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[[Image:Gratitude.PNG|thumb|right|150px|Jake Roberts shows gratitude.]] | [[Image:Gratitude.PNG|thumb|right|150px|Jake Roberts shows gratitude.]] | ||
Jake had bought a Wii game earlier that day, and was planning on playing it, | Jake had bought a Wii game earlier that day, and was planning on playing it. Alas, his sister, selfish cunt that she was, was already watching TV where he intended to play. So, rather than [[asking for it|slapping the bitch]], he had a [[butthurt|temper tantrum]] and stormed into his room. He was [[Raped|discovered]] hours later by his attentive father, hanging by his neck to the cabin bed by his school tie, becoming [[an Hero]], (or should I say [[Unfunny|an '''Wii'''ro]]? Oh ho ho ho ho!) | ||
Fortunately, [[Lori Drew|his mother]] clarified the situation by stating that her "[[Asperger's syndrome|sensitive child]] with a [[Drugs|fantastic imagination]]" hadn't meant to die when he hanged himself; [[retard|he just did something stupid.]] Good thing she was around to point this out, as a line of people was already forming outside the door to praise Jake's intelligence. Jake was declared dead two days after he hanged himself, which shows how [[England|Britfags]] can't do anything right. | Fortunately, [[Lori Drew|his mother]] clarified the situation by stating that her "[[Asperger's syndrome|sensitive child]] with a [[Drugs|fantastic imagination]]" hadn't meant to die when he hanged himself; [[retard|he just did something stupid.]] Good thing she was around to point this out, as a line of people was already forming outside the door to praise Jake's intelligence. Jake was declared dead two days after he hanged himself, which shows how [[England|Britfags]] can't do anything right. | ||