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== Multiplayer ==
== Multiplayer ==


Gee I don't know, how about play fucking [[Call of Duty: World at War|World at War]] again and see how much of difference there is?
<s>Gee I don't know, how about play fucking [[Call of Duty: World at War|World at War]] again and see how much of difference there is?</s> Oh actually, there a pretty big difference; CoD WWII makes World at War look like the fucking Citizen Kane of the series. For all of World at War's shit, it stayed relatively true to it's core material, gloss over hauling a seven foot long AT rifle around but it looked and I guess if you were high, felt like World War II. CoD WWII throws all that shit right out the window in the name of appeasing butthurt SJWs and feminists. While the campaign is apparently sticking close to what World War II was, Sledgehammer said they're dumbing down the historical aesthetic to appeal to wider audience which goes right in line of previous CoDs and their weed filled, rainbow camouflage cesspools. You know, shit like that is acceptable in any of the other primarily fictional CoDs but a game based off World War II? Jesus fucking christ. Basically there's no Swastikas, black solidiers fighting for the Nazis, and female soldiers on both sides. Honestly, if you're making a game based of a real event(at least very much visually in this game's sense) from a different time period in which millions of people fought and died and those that didn't were likely traumatized for life, wouldn't staying true to your source material be the number one priority out of respect? Actually no, fuck that. Let's just appease an overly sensitive minority of modern society and just blatantly shit all over history. Let's not make [[children|people]] aware of all the horrors of World War II and leave them with the assumption that grandpa killed black female German soldiers with his gold plated Thompson. Not like most of them play the CoD campaigns anyways.
 
TL;DR- Sledgehammer caved to SJWs.
 
Anyways, historical inaccuracy rant over, WWII scraps literally everything that made CoD multiplayer what it was for the past decade, and by everything I mean create a class. Instead you pick from a bunch of divisions with fixed "perks" and literally fuck all customization. This also means there's hardly any weapons in the game considering it only limited itself to the the fucking European theater.


=== Weapons ===
=== Weapons ===
Being that this is World War II you can expect to see real weapons in this game unless liberal butthurt somehow overcame historical accuracy. Since the game isn't out yet, this what we can probably expect.
Being that this is World War II you can expect to see real weapons in this game unless liberal butthurt somehow overcame historical accuracy.  


UPDATE: It kind of did.


===== Submachine Guns =====
===== Submachine Guns =====
Literally this was the fucking SMG war.
Literally this was the fucking SMG war, if they even bother to include more than three.
*'''MP40:''' If it's anything like it's World at War version, the inclusion of other guns is pointless.
*'''MP40:''' If it's anything like it's World at War version, the inclusion of other guns is pointless.
*'''Thompson:''' High rate of fire .45 SMG for people who have mobster fantasies.  
*'''Thompson:''' High rate of fire .45 SMG for people who have mobster fantasies.  
*'''M3 Grease Gun:''' Not much to say about it other than it only looks slightly more durable than the Sten. Slighty.
*'''M3 Grease Gun:''' Stamped out of sheetmetal and will probably fall apart.  
*'''Sten:''' Britbong SMG built out of steel pipes and too much gin. Looks like it will explode on a trigger pull.
*'''PPSh-41:''' A Russian SMG that shoots un-fuckingbelievably fast and can be equipped with a huge ass drum to shower targets in lulz.
*'''Type-100:''' Gook SMG that's probably going to be the most unused gun in the entire game.
*'''MAB-38:''' Italian. It's really going to suck isn't it?




===== Shotguns =====
===== Shotguns =====
Fucking gib them.
Fucking gib them.
*'''M1897 Trench Gun:''' Likely to be the only shotgun worth using in the whole game unless they add the same shit Battlefield 1 has along with it.
*'''Winchester 1897:''' Likely to be the only shotgun worth using in the whole game.
*'''Double Barreled Shotgun:''' Literally shit tier.
*'''Toggle Action:''' Semi automatic shotgun. Literally struggling to find more words here.
*'''Automatic 5:''' Spam tastic semi auto shotgun. Probably fucking piss damage.
*'''Model 1887:''' They have no reason to include this thing other than cool factor. Okay fine, whatever.
*'''Model 12:''' Another pump action. Who gives a shit.
*'''Ithaca 37:''' Also known as the '''Stakeout'''.




