Colleen Thomas
Colleen Thomas is a the mother of a super secret race of aliens. She also happens to be fucking insane, and you probably do not want to fuck with her AFK. Not only is she the gorgeous MILF of your dreams, but she honestly is the key to saving the Earth from the future Alien Invasion. Please, seriously listen to her before it's too late.
ALERT! Rule 34 : http://filefap.com/browse/Energy/54008_ (Exploitable!)
This article might save your life, and give you psychic powers.
We're all gonna die
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Colleen and the Failien
On November the 13th Elliot Brown posted a video on his latest youtube channel to inform everyone that Colleen Thomas had died and promptly went around all the tin foil hat forums and posted as many threads as possible with the news. Of course the mods on those forums got rather pissed and spent several days removing as many of his threads as possible and applied the banhammer to the various accounts he had created.
It obviously has not occured to Elliot that people who can uncover the most secret plans of the most secretive organisations on the planet will have no trouble tracking down his home address and phone number so that they can pay him a visit
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