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==Background== | ==Background== | ||
[[File:William atchison - plan of action.jpg|250px|thumb|right|Amazingly, this photo is not from ''[[The Onion]]''.]] | [[File:William atchison - plan of action.jpg|250px|thumb|right|Amazingly, this photo is not from ''[[The Onion]]''.]] | ||
[[File:LangNinetailsEldigato01.png|350px|thumb|right|[https://e926.net/posts/237061#comment-883008 I want to cum inside, but the couch's in the way.]]] | |||
Having been born on March 18, 1996 in Aztec, [[Some argue|it is likely]] that William grew up in a trailer with a white trash background just like every other white devil in the state. In high school, he was a loner, [[Trying too hard|wearing a trenchcoat to school everyday]] just like [[Columbine|his idols]], and inevitably got picked on for wearing a trenchcoat in the hot ass desert shithole where he lived. Too dumb to graduate from high school, he ended up working at a gas station, and frittering away his meager Jewgolds on buying FPS gaymes, Doritos, and poor quality [[drugs]]. He certainly never saved up enough to lose his virginity to one of the state's many affordable, [[Cheap|fuck-for-a-buck]], Mexican or Injun [[Whores|whores]], which no doubt increased his fears that [[Fact|he was deeply homosexual]]. Or perhaps he didn't save up for a ride because he knew his [[micropenis|pindick]] wouldn't respond, exposing him to [[Shamefur Dispray|further humiliation]]. | Having been born on March 18, 1996 in Aztec, [[Some argue|it is likely]] that William grew up in a trailer with a white trash background just like every other white devil in the state. In high school, he was a loner, [[Trying too hard|wearing a trenchcoat to school everyday]] just like [[Columbine|his idols]], and inevitably got picked on for wearing a trenchcoat in the hot ass desert shithole where he lived. Too dumb to graduate from high school, he ended up working at a gas station, and frittering away his meager Jewgolds on buying FPS gaymes, Doritos, and poor quality [[drugs]]. He certainly never saved up enough to lose his virginity to one of the state's many affordable, [[Cheap|fuck-for-a-buck]], Mexican or Injun [[Whores|whores]], which no doubt increased his fears that [[Fact|he was deeply homosexual]]. Or perhaps he didn't save up for a ride because he knew his [[micropenis|pindick]] wouldn't respond, exposing him to [[Shamefur Dispray|further humiliation]]. | ||
On the other hand, or Willy's other girlfriend as it came to be, he did display some initiative by managing to scrape together enough from his pocket-money wages to buy a Glock from a licensed dealer some time in 2017 (not that it makes much of a difference seeing guns are as accessible in New Mexico as alcohol and STDs). A new 9mm Glock costs at least $400 and probably more like $550. That's half a grand that Atchison could have used to improve his life. Some [[CS III|IT studies]] to bolster his résumé? A second-hand [[Exploding Van|car,]] to widen his job prospects? A [[Crackwhore|reasonable whore]] and half-a-dozen points of [[Cocaine|chang]], with change left over for Taco Bell and a wasted weekend on the beer? | On the other hand, or Willy's other girlfriend as it came to be, he did display some initiative by managing to scrape together enough from his pocket-money wages to buy a Glock from a licensed dealer some time in 2017 (not that it makes much of a difference seeing guns are as accessible in New Mexico as alcohol and STDs). A new 9mm Glock costs at least $400 and probably more like $550. That's half a grand that Atchison could have used to improve his life. Some [[CS III|IT studies]] to bolster his résumé? A second-hand [[Exploding Van|car,]] to widen his job prospects? A [[Crackwhore|reasonable whore]] and half-a-dozen points of [[Cocaine|chang]], with change left over for Taco Bell and a wasted weekend on the beer? | ||
