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[[Image:Basementdweller.jpg|thumb|left|200px|Basement dweller (identity concealed to prevent [[ugly]]).]] | [[Image:Basementdweller.jpg|thumb|left|200px|Basement dweller (identity concealed to prevent [[ugly]]).]] | ||
[[Image:Mew2King.jpg|thumb|A basement-dweller's reaction to the outside world.]] | [[Image:Mew2King.jpg|thumb|A basement-dweller's reaction to the outside world.]] | ||
[[Image: | [[Image:Mcfattybasementdweller.jpg|thumb|200px|A basement dweller in action.]] | ||
[[Image:Robbie.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Another basement dweller]] | [[Image:Robbie.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Another basement dweller]] | ||
A commonly-used phrase that describes the socially inept: [[Love Shy|love shys]], [[loser|losers]], [[Fanboys]], [[cosplay | cosplayers]], [[nerd]]s, [[slashfic]] authors, [[gamers]], [[weeaboos]], [[libertarianism|libertarians]], [[anarchists]], [[furfags]], [[bronies|bronies]], [[btard|/b/tards]], [[Star Trek|trekkies,]] [[World of Warcraft | WoW players]], [[EDiot|Ediots]], [[Wikipedia]] editors, [[TV Tropes|Tropers]], [[Something Awful|Goons]], [[You|you]], and most of all [[trolls]]. In other words, people who know that the light of day will expose them for [[You|the freaks they are]]; Thus,[[you|they]] go on ED or [[you|they]] dwell in their [[parents]]' basement, [[fap]]ping while being ever so [[Politically incorrect|POLITICALLY INCORRECT :coolface:]] on the internet and live off [[pocky]] and [[KFC]]. | [[Image:Neckbeard porn.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Shocking developments]] | ||
[[File:Riggy face.jpg|200px|thumb|right|Broadcasting live from mommy's basement.]] | |||
A commonly-used phrase that describes the socially inept: [[Atheism|Atheists]], [[Love Shy|love shys]], [[loser|losers]], [[Fanboys]], [[cosplay | cosplayers]], [[nerd]]s, [[slashfic]] authors, [[gamers]], [[weeaboos]], [[libertarianism|libertarians]], [[anarchists]], [[Social Justice|SJWs]], [[tumblr|tumblr users]], [[furfags]], [[bronies|bronies]], [[btard|/b/tards]], [[Star Trek|trekkies,]] [[World of Warcraft | WoW players]], [[League of Legends]] players, [[Homestuck]] readers, [[EDiot|Ediots]], [[Wikipedia]] editors, [[TV Tropes|Tropers]], [[Something Awful|Goons]], [[You|you]], and most of all [[trolls]]. In other words, people who know that the light of day will expose them for [[You|the freaks they are]]; Thus,[[you|they]] go on ED or [[you|they]] dwell in their [[parents]]' basement, [[fap]]ping while being ever so [[Politically incorrect|POLITICALLY INCORRECT :coolface:]] on the internet and live off [[pocky]] and [[KFC]]. | |||
==Habitats== | ==Habitats== | ||
Note, however, that while most basement-dwellers do indeed live in a [[basement]], this is not always the case. A basement-dweller needs only to live under the care of their parents long after he or she has the faculties necessary to become a [[W|contributing member of society]]. This includes being a twenty year old unemployed [[college]] dropout whose mother pays your rent (however, some basement dwellers will go to college and get a degree, only to return to their parents' house and fap like there is no tomorrow [see "A Confederacy of Dunces"]). Some "basement dwellers" still live in their parent's normal house as they did when they grew up, particularly if the house doesn't have a basement as is often the case in [[Europe]] and Texas because texans don't believe in basements -- they are unholy. Others still live in their [[Chris-chan|parent's bedroom]]. | Note, however, that while most basement-dwellers do indeed live in a [[basement]], this is not always the case. A basement-dweller needs only to live under the care of their parents long after he or she has the faculties necessary to become a [[W|contributing member of society]]. This includes being a [[McDonalds|twenty-year-old unemployed]] [[college]] dropout whose mother pays your rent (however, some basement dwellers will go to college and get a degree, only to return to their parents' house and fap like there is no tomorrow [see "A Confederacy of Dunces"]). Some "basement dwellers" still live in their parent's normal house as they did when they grew up, particularly if the house doesn't have a basement as is often the case in [[Europe]] and Texas because texans don't believe in basements -- they are unholy. Others still live in their [[Chris-chan|parent's bedroom]]. | ||
