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{{deviantart|MochironMan|MochironMan}} (also known as Kyle) is synonymous with many things: [[homosexual]], [[transgender]], [[ | {{deviantart|MochironMan|MochironMan}} (also known as Kyle) is synonymous with many things: [[homosexual]], [[transgender]], [[furfag]] that has [[No Life]], and many others. But the term most linked to him is [[douchebag]]. Like many deviantArtlets, Kyle has a habit of investing his time in [[retarded|peculiar]] things. For this man, it is computers and trying to [[rape]] other people with his female [[anthropomorphic]] characters. Some of his favorite art includes pictures of dripping [[vaginas]] and other bits of art that only he can get a hard on from. | ||
[[MochironMan]], as he calls himself on dA, is one of those tartlets who [[molests]] his way into peoples good graces, so it would only make sense that in his chatroom, if you wish to join, one of his rules is to add him to your [[deviantArt]] watch list and prepare to get [[fucked]]. And if you don't, BANHAMMER AHOY. His main reason for taking over [[furry]] chats was to get a [[sex|butt buddy]], and is notorious for making people he speaks to very uncomfortable. Part of this may lie in the fact that he very closely resembles a little girl with a tiny [[cock]], and can be seen hunting for sex behind gas stations and [[craigslist]] when he's not online chatting up teh sexii boiz. He is much like [[Dragoneer]] in the sense that he has a huge ego, and is relentless in pursuing whatever piece of [[dat ass|ass]] has caught his eye. | [[MochironMan]], as he calls himself on dA, is one of those tartlets who [[molests]] his way into peoples good graces, so it would only make sense that in his chatroom, if you wish to join, one of his rules is to add him to your [[deviantArt]] watch list and prepare to get [[fucked]]. And if you don't, BANHAMMER AHOY. His main reason for taking over [[furry]] chats was to get a [[sex|butt buddy]], and is notorious for making people he speaks to very uncomfortable. Part of this may lie in the fact that he very closely resembles a little girl with a tiny [[cock]], and can be seen hunting for sex behind gas stations and [[craigslist]] when he's not online chatting up teh sexii boiz. He is much like [[Dragoneer]] in the sense that he has a huge ego, and is relentless in pursuing whatever piece of [[dat ass|ass]] has caught his eye. | ||
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==HotelFurry== | ==HotelFurry== | ||
[[Image: | [[Image:Hislife.jpg|thumb|What he spends his time on.]] | ||
Something to know about MochironMan is that he is constantly looking for [[dick]]. The whole reason he took over HotelFurry was to get laid. One would think that someone this fucking weird wouldn't be able to manage getting this chatroom well known, let alone get some, but believe it or not, there are people [[retarded|dumb]] enough out there to bow down and follow this guy's whim because he says so. But then again, dragons are [[Stephen Colbert|pretty damn scary.]] | Something to know about MochironMan is that he is constantly looking for [[dick]]. The whole reason he took over HotelFurry was to get laid. One would think that someone this fucking weird wouldn't be able to manage getting this chatroom well known, let alone get some, but believe it or not, there are people [[retarded|dumb]] enough out there to bow down and follow this guy's whim because he says so. But then again, dragons are [[Stephen Colbert|pretty damn scary.]] Kyle considers him to be a [[troll]] and trolls for trolls sake alone, but he is known to be a disgrace troll for he brings nothing but shame to the true trolls all over the world. | ||
Kyle is often seen in the chatroom seeking out innocent young [[gay]] boys to [[rape|be intimate and loving with.]] When these boys resist, his vaginal opening does not take it well. This usually results in him either pissing his pants and banning the person in question, or continuing to act the exact same way, because at that stage he will have convinced himself that they're just playing [[no|hard-to-fuck.]] More often than not, these people are harassed by his ever-present hardon. When not trying to get every other attractive boy to [[buttsex|bend over]], he's stomping around the chatroom, watching out for fresh [[cock|meat]]. He attempts to pass off the room as a gateway for communication between the [[ | Kyle is often seen in the chatroom seeking out innocent young [[gay]] boys to [[rape|be intimate and