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'''Guy Fawkes Day''', also known as '''Gay Fawkes Day''' is the November holiday when the oh so edgy members of maralfag hactivist "colletive" Anonymous don their fedoras and [[9fag]] masks and leave their houses for the [[basement dweller|first time in months]]] in order to protest the Govt, anmong other things. Despite the '''[[fact]]] that protests havn't done shit since the 60s, (and even for the 60s it's arguable,) every November 5th, they try to organize outside parties, and miserably fail each time.
'''Guy Fawkes Day''', also known as '''Gay Fawkes Day''' is the November holiday when the oh so edgy members of moralfag hacktivist "collective" Anonymous don their fedoras and [[9fag]] masks and leave their houses for the [[basement dweller|first time in months]]] in order to protest the Govt, among other things. Despite the '''[[fact]]] that protests haven't done shit since the 60s, (and even for the 60s it's arguable,) every November 5th, they try to organize outside protest gatherings/parties in order to get the world/[[old Media|the media]]'s attention, and miserably fail each time.




==But why?==
==But why?==
In order for these intenet armcair acvtivists to feel any sense of self-worth, they must feel like theyve done something so
In order for these internet armchair acvtivists to feel any sense of self-worth, they must feel like they've done something so revolutionary that they will be hailed as e-saviours by not just the regulars (the media and their twitter e-pals,) but the world one day. Another factor of course, is to feel [[USI|a sense of self-worth]], and make themselves think that the government has given a fuck about them since '07. As such, they feel the need to try to fulfill these motivations by dressing up in cheap $5 Guy Fawkes masks, (purchased from their local [[Hot Topic]]s,) and going out in public to commemorate the anniversary of a known religious extremist and terrorist bombing the Bastille.
 
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Revision as of 04:34, 27 October 2013

Guy Fawkes Day, also known as Gay Fawkes Day is the November holiday when the oh so edgy members of moralfag hacktivist "collective" Anonymous don their fedoras and 9gag masks and leave their houses for the first time in months] in order to protest the Govt, among other things. Despite the fact] that protests haven't done shit since the 60s, (and even for the 60s it's arguable,) every November 5th, they try to organize outside protest gatherings/parties in order to get the world/the media's attention, and miserably fail each time.


But why?

In order for these internet armchair acvtivists to feel any sense of self-worth, they must feel like they've done something so revolutionary that they will be hailed as e-saviours by not just the regulars (the media and their twitter e-pals,) but the world one day. Another factor of course, is to feel a sense of self-worth, and make themselves think that the government has given a fuck about them since '07. As such, they feel the need to try to fulfill these motivations by dressing up in cheap $5 Guy Fawkes masks, (purchased from their local Hot Topics,) and going out in public to commemorate the anniversary of a known religious extremist and terrorist bombing the Bastille.

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