Excluded from the title basement-dweller are people who live with their parents for legitimate reasons. One must remember there is a difference between [[Incest|"living <b>with</B> mommy"]], and [[Jew|"living <b>off</B> mommy"]]. Some examples of this include: | Excluded from the title basement-dweller are people who live with their parents for legitimate reasons. One must remember there is a difference between [[Incest|"living <b>with</B> mommy"]], and [[Jew|"living <b>off</B> mommy"]]. Some examples of this include: | ||
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* Living at home to assist in the [[Lemonparty|care of one's own elderly parents]]. | * Living at home to assist in the [[Lemonparty|care of one's own elderly parents]]. | ||
* [[Furry|A very small minority of people who have or had a very serious and prolonged illness]] | * [[Furry|A very small minority of people who have or had a very serious and prolonged illness]] | ||
* Being a member of an Italian or Chinese family. | |||
Typical basement-dwellers are needlessly burdensome on their parents and/or government. Most of their time is taken up [[masturbating]] to [[furry art|furry porn]] and [[online sex games]], going to [[con|nerdish conventions]], eating cheese doodles, and playing [[D&D]]. In addition, as [[completist]]s, they spend an inordinate amount of time on the [[Internets]], using [[IRC]], [[LiveJournal]], partaking in [[Bandwidth_envy]], and arguing vehemently over their particular branch of [[fandom]]. And yes, you will still be a basement-dweller, even after you've finished building your new [[shit nobody cares about|"v0.1 2X Overdrive dual-ballast dual-T8-tube 128W 6,500k daylight fluorescent light]]." If you are an [[engineer]] or geologist, [[Vietnam|dig secret tunnel networks]] (or just [[series of tubes|a pressurized capsule network to transport M:tG cards]]) while making secret entrances to find D&D bong sessions and [[plastic crap]]. | Typical basement-dwellers are needlessly burdensome on their parents and/or government. Most of their time is taken up [[masturbating]] to [[furry art|furry porn]] and [[online sex games]], going to [[con|nerdish conventions]], eating cheese doodles, and playing [[D&D]]. In addition, as [[completist]]s, they spend an inordinate amount of time on the [[Internets]], using [[IRC]], [[LiveJournal]], partaking in [[Bandwidth_envy]], and arguing vehemently over their particular branch of [[fandom]]. And yes, you will still be a basement-dweller, even after you've finished building your new [[shit nobody cares about|"v0.1 2X Overdrive dual-ballast dual-T8-tube 128W 6,500k daylight fluorescent light]]." If you are an [[engineer]] or geologist, [[Vietnam|dig secret tunnel networks]] (or just [[series of tubes|a pressurized capsule network to transport M:tG cards]]) while making secret entrances to find D&D bong sessions and [[plastic crap]]. | ||
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Don't be fooled by the presence of a microwave, as the suspect's mother's kitchen can be used to throw people off the scent, but concentrate on the distinctive pallor of the individual's complexion which reveals their subterranean habitat. | Don't be fooled by the presence of a microwave, as the suspect's mother's kitchen can be used to throw people off the scent, but concentrate on the distinctive pallor of the individual's complexion which reveals their subterranean habitat. | ||
A prime example of [[faggot|basement-dweller]]s and/or [[weeaboo]] [[cock|dick]]s | ===A prime example of [[faggot|basement-dweller]]s and/or [[weeaboo]] [[cock|dick]]s:=== | ||
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==Basement-Dwellers & [[Trolls]]== | ==Basement-Dwellers & [[Trolls]]== | ||
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No - not [[trolls|internet wankers]] like [[4Chan]], but the mythical creatures from Scandinavia. Symptoms include: | No - not [[trolls|internet wankers]] like [[4Chan]], but the mythical creatures from Scandinavia. Symptoms include: | ||
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*Suffering from greasy skin and warts caused by a lack of washing and living off junk food brought down by their moms every 30 minutes, because they are literally unable to move from the front of their computers. | *Suffering from greasy skin and warts caused by a lack of washing and living off junk food brought down by their moms every 30 minutes, because they are literally unable to move from the front of their computers. | ||
