Coincidence Detector

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Warning!

With Jews, you lose!
Original quote: "But call him a Jew[...]".
Coincidence detected.

Coincidence Detector is a browser plugin for Google Chrome (and a greasemonkey script for other browsers that do not matter) which helps to identify influence and collusion in journalism and the media by marking Jewish names and the titles of Jewish run organizations with an "Echo", or 3 sets of parenthesis, like so: (((Zuckerberg))). Names and organizations are pulled from a human curated list which is updated regularly.

As soon as the (((media))) caught wind of Coincidence Detector they promptly wrote a barrage of stories denouncing it as a tool of antisemitism, hatred and harassment, even going so far as to compare it to putting Jews in concentration camps. It was shortly thereafter removed from the Google Chrome store after 5 months, thousands of downloads and a 5 star rating, one day after being discovered by the Jewish media. This is of couse complete bullshit, as we have learned numorous times from social justice warriors and Black Lives Matter protesters that racism equals power plus privilege and those without that power and privilege cannot be racist. Coincidence Detector clearly shows (((who))) has all the power and privilege, and so it cannot be defined as antisemitic or racist.

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Install Instructions

How the extension was discovered
  1. Download Coincidence Detector .CRX file, link is below.
  2. Save to your local drive.
  3. Open chrome://extensions in a new tab.
  4. Click the Developer Mode radio button.
  5. Drag the .CRX file into the chrome://extensions tab and click yes when prompted.
  6. Reload Chrome.
  7. ????
  8. PROFIT!

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Featured article June 5th & 6th, 2016
Preceded by
Mike Tyson
Coincidence Detector Succeeded by
TBA