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In the beginning when Youtube was young and not a commercialized jewfest like it is now, Jim was just one of many commentators who would always get off at starting drama fights with other users. His favorite hobby was laughing at other autists as they make an ass out of themselves (which seeing as this was back in 2007 meant, pretty much everybody.)
In the beginning when Youtube was young and not a commercialized jewfest like it is now, Jim was just one of many commentators who would always get off at starting drama fights with other users. His favorite hobby was laughing at other autists as they make an ass out of themselves (which seeing as this was back in 2007 meant, pretty much everybody.)


During this time his most well known drama incidents was his slap fight against classic autist [[Spax3]], and his personal war against the existence of [[Juggalos]]. In short, it was the beginning of a long and gayass legacy.
During this time his most well-known drama incidents were his epic debates against classic autist [[Spax3]], and his personal war against the existence of [[Juggalos]]. In short, it was the beginning of a long and tasteful legacy.


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==== The Hugbox Chronicles ====
==== The Hugbox Chronicles ====


After the first few episodes of Tumblrisms, Jim started making a name for himself, causing outrage with many Tumblr users. So in order to keep the outrage going, he started cateloguing hissyfits in ''The Hugbox Chronicles.''
After the first few episodes of Tumblrisms, Jim started making a name for himself, causing outrage with many Tumblr users. So in order to keep the outrage going, he started cataloguing hissyfits in ''The Hugbox Chronicles.''


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What Jim failed to realize, is in his quest for revenge, he ended up creating a movement; a movement that would change autism forever. His inner /pol/ack made him feel heroic, that he was leading the charge against a corrupt society gone mad, and had to keep going with it.


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But eventually, his powertrip subsided, and he realized the consequences of his actions. In his powertrip for revenge he became the one thing he mocks the most: a faggot. In his shame, he burned his powdered wig, told everyone of his followers to [[Suicide|do the right thing]], and he disappeared forever...
But eventually, his powertrip subsided, and he realized the consequences of his actions. In his powertrip for revenge, he became the one thing he mocks the most: a weeaboo. In his shame, he burned his powdered wig, told every one of his followers to [[Suicide|do the right thing]], and he disappeared forever...


== Act III: Mister Metokur ==
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*''Hollowed Halls'': A series set in leftist colleges.
*''Hollowed Halls'': A series set in leftist colleges.
*''Internet Insanity'': A series where Jim just [[Unoriginal|reads articles we write]]. (thieving bastard)
*''Internet Insanity'': A series where Jim just reads stories about loonies, and ocationally highlights our work and promotes Encyclopedia Dramatica
(He's a hero)  
 
*''The [[x/|/x/]] Files'': A series where Jim reads a horror story from /x/.  
*''The [[x/|/x/]] Files'': A series where Jim reads a horror story from /x/.  


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==== Deviant's ====
==== Deviant's ====


Since all three of his shows didn't kick off, Jim needed to find a new source of lulz to exploit. He couldn't go back to Tumblr, and he didn't have the motivation to do Reddit, so where does any massive failure go from here? [[Deviantart]], of course. Just from the news that he was going to do a show on Deviantart fetishes every autist on the interwebs immediately shat their diapers (Figuratively and literally) and immediately went on [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING|Protocol Zero]].
Since all three of his shows didn't kick off, Jim needed to find a new source of lulz to exploit. He couldn't go back to Tumblr, and he didn't have the motivation to do Reddit, so where does any massive talent go from here? [[Deviantart]], of course. Just from the news that he was going to do a show on Deviantart fetishes every autist on the interwebs immediately shat their diapers (Figuratively and literally) and immediately went on [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING|Protocol Zero]].


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===== The Pampers Pandemonium =====
===== The Pampers Pandemonium =====


''Deviant's'' was a second coming for Jim. He was enjoying making the series and it brought with it an endless supply of asshurt and tears from sick fucks. However, the third episode on [[Furry]] diaper lovers (we're just gonna pause here so you have a minute to let that sink in. Furry diaper lovers; Yes, we have now hit rock bottom - ) several diaperfags immediately broke into a blood boiling rage that they were being exposed for the sick fucks they are. In retaliation, they immediately attacked Jim in a mass false flagging campaign, erasing his video from existence, (Until Youtube realized the reports were false and [[Lol|brought the video back the next day]].) After his video was restored, the zombie husk of the Youtube Commentary community rose from the ground to have one last go on Jim, but Jim being the shitlord he is immediately kicked them back into the dirt where they belong. One of the autist commentators who tried to take Jim down in his weakened state was the brony cuck himself: [[Antony Aguilar|ForNoGoodReason]].
''Deviant's'' was a second coming for Jim. He was enjoying making the series and it brought with it an endless supply of asshurt and tears from sick fucks. However, the third episode on [[Furry]] diaper lovers (we're just gonna pause here so you have a minute to let that sink in. Furry diaper lovers; Yes, we have now hit rock bottom - ) several diaperfags immediately broke into a blood boiling rage that they were being exposed for the sick fucks they are. In retaliation, they immediately attacked Jim in a mass false flagging campaign, erasing his video from existence, (Until Youtube realized the reports were false and [[Lol|brought the video back the next day]].) After his video was restored, the zombie husk of the Youtube Commentary community rose from the ground to have one last go on Jim, but Jim being the excepcional individual he is immediately kicked them back into the dirt where they belong. One of the autist commentators who tried to take Jim down in his weakened state was the brony cuck himself: [[Antony Aguilar|ForNoGoodReason]].


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=====Brightsidebob=====
=====Brightsidebob=====
In this thankfully dead series, Jimbo, does his best to make fun of [[Darksydephil]], by just commentating over Phil's extremely bad gameplay, with even worse commentary. You are not Retsupurae, Jim, and you never will be. The videos are all hourlong tribes of autism, making them even more unbearable than DSP's as at least he knows how to edit. The only thing funny about it is when you realize how alike Jim and Phil really are. <br />
In this thankfully dead series, Jimbo, does his best to make fun of [[Darksydephil]], by just commentating over Phil's extremely bad gameplay, with evident observations that Phill suck at commentary & gameplay.
Both live in the Midlands. Both have Asian girlfriends, where Phil jerked off himself on stream, Jim jerked off his mongoloid sexbot Jay3dfox ([[Powerword|'''Jem Mee Lee''']]). They are both awful at videogames. Both have a rabid retarded fanbase. Both are overweight. Both have insanely many channels. And neither can produce anything of value.
The videos are all hourlong tribes of lulz, making them even more unbearable than this article, as at least he knows how to edit. The only thing funny about it is when you realize how Phill is about to commit suicide. <br />
 


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