*Poor eyesight caused by the endless glare of the computer screens or because they are [[asians]]. | *Poor eyesight caused by the endless glare of the computer screens or because they are [[asians]]. | ||
*Rotting teeth caused by grinding them <i>[[fap|while thinking about sex]]</i>. | *Rotting teeth caused by grinding them <i>[[fap|while thinking about sex]]</i>, or caused by their soda, sugar and refrigerated food diet. | ||
*[http://www.triplestarnews.com/images/the_memo/bonedog/tech_soul/bad_technology.html Poor social life] brought on by virtually no IRL interaction (mom bringing you down cookies - and some more boxes of [[fap|tissues]] - doesn't count). | *[http://www.triplestarnews.com/images/the_memo/bonedog/tech_soul/bad_technology.html Poor social life] brought on by virtually no IRL interaction (mom bringing you down cookies - and some more boxes of [[fap|tissues]] - doesn't count). | ||
*A serious weight problem - they are either [[fat|grossly bloated]] or [[pro-ana|hideously | *A serious weight problem - they are either [[fat|grossly bloated]] or [[pro-ana|hideously skinny]]. The ones with [[neckbeard|neckbeards]] are funnier, particularly when coupled with moobs. | ||
skinny]]. The ones with [[neckbeard|neckbeards]] are funnier, particularly when coupled with moobs. | *A rotten, diseased workspace swarmed with a massive collection of day-old used dishes, empty soda cans, and [[plastic crap]], accumulated as a result of pure fucking laziness. | ||
Of course the majority of basement-dwellers are actually [[trolls]], and vice-versa. | Of course the majority of basement-dwellers are actually [[trolls]], and vice-versa. | ||
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It is well known that #1 music for basement dwellers is by far [[Dimmu Borgir| | It is well known that #1 music for basement dwellers is by far [[Dimmu Borgir|black metal]], however they also listen to [[rock]], [[pop]], [[techno]], [[raver|rave]], [[rap]], [[boring|video game music]] and sometimes [[emo]]. | ||
*[[rock|Celldweller]] | *[[rock|Celldweller]] | ||
*[[System of a Down]] | |||
*[[Fall Out Boy]] | *[[Fall Out Boy]] | ||
*[[Eminem]] | *[[Eminem]] | ||
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==Gallery== | ==Gallery== | ||
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{{cg|Gallery|basement|center|<gallery> | {{cg|Gallery|basement|center|<gallery perrow=4> | ||
Image:Phelps-Basement-Room.jpg|Alternate basement setup | Image:Phelps-Basement-Room.jpg|Alternate basement setup | ||
Image:Gamer.png|[[Typical]] [[gay|basement-dweller]] looking at [[porn]]. | Image:Gamer.png|[[Typical]] [[gay|basement-dweller]] looking at [[porn]]. | ||
Image:Invasionscreambasement.jpg|A Dweller's worst fear: being discovered outside by the pod people! | Image:Invasionscreambasement.jpg|A Dweller's worst fear: being discovered outside by the pod people! | ||
Image: | Image:Basement de luxe 1.jpg | ||
</gallery>|<gallery> | </gallery>|<gallery perrow=4> | ||
Image:Basement_dweller_OHGOD.jpg|Basement dweller AND a [[pedophile]]! | Image:Basement_dweller_OHGOD.jpg|Basement dweller AND a [[pedophile]]! | ||
Image:Basement_dweller_trollcat.jpg|Some [[Caveatipse|basement dwellers]] are in their late thirties. | Image:Basement_dweller_trollcat.jpg|Some [[Caveatipse|basement dwellers]] are in their late thirties. | ||
Image:Basement de luxe 2.jpg | |||
Image:Move out graduate.jpg|Congratulations graduate! Now [[GTFO]]! | Image:Move out graduate.jpg|Congratulations graduate! Now [[GTFO]]! | ||
image:weeaboobase.jpg|A weeaboo [[loli|pedophile]] in his pathetic basement. | image:weeaboobase.jpg|A weeaboo [[loli|pedophile]] in his pathetic basement. | ||
Image:Wall a la Taco Bell by FroogleDoop.jpg|Basement dwellers eat at [[Taco Bell]]. | Image:Wall a la Taco Bell by FroogleDoop.jpg|Basement dwellers eat at [[Taco Bell]]. | ||
Image:WOLFALICIOUSBITCH.jpg|Wignedwolf, basement dwelling furry magickian. | |||
Image:Tatas.jpg|[[IRL|Out]] of his habitat. | Image:Tatas.jpg|[[IRL|Out]] of his habitat. | ||
Image:Fatasgr.jpg|The side effects of not going out. | Image:Fatasgr.jpg|The side effects of not going out. | ||
