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{{warning|At this rate, [[you]] have a very slim chance of surviving the inevitable nuclear war. Have a nice day.}} | {{warning|At this rate, [[you]] have a very slim chance of surviving the inevitable nuclear war. Have a nice day.}} | ||
[[Image:War.jpg|thumb|right|a good example of our current war]] | [[Image:War.jpg|thumb|right|a good example of our current war]] | ||
[[Image:war.gif|thumb|right|A typical usenet [[flame war]]. The vessel at front has made a critical spelling error.]] | [[Image:war.gif|thumb|right|A typical usenet [[flame war]]. The vessel at front has made a critical spelling error.]] | ||
'''War''' is | '''War''' is [[Lulz|Funny]] and [[Awesome]]. Search your feelings, you know it to be true. | ||
Human History, since our [[Nigger|ape ancestors]] figured out how to make spears and throw it to other [[niggers|apes]] he did not like, had always been defined by Humanity's obsession with killing each other in the lulziest way possible; in other words, being a pacifist [[hippie]] is antithetical to Human Nature. Everyone loves the shit out of it, especially [[Jews]], [[German]]s and [[White people]]. War in [[America]] helps to stimulate patriotic love for the [[president]] and [[your mom]], and everyone gets more [[pie]]. In [[England]], war leads to the creation of much [[lulz]] as war-time humour about soldiers dressed up as ladies and eating dehydrated eggs flourishes. This is because the English, having already crammed themselves up their own assholes, have effectively made any further penetration by their opponent's genitalia practically impossible. | |||
If it wasn't for war, a lot of the great toys we take for granted today would never have been invented (e.g. bows and arrows, hand grenades, stink bombs and [[Special forces|combat camouflage barbie dolls]]). Since the late [[1990s]] the glorious and [[epic]] nature of warfare has been reduced to [[guido|fist pump]] dance contests, battles that only include freestyle [[rape|rapping]], and an axe is now a [[rock|guitar]]. | If it wasn't for war, a lot of the great toys we take for granted today would never have been invented (e.g. bows and arrows, hand grenades, stink bombs and [[Special forces|combat camouflage barbie dolls]]). Since the late [[1990s]] the glorious and [[epic]] nature of warfare has been reduced to [[guido|fist pump]] dance contests, battles that only include freestyle [[rape|rapping]], and an axe is now a [[rock|guitar]]. | ||
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==Weapons of Warfare== | ==Weapons of Warfare== | ||
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<center>TSW Main Battle Tank used during ''The Great War of [[Wiggers]]''.</center> | <center>TSW Main Battle Tank used during ''The Great War of [[Wiggers]]''.</center> | ||
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<center><youtube>LBUjzGQOsHc</youtube></center> | <center><youtube>LBUjzGQOsHc</youtube></center> | ||
==Gallery== | |||
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File:War Insight.jpg | |||
File:Warneverchanges.png | |||
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==See Also== | ==See Also== | ||
* [[World War I]] | |||
* [[World War II]] | |||
* [[World War III]] | |||
* [[Vietnam War]] | |||
* [[Civil War]] | |||
* [[Iraq|Iraq War]] | |||
* [[Nixon|War On Drugs]] | |||
* [[W|War On Terror]] | |||
* [[Youtube War Expert]] | * [[Youtube War Expert]] | ||
* [[Wikiwarfare]] | |||
* [[Amputee]] | * [[Amputee]] | ||
{{Politics}} | |||
[[Category:Abnormal Psych]] | [[Category:Abnormal Psych]] | ||
[[Category:Pain]] | |||