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Yeah, everything is gonna be fukouda.
A Certain Nigger Railgun

To Aru Majutsu no Index is a massively-overblown wreck of a light novel series worshiped by otaku around the world. It is one of the world's finest examples of OCD incarnate due to its poorly developed characters, overtly convoluted universe, lack of serious plot direction, and of course the author's unwillingness to just end it all. Also every fucking description begins with "Toaru" which is Nipponese for "A Certain". This is not only uncreative but amazingly exploitable.

Wait, what?

The series focuses around Kamijou Touma, an unlucky high school teenage loser who basically serves as a self-insert for the majority audience. He is ultimately accompanied by a bulimic blue haired magic loli nun named Index and her pet cat Sphinx. Despite this obvious source for pussy, he never manages to get any. This says a lot about Touma.

Basically, the Toaru world is divided between two factions: the "magic" side and the science side. Both sides compose of several 1-dimensional characters who wield amazing powers such as shooting lightning with coins and sucking vampire blood. Both sides hate each other but work in non-ironically similar ways - anyone would think, that it was supposed to be an allegory for something. But instead of giving any clever commentary on the modern world and its affairs, we are left with a colossal heap of bad writing and fanservice.

The series was adapted into animu in 2008, making the series more accessible for weebs who don't read. One would concede the novels are giant loads of garbage that no one would take the time to read. Sadly it's the novels that have been continued while the lesser of two evils has not seen another season in years.

Somehow it got a spinoff called To Aru Kagaku No Railgun, which focuses on the series' premiere tsundesu and her disgusting female friends, and is better than Index because it is much less boring and autistic. This was wisely made in a manga format to make it easier for casual readers to follow through with. It could be seen as a readable mess, compared to Index which is just a mess. It also got an animu which is literal fanservice incarnate.

Now there's another spinoff dedicated to that Accelerator guy. While it is clear that several fans could care less about a Shuffle-tier harem leader, the author enjoys trolling his fanbase into reading more and more boring stories of Touma and his not-waifu of the week.

Characters

Index's characters are every bit as inspired as you'd expect from what is basically an extensive harem series. Because the fucking series has literally over 9000 of these fuckers running around, we'll focus on the more important ones first.

This is what fanboys fap to
Kuroko, asking for it badly
I came
JULAAAY!!! JULAAAY!!!
Yes, it is what you just thought
Itadakimasu
Misuzu Misaka, fingerbanging Touma's nose
The secret ingredient of the curry from the above image
Meet the next president of the USA
Touma Kamijou Main character and complete loser in every way imaginable. He is blessed with an ability that basically divides by zero anything or anyone he punches. He is merely a fill-in for whom-ever is reading the series - just imagine yourself in place of him, and there you go.

He mingles with loads of girls and wimminz yet never gets laid once. Touma not only repels fun but also virginity loss. He gets amnesia or some shit during the series, which kills off any chance he had at developing. For the entire fucking series, he's a dumbass who just likes "helping people". Not only is Touma boring but he's also a liberal now - snazzy. Despite the series' mass of characters, settings, and plot devices, Touma is doomed to remain his boring old self no matter what happens. Any heroine he comes into contact with will never really understand that he's not looking for poon. He just likes to help people in need.

Index Index Librorum Prohibitorum, a blue haired loli nun with an eating disorder. Rescued by Touma early on in the series, Index touts a "Perfect Memory" and holds a record of 103000 magical spells however this rarely proves to be of any use. Her only known REAL ability is eating more food than she shits out and acting as a pet of sorts for Touma. The pet also had a pet in the form of a kitty named Sphinx. Meow.
Motoharu Tsuchimikado The 184375th clone of Guile, and general jackass neighbor of Touma's. He's also a hybrid of both Magic™ and Science™ powers.

There's really nothing else to say here.

Mikoto Misaka Resident bitch of the main group, and the series' tsundere. Shits lightning out of her arms with the aid of coins, and can do other electrical shizz including a form of flying. Despite these amazing skills, this is rarely extended upon and instead she is relegated to unadulterated fanservice. Starts off as some wonderchild of the city's school system, Misaka pulls off some fairly tight shit such as blowing up a bunch of research facilities and casually fighting off the goons. She also had 20000 clones made of herself for military use, roughly half of which were later destroyed in bloody fights once the military realized flat-chested girls weren't effective enough for distraction. Lulz ensued. Sadly this never amounts to anything as she finds herself prying for Touma's help when things get just too tough. Another ideal role model for women. While some may think she's sort of hot, one must remember her developed personality: she develops a crush towards Touma and basically becomes the series' equivalent of the creepy girlfriend meme. Despite this, she's probably one of the best things to happen in the entire series.
Kaori Kanzaki One of the magic side's more interesting individuals. She is a wholesome Christian saint who represents balance and skill. Her conservative outfit follows the rules of asymmetry, which also happen to follow the rules of anime boobage.
Stiyl Magnus Ginger magic guy who smokes a lot. Pipe organs and some shizz. I dunno really.
Aisa Himegami Forgettable not-religious miko piece of skank who attracts vampires to suck her own blood. Yeah. At some point it was considered to make a spinoff focusing on her, but these plans were dumped once the author couldn't get the rights for Dracula or Nosferatu. Nobody remembers her in the series' context: in a series that compulsively documents every last individual to do anything, no one cares about Himegami. If you care about her, you're a terrible otaku.
Kuroko Shirai The best character of the series. An ugly runt who sounds like a chain smoking frog, Kuroko is Misaka's room mate and a crazy lesbian stalker who's often seen masturbating with Misaka's plush bear on her bed.