Image:NGADDICT3.jpg|Typical Russian zadrot. | Image:NGADDICT3.jpg|Typical Russian zadrot. | ||
Image:Basement de luxe 3.jpg | |||
Image:Timecards.jpg|Sustenance of a basement dweller: ''[[EverQuest]]'' time cards. | Image:Timecards.jpg|Sustenance of a basement dweller: ''[[EverQuest]]'' time cards. | ||
File:Cuntdestroyers.png|Two fine specimens. | |||
Image:Azn mans pasttime.jpg|How [[azn]] basement dwellers spend their time. | Image:Azn mans pasttime.jpg|How [[azn]] basement dwellers spend their time. | ||
Image:We Need To Talk.jpg|Should you inadvertently discover such a setup in a friend's house, get them [[Psychologist|professional help]] immediately. | Image:We Need To Talk.jpg|Should you inadvertently discover such a setup in a friend's house, get them [[Psychologist|professional help]] immediately. | ||
Image:Basement de luxe 4.jpg | |||
File:NEET Leech.png | |||
Image:1242088178691.jpg|This is what happens when they leave their basement. | Image:1242088178691.jpg|This is what happens when they leave their basement. | ||
Image:Typical Singaporean.jpg|Basement dweller on [[Facebook|Failbook]] | Image:Typical Singaporean.jpg|Basement dweller on [[Facebook|Failbook]] | ||
Image:Lifestyles-of-the-rich-and-famous.jpg|Note the dumpster furniture. | Image:Lifestyles-of-the-rich-and-famous.jpg|Note the dumpster furniture. | ||
Image:Typical-Basement-Dweller.jpg.jpg|Your typical basement dweller, note the blank soulless look in its eyes. | Image:Typical-Basement-Dweller.jpg.jpg|Your typical basement dweller, note the blank soulless look in its eyes. | ||
File:Afinespecimen.png | |||
File:Basement de luxe 5.jpg | |||
File:Neckbeard Dick.jpg | |||
File:Neckbeard Vs SWAT.jpg | |||
</gallery>|0}} | </gallery>|0}} | ||
==See Also== | ==See Also== | ||
* [[Alligator]] | |||
* [[Anthony 'A-Log' LoGatto]] | * [[Anthony 'A-Log' LoGatto]] | ||
* [[furfag|Chickenhed61]] | * [[furfag|Chickenhed61]] | ||
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* [[Demcad]] | * [[Demcad]] | ||
*[[User:Equivamp|Equivamp]] | *[[User:Equivamp|Equivamp]] | ||
* [[fakesagan]] TheAmazingAtheist's other favorite fuckbuddy | *[[Erik "Tazman" Mokracek]] | ||
* [[fakesagan]] - TheAmazingAtheist's other favorite fuckbuddy | |||
* [[Fandom]] | * [[Fandom]] | ||
* [[Faust & Kikyo Maaka]] | * [[Faust & Kikyo Maaka]] | ||
* [[GalladeXD]] | |||
* [[ginger]] | * [[ginger]] | ||
* [[Glasses Teenager]] | * [[Glasses Teenager]] | ||
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* [[Gsnfag]] | * [[Gsnfag]] | ||
* [[Halo]] | * [[Halo]] | ||
* [[HelenBaby]] An Epic Failure even at basement dwelling | * [[HelenBaby]] - An Epic Failure even at basement dwelling | ||
* [[Internet points]] | |||
* [[retard|INfinity]] | * [[retard|INfinity]] | ||
* [[Jamie Baillie]] | * [[Jamie Baillie]] | ||
* [[Jared Aycock]] | |||
* [[John Skelton]] | * [[John Skelton]] | ||
* [[Josef Fritzl]] | * [[Josef Fritzl]] | ||
* [[Joshua Goldberg]] | |||
* [[Kimmo Alm]] | * [[Kimmo Alm]] | ||
* [[King Of The Nerds]] | |||
* [[LAN Party]] | * [[LAN Party]] | ||
* [[Love Shy]] | * [[Love Shy]] | ||
* [[MapleStory]] | * [[MapleStory]] | ||
* [[Matthew Nicholson]] | |||
* [[Marjan Siklic]] | |||
* [[Meta527II]] | |||
* [[My Little Pony]] | * [[My Little Pony]] | ||
* [[TheMysteriousMrEnter]] | |||
* [[03bgood]] | |||
* [[Pantaloons]] | * [[Pantaloons]] | ||
* [[Raukue]] | * [[Raukue]] | ||
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* [[furfag|TuffNuts]] | * [[furfag|TuffNuts]] | ||
* [[Fallout 3|Vault Dweller]] | * [[Fallout 3|Vault Dweller]] | ||
* [[VenomFangX]] The AmazingAtheist's favorite fuckbuddy | * [[VenomFangX]] - The AmazingAtheist's favorite fuckbuddy | ||
* [[Yoshi-lord]] | * [[Yoshi-lord]] | ||
* [[You]] | * [[You]] | ||
* [[World of Warcraft]] | * [[World of Warcraft]] | ||
* [[UltimateUKFFFan]] | * [[UltimateUKFFFan]] | ||
* [[XOMizzEggManOx]] | |||
* [[Zane1193]] | |||
==External links== | ==External links== | ||
* [http://tryvindale.com/VsrT2sIW Need some money to renovate your basement? Click here!] | * [http://tryvindale.com/VsrT2sIW Need some money to renovate your basement? Click here!] | ||
* [http://shutinnetwork.com/ The Shut-In Network, where basement dwellers dwell] | |||
{{life}} | {{life}} | ||
[[Category:Epithets]] | [[Category:Epithets]] | ||
[[Category:Subcultures]] | [[Category:Subcultures]] | ||
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