Adezero

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THIS PAGE IS BEING WATCHED BY ENEMIES OF THE LULZ.
BEWARE OF BUTTHURT REVISIONISM.
Adezero = infected with GOTIS
You can help by not giving her any attention.


   
 
It's fucking gross and they'd fall out when we'd have sex
 

 
 

—Adez, on having sex with the guy that shoves napkins up his ass

Adezero (Powerword: Adrienne Blair) is a rapidly aging attention whore/goofy ass bitch that has spent the last 7 years trying to worm her way into the ED community in a pointless attempt at gaining clout. Having no interesting personality characteristics to speak of, her strategy was to date numerous ED admins, including one currently in federal custody.

Alongside ED, she dated Ethan Ralph, which ended in her getting cucked by a teenage girl. After she and Gunt were through, she was slobbing on aediot's pecker and picking up his poopy butt papers which was the basis of their entire relationship until she had a methamphetamine fuelled meltdown and took off in search of shekels to fund her addiction. Her only known friend whom she's been known to livestream with, Tachy an elderly, diabetic southern prostitute with sagging tits who gets extremely butthurt if you bring up her ass cancer.

Last Thursday, Adezero, her boyfriend Conrad Alan Rockenhaus and ex-admin Umkemesik, attempted to take down ED by posting our admins dox all over the Internet. Needles to say this failed miserably and Ade faded into irrelevancy once again.

Beginnings

As far as her appearance goes, she has a hook nose, is fat as fuck IRL and takes side-angled selfies in an attempt to hide her weight. Eventually this backfired and a relatively tame nude was posted of her on Kiwi Farms, which caused her to hire a lawyer and delete fucking everything. Needless to say she is hideous and looks like a typical Americunts goblin.

The Ralph Report

When Zaiger was kicked out for being useless at anything other than needles, Blair dumped him seeing nothing left to leech. She then alligned herself with Ethan Ralph, a fat, disgusting, mentally-retarded "gunt" who happily had her on the show as she was some much needed diversity. During the 2020 pandemic, Blair drove 2 states over to have sex with this monstrous ball of body-fat. Blair denies this and denies every having sex with Ralph, but she also likes to take credit for exposing the fact that he has a micro-penis so she's trying to have her cake and eat it.

When Ralph found his next piece of meat, an underage girl, he left Blair a parting gift; her dox on his blog, suggesting people go rape her. This action ended up getting him smacked with a restraining order, and got his Patreon suspended, dooming him to life in a trailer park. A good way to troll the guntlord is to mention Adezero as he is legally barred from mentioning her.

Goodbye ED and Rest In Peace Kiwifarms

Ever since Assnapkins was ousted from power for being a constant fuck-up failure, Blair has "moved on" from Encyclopedia Dramatica. While she might claim to have distanced herself from this fair and honest site, she keeps getting caught trying to the get the website shut down. Her most recent attempt being this year, when Umkemesik was exposed for having an interest in white-trash teenage girls, he took ED's domain and used the admin's dox as a bargaining chip to have his demands met. When this happened, Conrad and Blair joined in and tried to spread the dox, whilst also getting the admin fired from his job.

This campaign to scare the admin failed spectacularly. They simply stepped down from their position, brought in a friend to take over, and now they're fighting UMK, Blair and Conrad privately. Blair's twitter is a goldmine of pathetic, cope as she overreacts to the two responses per tweet she gets of ridicule. Recently, Blair and her boyfriend have also claimed they will take down Kiwi Farms. Despite their team being comprised of an internet-gold digger and a guy who resembles a monkey, they're confident they'll take the site down, likely because Keffals had the site down for about, 2 weeks at most? They both believe Blair's tits being posted everywhere is "revenge porn", and they therefore can shut down Joshua Moon's gossip site, since the Violence Against Women Act will get the site taken down for good.

Despite no one caring about Blair, she's effectively fucked herself by gloating before she's even threatened the site. Tweeting to her tiny twitter audience, she's been acting as if she's already won. Her Kiwifarms thread had been dead for over a year, but her stupid tweets only brought new gawkers to point and laugh.

Drunk/high stream

On June 17, 2023 she tried to reclaim an inch of relevancy by doing a YouTube livesteam titled "Not doing n" with her husband Conrad sitting behind her, both being drunk and/or high as fuck. They got kicked out of a wedding for disorderly conduct and decided to do a stream out of boredom from a motel room in Detroit, Michigan. During the stream Adrienne mostly blabbed about selling pics of her butthole on OnlyFans had she been younger and Conrad, who looked barely conscious, remarked that he had been arrested recently for hacking into the server of his former employer. The link to the stream got posted on KiwiFarms which led to a bunch of trolling in the stream chat, mostly people asking questions about her former rage pig boyfriend. Naturally, after about 37 minutes she couldn't take any more of the questions and decided to end the stream by privating the video. However a KiwiFarmer had archived the entire stream which is viewable in its entirety on Archive.org.

Gallery of ADEZ and Fail

Videos

File:Adezeromeltdown2.mp4
Filmed by Captain Shitkerchief himself

External links

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Methods

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End Result

Kill yourselfHide the EvidenceRagequit

See Also

White KnightingDone with EDSuicideFreedom of speech

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