She can teleport herself and other people - let the shenanigans ensue. Ironically she is the author's least favorite character despite being a good representative of the series.

Aleister Crowley Creepy ass culttard who became a tranny and runs the world or some shit. Spends all zir time hanging upside down in a huge tank of urine.
Accelerator Legitimately disturbing individual who can basically fuck up the entire city at will. The series' best attempt at a total badass. Accelerator is the strongest esper in the city... who was literally fucked in the ass by Touma. After slaughtering 10000+ Misaka clones, he then adopted a loli one as his child or something. Guy's goddamn pathetic. Has his own spinoff manga series now, too.
Ruiko Saten and Kazari Uiharu The most useless and uninspired characters to come out of any Japanese franchise. Literally just two Japland schoolgirls without any real skill, nor reason to exist. Adored by stupid otaku regardless.

The fanbase

Now that we've established the series, we now move onto the extensive fanbase. The fans are simply impossible, largely composed of various anti-social nerds arguing over who's the better girl, who Touma should fuck with, and of course whether Railgun or Index is more deserving of another season. Thanks to its light novels and animu popularity, fans have been requesting for a third season of the animu since last Thursday, which will probably never come true because the Animation company doesn't give a shit & was too busy sucking their own dicks. When time flies, massive faggots couldn't handle their anus much longer, they've been demanding it mindlessly in that page like "J.C STAFF, Index 3 PLEASE or GTFO!!!" while their mind slowly eroded. Despite having the worst fanbase, fanboys decided to keep their virginity and claims that they have waifus of their favorite heroines in the animu.

Picture request by admin to show how horny those imbeciles are.
How the fans described the characters in the series.


A certain daily dose of quotes from the fans

   
 
"fukou da!"
 

 
 

—Most of every fanboys who thinks misfortune is funny

   
 
_______ is best waifu
 

 
 

—Most of every fans who has shit taste.

   
 
And our Touman still thinks he's unlucky.
 

 
 

—Some dude named Yamamoto Kosuke

   
 
I prefer to **** misaki loli-chan *q*
 

 
 

—Kizo Kirogue who is filthy enough to give away his virginity to his "waifu"

   
 
-repeatedly bash forehead at the Light Novel-
 

 
 

—Rein

   
 
Othinus~ I'll protect you~
 

 
 

—Carlos Gastelum, who probably masturbate in his room while saying that.

   
 
Whats is wrong with you JC staff all of us want index III no just another crappy imitation!
 

 
 

—Daniel Briceño, who cried to his God for not releasing season 3 since last Thursday

   
 
after seeing hundred of post i started to get mad about index season 3. or at least getting information on wikia.
 

 
 

—M Dwi Kurnia Lubis, still mad for not getting season 3

   
 
..... I'm just fucking hoping that this is all just teasing and teasing and teasin, until eventually it will be release, but seriously, if its not at least announced by june I will stap someone with mjolnir
 

 
 

Andres Langlois Bichara

   
 
ACCELERATOR VS DARK MATTER PLEASE !!!!!
 

 
 

—Gabriel Alexandro, yet another 12 year old assburgers kid who can't control his orgasm over an animu

   
 
F*@k JC Staff
 

 
 

—Daniel Briceño

   
 
pls post more kamikoto fan art
 

 
 

—Khiêm Nguyễn Văn, fan arts are not enough to get him ejaculate.

   
 
Yes... What level are you again? I mean those breasts of yours, what level are they at?
 

 
 

—Joshua Tuboro, shameless to say this while looking at animu tits

   
 
-Waiting for Index 3 or Railgun 3 XD
 

 
 

—Willy San, retardedly waiting for a new season.

   
 
Pfff, I prefer the Strongest Power and the Imagine Breaker over a girlfriend
 

 
 

Izanagi Accelerator No Okami

   
 
Saten is mine >_<
 

 
 

Abdul Basith

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How to troll the fanbase

  • Say there will be no Index 3 coming this Year or in the future.
  • Say that Misaka Mikoto is way better than other heroine characters. They'll get really offended because of her popularity.
  • Say that the light novels sucks ass and the manga/animu is way better. Light novel reader gets offended easily with this.

Kazuma Kamachi's 10th Year Anniversary Projects

Last Thursday, Kazuma Kamachi slated ten projects in his announcement. Before the final announcement of the project, fanboys immediately jumped out from their cumdumpsters and tried it to call a sign of Index 3 animu adaption, which will never gonna happen. Instead, Kamachi successfully trolled the shit out of his fans by releasing a new animu adaption from "one of his" light novels called Heavy Object, and 70% of the fanboys who worshipped their God goes batshit insane by yelling "NOO Y NO INDEX III FUCK YOU TROLLMACHI!!!". Since then, they lost all respect of their God and wanders around the Internet saying "Still no Index 3".

To Aru Universe

 To Aru Universe is a facebook fanpage of this very animu. It is a page for basement dwellers who does nothing in their lives but faps to fan arts, and stupid poorly made memes from the animu.

Teh real Kamijou Touma a.k.a Eyesore

Current profile pic because he wants to look badass irl

 His FB profile (WARNING: contains massive faggotry)

A lonely fucking weeaboo who actually has a shipper mentality issue. Probably one of the worst fan as a fanbase in the animu yet. Despite being an ordinary fan, he tried too hard to mimic the character's personalities and shit, faps to pictures of 16 year old girls in his profile to past the time, and has really bad taste of shipping animu couples. He's also desperately ships one of his favourite OTP called Accelerator x Mikoto just because one character killing another, motivated by aforesaid hatred of the other. Since then, he started having orgasm of that pairing and spread the news around any Toaru facebook fanpage.

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See also


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