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'''DMT''', short for '''[[Shit nobody cares about|N,N-Dimethyltryptamine]]''', is the most [[win|hardcoar]] psychedelic drug known to man. While DMT can be found in many plants including blades of grass and also your pineal gland, the [[Meth|crystallized]] or powdered forms that get you high are [[The Google|easy to obtain]] and affordable if you're willing to [[Buttsecks|buttfuck]] your mind. However, if you are a [[Chemistry|chemist]], you can extract enough DMT from grass to trip many balls. Alternatively you can look it up on teh [[google]] and extract it with pool chemicals, a few buckets and a turkey baster ([http://www.howtogrowbud.com/tutorials-on-how-to-grow-bud/how-to-make-dmt/ "How to Make DMT"]). The effects last from seven to ten minutes. Many people who have taken DMT report seeing [[Mexico|aliens]], and when asked to describe the [[Faggot|aliens]], all describe the same aliens. The most common ways to do DMT are smoking or snorting. After people do DMT, they will forever think that they are the shit because they found, paid for, and ingested the most ridiculous psychedelic | '''DMT''', short for '''[[Shit nobody cares about|N,N-Dimethyltryptamine]]''', is the most [[win|hardcoar]] psychedelic drug known to man. While DMT can be found in many plants including blades of grass and also your pineal gland, the [[Meth|crystallized]] or powdered forms that get you high are [[The Google|easy to obtain]] and affordable if you're willing to [[Buttsecks|buttfuck]] your mind. However, if you are a [[Chemistry|chemist]], you can extract enough DMT from grass to trip many balls. Alternatively you can look it up on teh [[google]] and extract it with pool chemicals, a few buckets and a turkey baster ([http://www.howtogrowbud.com/tutorials-on-how-to-grow-bud/how-to-make-dmt/ "How to Make DMT"]). The effects last from seven to ten minutes. Many people who have taken DMT report seeing [[Mexico|aliens]], and when asked to describe the [[Faggot|aliens]], all describe the same aliens. The most common ways to do DMT are smoking or snorting. After people do DMT, they will forever think that they are the shit because they found, paid for, and ingested the most ridiculous psychedelic known to man, when in reality DMT is actually a natural chemical in the human body. It's possible DMT is also released in mass quantities when one is about to [[an hero|die]], so clearly the [[Jenkem|easiest and cheapest]] way to attain DMT and trip balls is to [[Suicide|kill yourself]] right now. | ||
[[Image:Dmtcrystal.jpg|thumb|And, no, that's not [[ | [[Image:Dmtcrystal.jpg|thumb|And, no, that's not [[meth]], you dumb fuck.]] | ||
If you live in the black person, have access to a shaman and are [[batshit insane]], then you may like to try a refreshing beverage alternative to smoking or snorting DMT. This delicious drink is called [[Joseph Evers|Ayahuasca]] and is for those who find [[LSD]] 'a bit vanilla'. Some of its more positive effects are the ability to see [[over 9000|millions]] of [[Mudkips]] along with the likelihood of explosive [[diarrhea]] and [[puke|vomit]] that would put [[tubgirl]] to shame. | If you live in the black person, have access to a shaman and are [[batshit insane]], then you may like to try a refreshing beverage alternative to smoking or snorting DMT. This delicious drink is called [[Joseph Evers|Ayahuasca]] and is for those who find [[LSD]] 'a bit vanilla'. Some of its more positive effects are the ability to see [[over 9000|millions]] of [[Mudkips]] along with the likelihood of explosive [[diarrhea]] and [[puke|vomit]] that would put [[tubgirl]] to shame. | ||