Eventually, he gave up completely on trying to have a meaningful life or find a girlfriend/hooker, and instead settled for becoming a sexless [[atheist|fedora-tipping]] [ | Eventually, he gave up completely on trying to have a meaningful life or find a girlfriend/hooker, and instead settled for becoming a sexless [[atheist|fedora-tipping]] [[brony]]/[[furfag]] who shitposted on [[pol|/pol/]], eventually becoming a [[useless|sysop on ED]]. | ||
==Almost [[V&]]== | ==Almost [[V&]]== | ||
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[[Attention whore|William]] left a lot of evidence for people to find after he killed himself, including his numerous online profiles. The following are publicly-known as of June 2019: | [[Attention whore|William]] left a lot of evidence for people to find after he killed himself, including his numerous online profiles. The following are publicly-known as of June 2019: | ||
* <s>{{ | * <s>{{yt|u|barajara|Vance Stone}}</s> - Main YouTube channel. '''Now terminated.''' {{archive|Ai5tP}} | ||
** <s>{{ | ** <s>{{yt|ch|UCVR-ZWbp8czJAYooSCKI9pg|Lance Stone}}</s> - Alternate YouTube channel. '''Terminated too.''' {{wayback|https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCVR-ZWbp8czJAYooSCKI9pg}} | ||
** <s>{{ | ** <s>{{yt|ch|UCVEBfk6XUwfwjKqIObMA1Zg|Baldo McFaggot}}</s> - Alternative YouTube channel, #2. '''Also terminated.''' {{wayback|https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCVEBfk6XUwfwjKqIObMA1Zg}} | ||
** {{ | ** {{yt|u|eldigato|Augustus Freeman}} - Alternate YouTube channel, #3. | ||
** {{ | ** {{yt|ch|UC9apPbglWyizlMmNxaGirmg|MrApophis}} - Alternate YouTube channel, #4. {{archive|ifP7h}} | ||
** <s>{{ | ** <s>{{yt|ch|UCqgxI3fPtIi743NUaFDRGiQ|Cho Seung Hui 4.0}}</s> - Alternate YouTube channel, #5. '''You guessed it, terminated.''' {{wayback|https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCqgxI3fPtIi743NUaFDRGiQ}} | ||
** {{ | ** {{yt|ch|UCf1agPrxkOMlfzLvD7frdIQ|Drake Goodwin}} - Alternate YouTube channel, #6. | ||
** {{ | ** {{yt|ch|UC3bNz1KWMpfhO22eLE3OJCA|Blockdude}} - Alternate YouTube channel, #7 with only 2 videos. | ||
** <s>{{ | ** <s>{{yt|ch|UCmVTfyjyzzI87DzIPgw4mlw|Bob 2.0}}</s> - YouTube channel with his videos uploaded a day before the shooting. Named after [[Bob8466]]. '''Also terminated due to [[SJW|"hate speech"]].''' {{wayback|https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmVTfyjyzzI87DzIPgw4mlw}} | ||
** {{ | ** {{yt|u|TheOrangeBlock|TheOrangeBlock}} - Oldest YouTube channel known, created in November of 2008. Primarily focused on Blockland. | ||
** <s>{{ | ** <s>{{yt|u|MrApophis|Seth the Skid}}</s> - YouTube channel from 2009, terminated around 2013 by [[butthurt]] [[bronies]]. {{wayback|https://www.youtube.com/user/MrApophis|20120529025033}} | ||
** {{ | ** {{yt|c|UCO7yisr4YeG-tr-RMFmDH8g|Tidus}} - Yet another alternate YouTube channel. {{archive|ifP7h}} | ||
** {{yt|c|UCbmPVofA1l1zvmJoKEfLEfw|Jimmy Edwards}} - A possible channel of his. It has the video of him scouting out the school. | |||
* {{Steamid|1100203|<s>WA3</s>}} - Main Steam account. '''Now removed (most likely by [[Valve]]).''' (Archived: {{archive|SYmzf|1}} {{wayback|https://steamcommunity.com/id/or1g1nal1ty|title=2}}) ([https://steamrep.com/profiles/76561198041347152 SteamRep]) | * {{Steamid|1100203|<s>WA3</s>}} - Main Steam account. '''Now removed (most likely by [[Valve]]).''' (Archived: {{archive|SYmzf|1}} {{wayback|https://steamcommunity.com/id/or1g1nal1ty|title=2}}) ([https://steamrep.com/profiles/76561198041347152 SteamRep]) | ||
