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MochironMan (also known as Kyle) is synonymous with many things: a homosexual, transgender, furfag that has No Life, and many others. But the term most linked to him is douchebag. Like many deviantArtlets, Kyle has a habit of investing his time in peculiar things. For this man, it is computers and trying to rape other people with his female anthropomorphic characters. Some of his favorite art includes pictures of dripping vaginas and other bits of art that only he can get a hard on from.
MochironMan, as he calls himself on dA, is one of those tartlets who molests his way into peoples good graces, so it would only make sense that in his chatroom, if you wish to join, one of his rules is to add him to your deviantArt watch list and prepare to get fucked. And if you don't, BANHAMMER AHOY. His main reason for taking over furry chats was to get a butt buddy, and is notorious for making people he speaks to very uncomfortable. Part of this may lie in the fact that he very closely resembles a little girl with a tiny cock, and can be seen hunting for sex behind gas stations and craigslist when he's not online chatting up teh sexii boiz. He is much like Dragoneer in the sense that he has a huge ego, and is relentless in pursuing whatever piece of ass has caught his eye.
His is also like Zaush in the sense that he is a disgusting, creepy fuck of a man. He also labors under the delusion that he is a sexy Dragon Fuck.
He is known for harassing people and banning them for no reason (usually having to do with that person not wanting to suck his cock dry or eat out his character's vagina). He attempts to incite pity at times where normal people would clearly see him as ass-backwards idiotic.
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His Crafts
dA Life
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—Kyle of his ass permanently planted in front of the computer |
Kyle is a fucking DeviantArt ADDICT. He'd proud of this, as he spends his day in the following manner:
- Sleep-10% (Doubled in Hibernation Season)
- Eat-2%
- Cock/Pussy Hunting-17%
- Gaming-15%
- Internet-56%
As you can see, his life is full of enriching experiences that will surely be a joy to look back on. Surely his grandchildren will gather at his feet to hear of the amazing tales of his teenager years and life thereafter, but only if he manages to find a steady fuckbuddy and manages to leave his computer long enough to go to an adoption agency. And that'd also be if his own children would want to leave their own kids alone with him.
See Also
Links
- His dATread with caution, lest ye be mauled.
- His HotelFurry Chat, where he frequently...well, ALWAYS hangs outTroll and post screens
- [http://mochironman.deviantart.com/journal/ The Blog where he bitches and moans about his computer never working.
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