===== Self Loading Rifles =====
===== Rifles =====
Because bolt actions require too much fucking skill.
Because bolt actions require too much fucking skill.
*'''M1 Garand:''' Ping. That is all.
*'''M1 Garand:''' Ping. That is all.
*'''Gewehr 43:''' German rifle that will undoubtedly be used by every single camping fuckface in the game.
*'''BAR:''' Bound to run out of ammo when you need it most with it's pitifully small magazine.
*'''SVT-40:''' See above by make it undoubtedly more Russian.
*'''STG-44''': The Kraut's death dealing assault rifle of choice. Kicks a fuckton but drops faggots dead at considerable range.
*'''M1 Carbine:''' Lightweight but does fuck all damage.
*'''PTRS-41:''' Monsterous seven foot long Russian anti-tank rifle which will undoubtedly be used as a Barrett .50 cal substitute.




===== Bolt Action Rifles =====
===== Bolt Action Rifles =====
Quickscope like it's 1945.
Quickscope like it's 1945.
*'''Springfield:''' American bolt action rifle. Whoopdee fucking doo.
*'''M1903:''' American bolt action rifle. Whoopdee fucking doo.
*'''Mosin-Nagant:''' Revered Russian rifle that nearly every gun enthusiast will cream themselves over it's inclusion.
*'''Kar98k:''' German bolt action rifle which is likely indistinguishable from the others. Can use a fucking magazine for some reason.
*'''Kar98k:''' German bolt action rifle which is likely indistinguishable from the others.
*'''Arisaka:''' Another gook gun that nobody is going to fucking use.
*'''SMLE:''' Britfag bolt action rifle. Jolly good.
*'''PTRD-41:''' See the PTRS but make it single loading and just as fucking ridiculous.




===== Machine Guns =====
===== Light Machine Guns =====
Gun down the masses.
Gun down the masses.
*'''Browning M1919:''' .30 caliber American machine gun. It's spam-tastic.
*'''Lewis:''' Why not the Browning? Literally only here because of Battlefield 1.
*'''MG42:''' German machine gun infamous for it's fucking ridiculous rate of fire. Set up a bipod and and watch the limbs go flying.
*'''MG15:''' Never will be as cool as the MG42.
*'''BAR:''' Slow ass rate of fire and a small clip but hits hard as fuck to compensate.
*'''Bren MK2:''' You can tell it's British by the way they mounted the fucking magazine.
*'''FG-42:''' German battle rifle with a stupid high rate of fire but a need to constantly fucking reload due to the small ammo capacity.
*'''DP-28:''' Russian LMG with a spinning metal pancake on top.
*'''STG-44''': The Kraut's death dealing assault rifle of choice. Kicks a fuckton but drops faggots dead at considerable range.




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*'''M1911:''' If they didn't include this gun Americunts would probably riot.
*'''M1911:''' If they didn't include this gun Americunts would probably riot.
*'''Luger P08:''' Classy as fuck German pistol.  
*'''Luger P08:''' Classy as fuck German pistol.  
*'''Walther P38:''' Basically a less cool version of the Luger. Who gives a shit.
*'''Nambu:''' Looks like a shit tier Luger clone built by the gooks. Nobody will use it.
*'''Tokerev TT-33:''' Russian pistol that will undoubtedly be the best balanced of all the sidearms in the game.
*'''C96 Mauser''': Old ass German pistol. Because the the fuck not.
*'''S&W 27''': .357 Magnum revolver that kills in two shots at the expense of having wrist snapping recoil.




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*'''Panzerschreck:''' Big ass German rocket launcher with a huge fucking shield that takes up your whole screen.
*'''Panzerschreck:''' Big ass German rocket launcher with a huge fucking shield that takes up your whole screen.
*'''M1 Bazooka:''' This thing practically speaks for itself. Blow shit up the old fashioned way.
*'''M1 Bazooka:''' This thing practically speaks for itself. Blow shit up the old fashioned way.
*'''Panzerfaust:''' Single shot disposable piece of shit rocket launcher. Who the fuck cares.




===== Other =====
===== Other =====
*'''M2 Flamethrower:''' Perfect for roasting Japs and Krauts alike in their own bunkers.
*'''M2 Flamethrower:''' Perfect for roasting Krauts in their own bunkers.




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*''[[Battlefield 1942]]'' - The same game.
*''[[Battlefield 1942]]'' - The same game.
*''[[Medal of Honor]]'' - The same game.
*''[[Medal of Honor]]'' - The same game.
*''[[Company of Heroes]]'' - The same game.


