==Armenian Genocide Day==
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On April <del>25th</del> 24th every year, [[yeti|American Armenians]] <del>celebrate</del> commemorate the [[genocide]] of their alleged race by the [[turkey|Turks]] at least 100 years ago during World War One. This is <del>celebrated</del> commemorated by donning [[tinfoil hat]]s, flying the Armenian flag from their leased luxury sedans whilst regaling everyone within earshot to the Armenian national anthem played by an orchestra of carhorns being jammed for exactly 50 minutes. However, the '''Armenian Genocide''' is most probably a genocide. Since nobody from the [[Turkey|Ottoman Empire]] is still around to grill by the [[UN]] Genocide Commission to determine if killing a couple of hundred Armenians constitutes a [[lollercaust]] it obviously definitely most probably happened and it probably maybe was a genocide. The [[gay|Turks]] actually kill'd [[over 9000|1,500,000]] Armenians during the genocide for the lulz.
On April <del>25th</del> 24th every year, [[yeti|American Armenians]] <del>celebrate</del> commemorate the [[genocide]] of their alleged race by the [[turkey|Turks]] at least 100 years ago during World War One. This is <del>celebrated</del> commemorated by donning [[tinfoil hat]]s, flying the Armenian flag from their leased luxury sedans whilst regaling everyone within earshot to the Armenian national anthem played by an orchestra of carhorns being jammed for exactly 50 minutes. However, the '''Armenian Genocide''' is most probably a genocide. Since nobody from the [[Turkey|Ottoman Empire]] is still around to grill by the [[UN]] Genocide Commission to determine if killing a couple of hundred Armenians constitutes a [[lollercaust]] it obviously definitely most probably happened and it probably maybe was a genocide. The [[gay|Turks]] actually kill'd [[over 9000|1,500,000]] Armenians during the genocide for the lulz.
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