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[[Image:Sexyhottmama.jpg|thumb|200px|right|You have any butter for those rolls?]]
[[Image:Sexyhottmama.jpg|thumb|200px|right|You have any butter for those rolls?]]
A buttertroll is a vile and disgusting creature from the depths of hell, typically a woman (but sometimes a man) who has more body fat than skin.
A '''Buttertroll''' is a vile and disgustingly [[fat|obese]] creature from the depths of [[Hell]], typically a woman (but sometimes a man) who has more body fat than skin.


Normally, women this [[fat]] have to have their sexual partners pour flour on their [[pussy|cooch]] in order to find the [[pussy|wet spot]]. Men who fuck women this size adhere to the teachings of philospher Dante Hicks, and utilize his time-honored [[sex|sexual technique]] which goes as such: "Insert somewhere close, preferably warm and wet, thrust, repeat."
Normally, women this [[fat]] have to have their [[Sick fuck|sexual partners]] pour flour on their [[pussy|cooch]] in order to find the [[pussy|wet spot]]. Men who fuck women this size adhere to the teachings of philosopher Dante Hicks, and utilize his time-honored [[sex|sexual technique]] which goes as such: "Insert somewhere close, preferably warm and wet, thrust, repeat."


Also, someone hideously ugly or deformed can, in fact, be claimed as a buttertroll.
Men in this condition often use enough baby powder to soothe the diaper rash of a small third world country, and suffer from stinky, cheesy-smelling dicks.


Men in this condition often use enough baby powder to soothe the diaper rash of a small third world country, and suffer from stinky, cheesy smelling dick butter.
Scientists are still debating whether or not to count a Buttertroll's body fat as an "organ," even though it performs a bodily function: keeping the Buttertroll ugly.


Scientists are still debating whether or not to count a buttertroll's body fat as an "organ," even though it performs a bodily function: keeping the buttertroll ugly.
==Notable Buttertrolls==


*[[Boogie2988]]
*[[Donna Simpson]]
*[[CopperCab]]
*[[Honey Boo Boo]]
*[[JonTron]]
*[[Manuel Uribe]]
*[[Serial killer|John Wayne Gacy]]
*[[Jenn Leyva]]
*[[Girlvinyl|Sherrod DeGrippio]]
*[[Your Mom]]


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Latest revision as of 11:09, 24 February 2016

You have any butter for those rolls?

A Buttertroll is a vile and disgustingly obese creature from the depths of Hell, typically a woman (but sometimes a man) who has more body fat than skin.

Normally, women this fat have to have their sexual partners pour flour on their cooch in order to find the wet spot. Men who fuck women this size adhere to the teachings of philosopher Dante Hicks, and utilize his time-honored sexual technique which goes as such: "Insert somewhere close, preferably warm and wet, thrust, repeat."

Men in this condition often use enough baby powder to soothe the diaper rash of a small third world country, and suffer from stinky, cheesy-smelling dicks.

Scientists are still debating whether or not to count a Buttertroll's body fat as an "organ," even though it performs a bodily function: keeping the Buttertroll ugly.

Notable Buttertrolls

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