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Revision as of 04:41, 10 July 2017

Call of Duty: WWII, also known as "Another WWII Game But 10 Years Later So It's Okay I Guess" is Activision's latest attempt to satisfy the raging cesspool that is Call of Duty's fanbase. After the space opera Infinite Warfare got royally shit on by Battlefield 1 and torn to shreds by the community, Advanced Warfare dev Sledgehammer Games is digging into the dusty old chest of gaming history and resurrecting what is literally the most overdone setting for an FPS: World War II. Essentially you can expect it to be just like all those carbon copy World War II shooter of the early 2000's but in "HD n3xt gen grahphiks".

Campaign

Let's put it this way, the game isn't even out yet but we already know the story. You play as some American recruit who gets thrown on a landing craft that of course, takes you to none other than fucking Normandy Beach. Simply put you shoot some krauts, try not to step on a Bouncing Betty, follow your objectives, and eventually end up at some climactic battle where everybody fucking dies but you save the day and become an hero because that's just how shit works.

Multiplayer

Gee I don't know, how about play fucking World at War again and see how much of difference there is? Oh actually, there a pretty big difference; CoD WWII makes World at War look like the fucking Citizen Kane of the series. For all of World at War's shit, it stayed relatively true to it's core material, gloss over hauling a seven foot long AT rifle around but it looked and I guess if you were high, felt like World War II. CoD WWII throws all that shit right out the window in the name of appeasing butthurt SJWs and feminists. While the campaign is apparently sticking close to what World War II was, Sledgehammer said they're dumbing down the historical aesthetic to appeal to wider audience which goes right in line of previous CoDs and their weed filled, rainbow camouflage cesspools. You know, shit like that is acceptable in any of the other primarily fictional CoDs but a game based off World War II? Jesus fucking christ. Basically there's no Swastikas, black solidiers fighting for the Nazis, and female soldiers on both sides. Honestly, if you're making a game based of a real event(at least very much visually in this game's sense) from a different time period in which millions of people fought and died and those that didn't were likely traumatized for life, wouldn't staying true to your source material be the number one priority out of respect? Actually no, fuck that. Let's just appease an overly sensitive minority of modern society and just blatantly shit all over history. Let's not make people aware of all the horrors of World War II and leave them with the assumption that grandpa killed black female German soldiers with his gold plated Thompson. Not like most of them play the CoD campaigns anyways.

TL;DR- Sledgehammer caved to SJWs.

Anyways, historical inaccuracy rant over, WWII scraps literally everything that made CoD multiplayer what it was for the past decade, and by everything I mean create a class. Instead you pick from a bunch of divisions with fixed "perks" and literally fuck all customization. This also means there's hardly any weapons in the game considering it only limited itself to the the fucking European theater.

Weapons

Being that this is World War II you can expect to see real weapons in this game unless liberal butthurt somehow overcame historical accuracy.

UPDATE: It kind of did.

Submachine Guns

Literally this was the fucking SMG war, if they even bother to include more than three.

  • MP40: If it's anything like it's World at War version, the inclusion of other guns is pointless.
  • Thompson: High rate of fire .45 SMG for people who have mobster fantasies.
  • M3 Grease Gun: Stamped out of sheetmetal and will probably fall apart.


Shotguns

Fucking gib them.

  • Winchester 1897: Likely to be the only shotgun worth using in the whole game.
  • Toggle Action: Semi automatic shotgun. Literally struggling to find more words here.


Rifles

Because bolt actions require too much fucking skill.

  • M1 Garand: Ping. That is all.
  • BAR: Bound to run out of ammo when you need it most with it's pitifully small magazine.
  • STG-44: The Kraut's death dealing assault rifle of choice. Kicks a fuckton but drops faggots dead at considerable range.


Bolt Action Rifles

Quickscope like it's 1945.

  • M1903: American bolt action rifle. Whoopdee fucking doo.
  • Kar98k: German bolt action rifle which is likely indistinguishable from the others. Can use a fucking magazine for some reason.


Light Machine Guns

Gun down the masses.

  • Lewis: Why not the Browning? Literally only here because of Battlefield 1.
  • MG15: Never will be as cool as the MG42.


Sidearms

Because your bolt action sucks ass up close.

  • M1911: If they didn't include this gun Americunts would probably riot.
  • Luger P08: Classy as fuck German pistol.


Launchers

Allahu ackbar.

  • Panzerschreck: Big ass German rocket launcher with a huge fucking shield that takes up your whole screen.
  • M1 Bazooka: This thing practically speaks for itself. Blow shit up the old fashioned way.


Other
  • M2 Flamethrower: Perfect for roasting Krauts in their own bunkers.


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