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July 2014
You're 17 years old, bored and struggling with addiction, and you have the unfortunate name of Addison. So what do you do? Find a hobby that will make you money, of course.
Addison Marshall Mikkelson did just that, and that hobby is filming every cop he could intentionally come in contact with and passive aggressively attempt to flip the script and preach their own law to them.
If he felt they acted out of line during the encounter, he promptly uploaded the video to YouTube and cried to everyone that he was violated by the Gestapo police force of his militant town. Many lulz were had when he was later busted for possessing numerous drugs, exposing the true reason behind his attention-whoring scheme.
April 2014
Frank F. Bonafede (born 1955) is an internet predator living two separate lives. One life is that of a happily married man who frequently travels the world, while the other is the dark life of a sexually depraved fetishist fighting a battle with his inner demons. Frank currently resides in the greater San Diego area of California.
Frank's perversion is that of seeing the bodies of young men and women in a sickly thin fashion. For example: anorexics, bulimics, people going on extreme diets, victims of starvation, and people attempting to fast as long as they possibly can and then posting internet updates of their progress.
January 2014
The Dickriders are a super-team of extremist Coughlan fanboys that have taken a level in faggotry. Anybody that dares criticize their hero will certainly enjoy a series of intellectual comments and video responses from these sad and pathetic loser assholes that come out of the woodwork to throw in their two cents and tell you to STFU.
December 2013
Lord Shadrach, more commonly described as just Shadrach is someone who is totally not Christian Weston Chandler, and to prove it, he makes videos of him complaining about it to try to prove it, much like someone else does. On top of this, he is his own brand of autism craziness, believing himself to be a super awesome ninja and thinks he goes up against the rock star from Mars often.
July 2013
Aleksandr Pistoletov aka "Alexander Pistols" aka "Dongcopter Pirate" is a Russian singer/pornstar who mesmerized the internet last Thursday, by swinging his dick to shitty techno and corny pirate movies. Unfortunately, YouTube finally noticed that a video showing cock uploaded in March 2012 was probably against their Terms of Service and deleted it. But, there's a lot more where that came from.
May 2013
The Online Gamer is a YouTube series created by RecklessTortuga about a nigger playing Call of Duty, because he doesn't have chicken or watermelon. So all that he can do is be a basement-dwelling homophobic manchild that over-abuses censored curse words. The series is almost like the AVGN, since both of the protagonists are cussing out like an autistic child. The only difference is that the Angry Video Game Nerd is a retrofag, and Aaron is a Call of Duty fucktard that despises everything that isn't CoD.
April 27, 2011
JuggaletteJenny is an obese pre-op transsexual goth lesbian juggalo. Srsly.
If you're confused, hold on. It gets worse. Much worse.
Notice: Due to a violation of the agreed upon stipulations put forth during arbchat by JuggaletteJenny, this article will remain online until reconciliatory actions are taken and the stipulations are met.
Warning: Jenny will use his 1337 HACKER SKILLZ TO TAKE DOWN THIS SITE!!!111
April 16, 2011
DJ Keemstar (also known as Marshyd13 2: Electric Boogaloo) is a leader of a clan on exbawcks live made up of 12 year olds known as the "Federation of Asshole Gamers" or the "F@G". He gained a following of many 12 year old Halo fanboys who call their dungeon master "Halo's #1 Trashtalker": IRL he's a butthurt father with an extreme amount of unwarranted self importance. DJ spends his life on Xbox Live, BlogTV, and Youtube where he has 50,000 subscribers from dick riding machinima directors and Call of Duty commentators. He begged them to advertise his YouTube channel but, hilariously enough, the only people that actually subscribed were 12-year-old boys.