** {{Steamid|blades11|GNAA Initiate}} - Alternative Steam account. Profile URL uses one of [[Jeff Weise]]'s online aliases. ([https://steamrep.com/profiles/76561198152826105 SteamRep]) | ** {{Steamid|blades11|GNAA Initiate}} - Alternative Steam account. Profile URL uses one of [[Jeff Weise]]'s online aliases. ([https://steamrep.com/profiles/76561198152826105 SteamRep]) | ||
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* {{Xbox|El Digato}} - Xbox Live gamertag. | * {{Xbox|El Digato}} - Xbox Live gamertag. | ||
* {{Skype|mr.apophis}} - Skype account. (N.b., naming himself after [[Apophis|an asteroid predicted to wipe out humankind]]) | * {{Skype|mr.apophis}} - Skype account. (N.b., naming himself after [[Apophis|an asteroid predicted to wipe out humankind]]) | ||
* {{Discord|user| | * {{Discord|user|phenomenal_monkey_43221}} - Discord account. '''Formerly: W A#5977, [[Discord]] forcing retarded name system''' | ||
* <s>{{wikialink|eldigato||Eldigato Wikia}}</s> {{wayback|eldigato.wikia.com/wiki/Eldigato_Wiki|20171212215512}} - Wikia that was set up for himself. Has [[Eminem]] lyrics. | * <s>{{wikialink|eldigato||Eldigato Wikia}}</s> {{wayback|eldigato.wikia.com/wiki/Eldigato_Wiki|20171212215512}} - Wikia that was set up for himself. Has [[Eminem]] lyrics. | ||
* {{blog|phantommastah}} - Blogger that was set up in 2008. Complaining about his family, has posts from [[2008]], [[2013]], and [[2014]]. | * {{blog|phantommastah}} - Blogger that was set up in 2008. Complaining about his family, has posts from [[2008]], [[2013]], and [[2014]]. | ||
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* [https://s1356.photobucket.com/user/eldigato/profile photobucket] | * [https://s1356.photobucket.com/user/eldigato/profile photobucket] | ||
* [https://www.gaiaonline.com/profiles/billisbill/5236977/ GAIA] | * [https://www.gaiaonline.com/profiles/billisbill/5236977/ GAIA] | ||
* [https://rtb.fandom.com/wiki/Sephiroth Self-written [[Wikia]] article] | * <s>[https://rtb.fandom.com/wiki/Sephiroth Self-written [[Wikia]] article]</s> - '''Deleted, took FANDOM 7 years to do that. Archive:''' {{wayback|https://rtb.fandom.com/wiki/Sephiroth|title=(Wayback Machine)}} | ||
* [https://community.fandom.com/wiki/User:Ganonseph FANDOM account] - '''Disabled by FANDOM staff at the same time the wiki linked above was baleeted.''' | |||
* [https://community.fandom.com/wiki/User:GanonSephiroth Secondary FANDOM account] - '''Same fate as above.''' | |||
* [https://columbinemassacre.forumotion.com/u791 ChoSeungHui] - account on Columbine-forum. | * [https://columbinemassacre.forumotion.com/u791 ChoSeungHui] - account on Columbine-forum. | ||
* [https://columbinemassacre.forumotion.com/u2444 FIBAgent] - account on Columbine-forum. | * [https://columbinemassacre.forumotion.com/u2444 FIBAgent] - account on Columbine-forum. | ||
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|<youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QsQDldrtFfc&t</youtube> | |<youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QsQDldrtFfc&t</youtube> | ||
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File:furry will.png|This faggot was infact a [[furry]] | File:furry will.png|This faggot was infact a [[furry]] | ||
File:brony will.png|and a [[brony]] too | File:brony will.png|and a [[brony]] too | ||
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File:Lessoninliberty4.jpg | File:Lessoninliberty4.jpg | ||
Image:William_Atchison_-_Reactions_-_Kiwi_Farms.png|Kiwi Farms | Image:William_Atchison_-_Reactions_-_Kiwi_Farms.png|Kiwi Farms | ||
File:ThrillKillWillie.jpg|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/2018|Encyclopedia Dramatica PotN: January 23, 2018]] | |||
