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[[2023]]. Just days after a [[FAIL|shitty terrorist attack]] in [[Belgium]], <span class="blink" style="color:#f00;font-weight:bold;">A NEW CHALLENGER APPEARS!</span> '''Robert Card''', another [[Marc Lepine|Batshit Insane Schizo]], is now the best [[high score]]r of the year. Pwned 18 | [[2023]]. Just days after a [[FAIL|shitty terrorist attack]] in [[Belgium]], <span class="blink" style="color:#f00;font-weight:bold;">A NEW CHALLENGER APPEARS!</span> '''Robert Card''', another [[Marc Lepine|Batshit Insane Schizo]], is now the best [[high score]]r of the year. Pwned 18 noobs in a bowling alley and a betting bar. He also wounded 13 others before pwning himself near the local river. | ||
==Background== | ==Background== | ||
Robbie, lived with his fathers in Bowdoin, in Maine. <s>He was a sergeant [[Epic win|first class]] in the</s> MOAR [[Fake news|FAKE NEWS]], Card was a member of the reserves, enlisted in December [[2002]] but had no active deployments in United States Army Reserve. Robbie studied at several schools and also studied at the university as engineering career but [[Epic Fail|didn't complete his career]]. He was a gun instructor at a shooting range before his lulzfest. In July 2023, it was reported that his behavior was strange and that he [[Schizo|heard voices]] telling him to become [[an hero]] after shooting up the nearby Saco base [[IDIFTL|for the lulz]], and he was interned for not hiding his hero plans. According to NBC News, Robbie's schizophrenia began after he lost his deafness by purchasing hearing aids. He, like 89% of mass shooter Americans, was humiliated for his schizophrenia at work. 2 weeks after his imprisioning in the asylum, he came out and began planning his massacre. | Robbie, lived with his fathers in Bowdoin, in Maine. <s>He was a sergeant [[Epic win|first class]] in the</s> MOAR [[Fake news|FAKE NEWS]], Card was a member of the reserves, enlisted in December [[2002]] but had no active deployments in United States Army Reserve. Robbie studied at several schools and also studied at the university as engineering career but [[Epic Fail|didn't complete his career]]. He was a gun instructor at a shooting range before his lulzfest. In July 2023, it was reported that his behavior was strange and that he [[Schizo|heard voices]] telling him to become [[an hero]] after shooting up the nearby Saco base [[IDIFTL|for the lulz]], and he was interned for not hiding his hero plans. According to NBC News, Robbie's schizophrenia began after he lost his deafness by purchasing hearing aids. He, like 89% of mass shooter Americans, was humiliated for his schizophrenia at work. 2 weeks after his imprisioning in the asylum, he came out and began planning his massacre. | ||