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As part of the efforts to keep the nigger population under control, as well as reducing the need to buy riot gear and import watermelons from foreign sources, niggers are now required by Federal Law to breed only in [[Atlanta]] during Spring Break. Not that they pay any attention to this law any more than they do any other law. The act of niggers engaging in sexual reproduction with humans is classified as bestiality.

During the official nigger mating season, the nigger performs a fantastic mating ritual to locate a victim. First, said nigger smokes a shit load of weed. Then, the nigger hides in a mud puddle - years of evolution allow the nigger to simply blend in. After spotting the perfect white woman (niggers hate mating with their own kind, since all niggers secretly wish they weren't niggers), they jump out of the puddle and beat the innocent woman to the ground. After letting the woman beg to let her keep her virginity, the nigger proceeds to rape her in every possible opening, after which the nigger kills its forced mate for fear of its natural enemy, child support. If the said negro belongs to a hive, the nigger captures the woman and forcibly drags her to the hive for breeding.

Niggers fornicate heavily all year round. "Fornicating" to a nigger means raping respectable white women, fucking a dog in the ass instead of another nigger, or falling for a female's mating ritual. Niggers caught fucking a she-nig are cast out by their tribe of home-boys for breaking with tradition and being wack.

In spite of the U.S. breeding restrictions, many American Niggers simply go to other countries to spawn with humans and return with Nigger/humanoid hybrids. Pittsburgh Steelers wide receiver Hines Ward is the product of one such case...his daddy was a nigger who enlisted in the army for free college and healthcare, and his momma a South Korean woman (a nigger will fuck anything that moves except another nigger, even if it's a respectable citizen of an ally of the government they serve). Hines, instead of building TV sets in Seoul for two dollars a fucking week, is the highest-paid member of the most famous team in the NFL (Nigger Felony League). He can catch and hit hard like a nigger, but he runs elusively like a skittering little Chink. The combination is deadly for opposing defenses.