File:Atchisonism.png|[https://web.archive.org/web/20220915012600/https://polcompballanarchy.miraheze.org/wiki/Atchisonism His very own ideology, Atchisonism, as a polcompball] | |||
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==We'd thought it'd never happen... he's got a fangirl== | |||
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===Who is she? The internet detectives of Encyclopedia Dramatica are on the case!=== | |||
* {{yt|ch|UCbOAUfQYGD0DVb4ym0INmJw|leangirl96}} - Commented on the "Future of the Vance Stone Channel" video. Possible fangirl? Also, notice the AlGore profile picture. {{wayback|https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbOAUfQYGD0DVb4ym0INmJw}} | |||
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20211019023220/https://www.last.fm/user/lnchnail last.fm '''lnchnail'''] - Linked from the YT account. Look at the name on the page, "eldigato." | |||
* {{myspace| }} [https://myspace.windows93.net/?id=85173 '''cybermarlain'''] - The same last.fm account is linked on this page. Here she is! {{wayback|https://myspace.windows93.net/?id=85173}} | |||
* [https://myanimelist.net/profile/cybermarlain myanimelist '''cybermarlain'''] - Same username. One of her favorite characters listed is Rem, like the figurines we see in the video. {{wayback|https://myanimelist.net/profile/cybermarlain}} | |||
* [https://myfigurecollection.net/profile/cybermarlain myfigurecollection '''cybermarlain'''] And for the most damning of evidence, those are the exact same figurines as seen in the video. You can't hide from the stalkers at Encyclopedia Dramatica! Case closed. {{wayback|https://myfigurecollection.net/profile/cybermarlain}} | |||
===Bill's opinion of such fangirls=== | |||
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|As for the Serial Killers and Mass Murderer aspect, an excellent example are the bizzare group of freaks known as "[[Columbiners]]" who worship the fags who did that attack. They're mostly mentally ill teenage girls on [[tumblr|dumblr]] so It should come as no surprise how degenerate they are. But even freaks like the [[Adam Lanza|sandy hook kid]] have hundreds of fangirls.|Willy pretending like [[asking for it|he doesn't want it]] | |||
|Most these fangrils are [[tumblr|tumbler]] users, so nuff said. Theres actually dozens if not a few hundred of fangirls for even ugly ass freaks like the [[Adam Lanza|sandy hook shooter]], that faggot piece of shit who murdered 20 kids and 7 hoes (or was a [[Alex Jones|lizard reptile cia crisis actor if you're really exceptional]]). Seriously even that construct of genetic failure had (sometimes actually hot chicks) lusting after him.|Seething with jealousy | |||
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==Score== | ==Score== | ||
{{GradedScore|2|Did worse than [[Randy Stair]]|5|Shot at a wall for two minutes|7|Disguised himself as a student to get inside| | {{GradedScore|2|Did worse than [[Randy Stair]]|5|Shot at a wall for two minutes|7|Disguised himself as a student to get inside|1|School shootings are so common now that nobody noticed|0|Couldn't even make it on the [[High Score]] leaderboard|15|F-|Sofa cuck}} | ||
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{{Wanted|1}} | {{Wanted|1}} | ||
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[[File:Img 6482.jpg|thumb|520px|Confirmed: [[Satanist]] and [[Freemason]]]] | [[File:Img 6482.jpg|thumb|520px|Confirmed: [[Satanist]] and [[Freemason]]]] | ||
*[[Basement dweller]] - But you guessed that already. | *[[Basement dweller]] - But you guessed that already. | ||
*[[Bob8466]] - His butt buddy. | |||
