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MrPunchdrunk1 (aka Dammy Goldstein) is a morbidly obese, 21 year old, weaboo virgin jew, who cannot accept the opinions of others and is prone to making himself look like a fool in front of everyone. All the Drama started back when a user by the name of Raveakidd[[http://encyclopediadramatica.ch/Furry]] posted on a video Dammy made expressing things he would like in a future sonic game. Said video featured such suggestions as a game staring Silver the pothead and a sequal to the best game in the series, Sonic 06. Because they were incredibly stupid Raveakidd disagreed with most of them. Rather then getting a mature, or counter argument Dammy replied in ALL CAPS calling him an "AKR wannabee" and then proceeded to raeg on said user's channel insulting anyone he sees | MrPunchdrunk1 (aka Dammy Goldstein) is a morbidly obese, 21 year old, weaboo virgin jew, who cannot accept the opinions of others and is prone to making himself look like a fool in front of everyone. All the Drama started back when a user by the name of Raveakidd[[http://encyclopediadramatica.ch/Furry]] posted on a video Dammy made expressing things he would like in a future sonic game. Said video featured such suggestions as a game staring Silver the pothead and a sequal to the best game in the series, Sonic 06. Because they were incredibly stupid Raveakidd disagreed with most of them. Rather then getting a mature, or counter argument Dammy replied in ALL CAPS calling him an "AKR wannabee" and then proceeded to raeg on said user's channel insulting anyone he sees | ||
Sadly, this video is no longer on the internets as Dammy, being the smart jew he is, accidentally DELETED FUCKING EVERYTHING on his mrpunchdrunk1 account. | Sadly, this video is no longer on the internets as Dammy, being the smart jew he is, accidentally DELETED FUCKING EVERYTHING on his mrpunchdrunk1 account. | ||
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=='''DRINK THE PISS'''== | =='''DRINK THE PISS'''== | ||
Revision as of 15:30, 16 May 2011
Brief history
MrPunchdrunk1 (aka Dammy Goldstein) is a morbidly obese, 21 year old, weaboo virgin jew, who cannot accept the opinions of others and is prone to making himself look like a fool in front of everyone. All the Drama started back when a user by the name of Raveakidd[[1]] posted on a video Dammy made expressing things he would like in a future sonic game. Said video featured such suggestions as a game staring Silver the pothead and a sequal to the best game in the series, Sonic 06. Because they were incredibly stupid Raveakidd disagreed with most of them. Rather then getting a mature, or counter argument Dammy replied in ALL CAPS calling him an "AKR wannabee" and then proceeded to raeg on said user's channel insulting anyone he sees Sadly, this video is no longer on the internets as Dammy, being the smart jew he is, accidentally DELETED FUCKING EVERYTHING on his mrpunchdrunk1 account.
MrPhatJew1
DRINK THE PISS
In August 2011, Dammy confidently boasted that should the classic design in the Sonic The Hedgehog Series returns he would drink the piss from his grandfather's bedpan. Despite the return of the design in the upcoming Sonic Generations video game, Dammy has denied all proof of this ever happening.
even the guys on his dick want him to do it
Sonic Unleashed is better than sex
Title says it all. But if you want to see more of this sick jew's fetish for bad games, read below
But then again, it's not like he'd ever have sex with a woman in the first place.
Youtube An Hero
Our old friend Dammy has had 3 youtube accounts. Mrpunchdrunk1, the appropriately named IamDickFag and GGundamFan1127. He closed the first after he accidentally deleted all his videos like the genius he is. He then closed his second account due to stress as a user called "darkangelthelight" made a video on his shinanigans. Yeah, he'd gladly drink piss at the sight of nigger-eyed sonic but when a fucking woman calls him out, he starts bawwing and an heroes to start a fresh new e-life on DeviantArt.
DevianTART
After closing all his youtube accounts, Dammy decided it would be best to embrace his fellow weaboos over at the cesspool known as DeviantArt. There he produces abominations which he calls "art". He also uses it to insult youtube users who don't have accounts on DA in order to avoid more flaming from them. When someone made a video on his faggotory, rather than responding on youtube or just ignoring it completely, he drew a picture of himself burning everything that was said about him.
Much like Chris Chan and all the other autistic obese faggots in their 20s, he reckons he is a really good artist, and therefore blesses this site with beautiful images such as his exposed bare chest and his persona holding a massive sword. Note how Dammy draws himself with goku-esque anime hair and writes words such as "badass" on his drawings. When his ID shows he's a morbidly obese balding weeaboo. So basically like the rest of deviantart.
Dammy VS Invader Zim
Invader Zim is a cartoon aimed at children which many people who have grown up, still like it or don't bother with it at all. Dammy on the other hand FUCKING HATES invader Zim and anyone who likes him. He has drawn pictures of himself shooting Zim in the head and believes everyone should hate it too. Even his own friends and cocksuckers. Starwarsfan4eva5, a pathetic faggot with an internet girlfriend used to suck Dammy's cock every day but then when he made his silly "ME VS ZIM" pic, he spat out Dammy's semen in disbelief. Dammy then told him to GTFO his cock since he liked Invader Zim.
Dammy & Friends
Like any other weaboo most of his friends consist of Weaboos and other virgins, who would defend him greatly. But due to Dammy being the "nice" jew he is he eventually made them hate him. Dammy would end old friendships with good friends for things as trival as to what their youtube icon was a notable example would be when user Starwarsfan4eva5 had his icon as a character from the popular animu Rucky Stah. Due to punchdrunk's unknown hatred of the show, he immediately threatened to end the friendship if he would not change his icon.
"My dad's dying but thats not important because people think Sonic 4 sucks!"
Poor old Dammy was going through a tough time. His dad had been rushed to the hospital, he'd flunked his exams, but worst of all, people didn't like Sonic 4 and the anime he ordered hadn't arrived!
Skype
Dammy's skype is "df20xlivesforever" if you add him expect him to say things like in this video
"I have friends! Other 21 year old weeaboos"
What Youtubers think of him
- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqcrkFNcAiQ
- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPLjO8LOZbc&feature=feedlik
- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-gM4FDztTc&feature=related
- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Si4QuPEttIY&feature=related
- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uG0iQ-79QSU
- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2Uft7GnMeo