loving with.]] When these boys resist, his vaginal opening does not take it well. This usually results in him either pissing his pants and banning the person in question, or continuing to act the exact same way, because at that stage he will have convinced himself that they're just playing [[no|hard-to-fuck.]] More often than not, these people are harassed by his ever-present hardon. When not trying to get every other attractive boy to [[buttsex|bend over]], he's stomping around the chatroom, watching out for fresh [[cock|meat]]. He attempts to pass off the room as a gateway for communication between the [[furfags]] of DeviantArt, but in the end, it all comes down to a need for sex. He's also whining, moaning and complaining about how much he hates his computer and he's always browsing NewEgg and making computer part lists so he can "build" a new one. Computer parts are like puzzle pieces to him, he's to fucking dumb to know which piece goes into which without having to watch a [[YouTube]] tutorial. | ||
What a catch. | What a catch. | ||
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{{Rainbowpyramid|CUNT NUGGET}} <br><br> | {{Rainbowpyramid|CUNT NUGGET}} <br><br> | ||
[[Image: | [[Image:Fuckthatvag.jpg|thumb|Omg totally fuck me gaiz]] | ||
[[Image: | [[Image:Disgracetroll.jpg|thumb|Really? Fail troll!]] | ||
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Image: | Image:Freestuffnow.jpg|He knows he's such a tramp. | ||
Image: | Image:Iwantmoney.jpg|God, could he possibly want even moar monies? | ||
Image: | Image:Oolook.jpg|OH GOD HE'S ANGRY! RUNNN! | ||
Image: | Image:Onthehunt.jpg|Kyle's on the hunt for more cock. Protect your manhood. | ||
Image: | Image:Likemyvag.jpg|Like his Vagina. Now. | ||
Image: | Image:Linktoimage.jpg|RAPE TIME IS IMMINENT. | ||
Image:Realtalented.jpg|He's another God damn Picasso. | |||
Image:Really.png|Yes, he is a Dragoon, whatever the fuck that is. | |||
Image:Kindergarden.jpg|His parents must be so proud he graduated from Kindergarden! | |||
Image:Trollfail.jpg|A disgrade to trolls everywhere. | |||
Image:Vaginasalwaysonthemind.jpg|Always got poontang on the brain.</gallery></center> | |||
Revision as of 22:03, 13 September 2011
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MochironMan (also known as Kyle) is synonymous with many things: homosexual, transgender, furfag that has No Life, and many others. But the term most linked to him is douchebag. Like many deviantArtlets, Kyle has a habit of investing his time in peculiar things. For this man, it is computers and trying to rape other people with his female anthropomorphic characters. Some of his favorite art includes pictures of dripping vaginas and other bits of art that only he can get a hard on from.
MochironMan, as he calls himself on dA, is one of those tartlets who molests his way into peoples good graces, so it would only make sense that in his chatroom, if you wish to join, one of his rules is to add him to your deviantArt watch list and prepare to get fucked. And if you don't, BANHAMMER AHOY. His main reason for taking over furry chats was to get a butt buddy, and is notorious for making people he speaks to very uncomfortable. Part of this may lie in the fact that he very closely resembles a little girl with a tiny cock, and can be seen hunting for sex behind gas stations and craigslist when he's not online chatting up teh sexii boiz. He is much like Dragoneer in the sense that he has a huge ego, and is relentless in pursuing whatever piece of ass has caught his eye.
His is also like Zaush in the sense that he is a disgusting, creepy fuck of a man. He also labors under the delusion that he is a sexy Dragon Fuck
He is known for harassing people and banning them for no reason (usually having to do with that person not wanting to suck his cock dry). He attempts to incite pity at times where normal people would clearly see him as ass-backwards idiotic.
HotelFurry
Something to know about MochironMan is that he is constantly looking for dick. The whole reason he took over HotelFurry was to get laid. One would think that someone this fucking weird wouldn't be able to manage getting this chatroom well known, let alone get some, but believe it or not, there are people dumb enough out there to bow down and follow this guy's whim because he says so. But then again, dragons are pretty damn scary. Kyle considers him to be a troll and trolls for trolls sake alone, but he is known to be a disgrace troll for he brings nothing but shame to the true trolls all over the world.