*[[Central Michigan University Shooting]] - An attempted mass school shooting that was as lame as Al's. | *[[Central Michigan University Shooting]] - An attempted mass school shooting that was as lame as Al's. | ||
*[[Columbine]] - In your dreams, [[Fag|Al]]. | *[[Columbine]] - In your dreams, [[Fag|Al]]. | ||
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*[[Mizhi County No. 3 Middle School Attack]] | *[[Mizhi County No. 3 Middle School Attack]] | ||
*[[Sol Pais|Pais, Sol]] - Someone with fewer kills than the couch cuck. | *[[Sol Pais|Pais, Sol]] - Someone with fewer kills than the couch cuck. | ||
*[[Elliot Rodger|Rodger, Elliot]] | |||
*[[Sandy Hook]] - Hahaha, no. | *[[Sandy Hook]] - Hahaha, no. | ||
*[[Not gay|Sex]] - What could have prevented all this. | *[[Not gay|Sex]] - What could have prevented all this. | ||
*[[Munich Massacre|Sonboly, Ali David]] - His friend who he used to troll with, also went amok. | *[[Munich Massacre|Sonboly, Ali David]] - His friend who he used to troll with, also went amok. | ||
*[[Randy Robert Stair|Stair, Randy Robert]] - Unlike William he managed to become famous in his death, and managed to get more kills. | *[[Randy Robert Stair|Stair, Randy Robert]] - Unlike William he managed to become famous in his death, and managed to get more kills. | ||
*[[William Unek|Unek, William]] - The superior William. | |||
*[[User:AlGore]] - Future criminologists, start here. | *[[User:AlGore]] - Future criminologists, start here. | ||
*[[Virgin|Virgins (72)]] - Now upgraded to 73, including Al. | *[[Virgin|Virgins (72)]] - Now upgraded to 73, including Al. | ||
*[[YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG]] - What William serves as an example of. | |||
==External links== | ==External links== | ||
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* [https://files.catbox.moe/0ccho5.pdf Photo Dump] [https://anonfiles.com/JbCfR906o0/Photos_pdf Alt Link] | * [https://files.catbox.moe/0ccho5.pdf Photo Dump] [https://anonfiles.com/JbCfR906o0/Photos_pdf Alt Link] | ||
* [https://vault.fbi.gov/william-atchison/william-atchison-part-01-of-01/view FBI report] | * [https://vault.fbi.gov/william-atchison/william-atchison-part-01-of-01/view FBI report] | ||
* [https://archive.org/details/ZOMGMySuperCoolHousePleaseRate5Stars Vance Stone videos archive No. 1] | |||
* [https://archive.org/details/FutureOfTheVanceStoneChannel Vance Stone videos archive No. 2] | |||
* You can now play as Bill in Gmod here[https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3077933663] and here[https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2994126467]. Have fun! | |||
* [https://www.gofundme.com/victim-of-ahs-shootingpaco-f GoFundMe for slain student Francisco “Paco” Fernandez] (Archived: {{archive|k34ny|1}} {{wayback|https://www.gofundme.com/victim-of-ahs-shootingpaco-f|title=2}}) | * [https://www.gofundme.com/victim-of-ahs-shootingpaco-f GoFundMe for slain student Francisco “Paco” Fernandez] (Archived: {{archive|k34ny|1}} {{wayback|https://www.gofundme.com/victim-of-ahs-shootingpaco-f|title=2}}) | ||
* [https://www.youcaring.com/jamielattin-1037349 YouCaring fundraiser for slain student Casey Jordan-Marquez] (Archived: {{archive|AkVMx|1}} {{wayback|https://www.youcaring.com/jamielattin-1037349|title=2}}) | * [https://www.youcaring.com/jamielattin-1037349 YouCaring fundraiser for slain student Casey Jordan-Marquez] (Archived: {{archive|AkVMx|1}} {{wayback|https://www.youcaring.com/jamielattin-1037349|title=2}}) | ||
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{{High Scores}} | {{High Scores}} | ||
{{dyingalone}} | {{dyingalone}} | ||
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{{FallenGov}} | {{FallenGov}} | ||
{{Columbine}} | {{Columbine}} | ||
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