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[[File:Yorkshire terriers.jpg|thumb|right|300px|Four vicious, pack-hunting quadrupeds.]] | [[File:Yorkshire terriers.jpg|thumb|right|300px|Four vicious, pack-hunting quadrupeds.]] | ||
'''Dogs''' are vicious, pack-cunting, [[Coprophagia|shit-eating]], mammalian quadrupeds whose most distinguishing characteristics are their distinct rotting garbage stench and ability to bark at 150 decibels nonstop all night. Like [[wolves]], they derive from the ''Canis'' genus but, unlike wolves, are illegal to poison, [[Sparkledogs|pet-dress]], or [[Dracoguard|have sex with]]. Despite being able to eat [[cats]], young children, and pretty much anything smaller than them, dogs are considered the [[retards]] of the animal world, which is why they're often referred to as "man's best friend". | '''Dogs''' are vicious, pack-cunting, [[Coprophagia|shit-eating]], mammalian quadrupeds whose most distinguishing characteristics are their distinct rotting garbage stench and ability to bark at 150 decibels nonstop all night. Like [[wolves]], they derive from the ''Canis'' genus but, unlike wolves, are illegal to poison, [[Sparkledogs|pet-dress]], or [[Dracoguard|have sex with]]. Despite being able to eat [[cats]], young children, and pretty much anything smaller than them, dogs are considered the [[Niggers]]/[[retards]] of the animal world, which is why they're often referred to as "man's best friend". | ||
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==Working With Dogs== | ==Working With Dogs== | ||