Kyle is often seen in the chatroom seeking out innocent young gay boys to be intimate and loving with. When these boys resist, his vaginal opening does not take it well. This usually results in him either pissing his pants and banning the person in question, or continuing to act the exact same way, because at that stage he will have convinced himself that they're just playing hard-to-fuck. More often than not, these people are harassed by his ever-present hardon. When not trying to get every other attractive boy to bend over, he's stomping around the chatroom, watching out for fresh meat. He attempts to pass off the room as a gateway for communication between the furfags of DeviantArt, but in the end, it all comes down to a need for sex. He's also whining, moaning and complaining about how much he hates his computer and he's always browsing NewEgg and making computer part lists so he can "build" a new one. Computer parts are like puzzle pieces to him, he's to fucking dumb to know which piece goes into which without having to watch a YouTube tutorial.
What a catch.
"I DID NOT SHOW THEM PICTURES OF DRIPPING VAGINAS"
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Somewhere halfway through August, Kyle decided he was a poor fuck and wanted to get free things like games and computer parts, so he decided to shit out some lies about him being broke and got people to buy him shit. One cum slut in particular Ryu-chu bought him some games on Steam and got some other butthurt people pissed off and caused a war between his friends and his chat room.
One of his closest friends staged a take over because he didn't own HotelFurry and there wasn't shit he could do if he lost his admin power because deviantART is full of fucktards, and a take over occured in which MochironMan and his never ending stalking bots that he uses to scour for new cock were banned. After he bitched, whined, and moaned he was able to sucker one of the poor fools into promoting him back lending him such a victorious win, little does he know that people can't stand his ass and that it will only be a matter of time before he completely is disowned by people for being a tramp.
—Kyle, being full of shit and raw fish. | ||
—On the hunt. | ||
Kyle is so hated that he's banned from many chat rooms located on the deviantART messaging network (dAmn) because people can't stand his ass. He tried to be a fail troll by making icons of vagina's and posting them in chats repeatedly so he can jack off and get his cum all over his shitty computer screen (which is why it never works, it's covered in jizz) because he can't get enough of that poon.
Not to mention he's chummy with the admins and mods.
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He knows he's such a tramp.
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God, could he possibly want even moar monies?
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OH GOD HE'S ANGRY! RUNNN!
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Kyle's on the hunt for more cock. Protect your manhood.
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Like his Vagina. Now.
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RAPE TIME IS IMMINENT.
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He's another God damn Picasso.
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Yes, he is a Dragoon, whatever the fuck that is.
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His parents must be so proud he graduated from Kindergarden!
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A disgrade to trolls everywhere.
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Always got poontang on the brain.
Plain and simple.
—MochironMan, being a douchebag as usual. | ||
—MochironMan, begging for monies. | ||
This proves that MochironMan is a greedy fuck who will do anything and lie to anyone for the sake of getting retarded furries to buy him useless crap.
His Crafts
Shitsux.
dA Life
—Kevin of his ass permanently planted in front of the computer | ||
Romaji is a fucking DeviantArt ADDICT. He'd proud of this, as he spends his day in the following manner:
- Sleep-10% (Doubled in Hibernation Season)
- Eat-14%
- Cock/Pussy Hunting-5%
- Gaming-15%
- Internet-56%
As you can see, his life is full of enriching experiences that will surely be a joy to look back on. Surely his grandchildren will gather at his feet to hear of the amazing tales of his teenager years and life thereafter, but only if he manages to find a steady fuckbuddy and manages to leave his computer long enough to go to an adoption agency. And that'd also be if his own children would want to leave their own kids alone with him.
See Also
Links
- His dATread with caution, lest ye be mauled.
- His HotelFurry Chat, where he frequently...well, ALWAYS hangs outTroll and post screens
- [http://mochironman.deviantart.com/journal/ The Blog where he bitches and moans about his computer never working.
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