CP
- Disambiguation: the acronym CP may instead stand for Cartoon Pornography (aka CarP), for this please see animu hentai.
Child Pornography (aka CP or ChiP) is what pedophiles masturbate to on the internet. Also known as one of the biggest lulz ever. It is estimated that 63% of all information traded on the Limewire is hardcore child pornography, softcore CP is found on jailbaitgallery.com
Child Pornography and posting it is as close as one can get to trolling on eBaumsworld.com. However, it should be noted, having child pornography for any reason, even for a perfectly reasonable reason like trolling, can earn you an IRL banhammer for life in most western countries (though not in Japan, probably because Japan is an eastern country). Even though it is the primary life source of the cotton pickers of the world.
The FBI will trade you CP for butthurt to the third degree. Public humiliation and shunning are just the pre-trial fun. Even murderers and rapists look down on pedophiles, so on the plus side, your sentence might be shorter than you'd expected. Let's be honest - the only reason you would really have it anyway would be to relive the past memories of that hunting trip when you were five. And if you are a high ranking person working at the Pentagon and have a top secret security clearance, chances are that you won't have to worry about prison! [1]
ZOMG
MY MACHINE IS A PERVERT
Some guy was framed for CP posession by his computer, or so he claims---it is entirely possible that an experienced CP fapper will have developed muscles and reflexes sufficient to allow him to move to 43 sites in ten seconds and download all that pr0n, but in any event he got off after a dicey couple of years. This could happen to anyone who practises poor computer hygiene, and in fact will go down in history as the opening salvo of the Computer-Human Wars.
THEY'RE REQUESTING CP, WHAT DO?
If this happens, there are three possibilities for what's happening; that it is a slow day at the FBI HQ and they are looking to make a few pickups, that it is a troll or lastly, and in light of recent events this is highly probable, that W. T. Snacks is back, and that he wants MOAR CP to fap with.
Sage is only good for covering up hippy stink. The appropriate response to a CP request is to either post one of the following classic CPs, or come up with some of your own. Go ahead - feed the trolls. (Beware - trolls can puke).
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CP - Now available in crates
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Failbook is great if you like CP!
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Where sick fucks get CP
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Canadian Pacific Train.
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And alternately Rail
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Do U get the bear?
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Captain Planet
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Cartesian Plane
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Fashion designer Cassette Playa
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Castrated Penis
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Catching Predators
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Cat Poop
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Captain Picard
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Carl Palmer
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Cedar Point
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Cheerleading Pirate
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Chikins Poultry
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Cinderella's Prince
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City Paper
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Civil Protection
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Closed Pool
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Clown Porn. (Just as disturbing, yet somehow still legal)
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Colored President
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Coloring Pencils
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Communist Party
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Concert Pianist
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Control Point
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Cookie Puss
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Cooler People
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Coon Property
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Cool Person
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Cooter Pie
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Copy Pasta
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Creepy Pasta
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black person
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Crack Pipe
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Creatine Phosphate, the chemical CP
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Crud Puppy
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Cunt Punt
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Cyan Purse
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Chili Peppers
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Corn Pops
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Cocoa Puffs
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CP cup.
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Camp for aspiring child pornography stars
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I knew those fucking cats were involved.
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CP machinery.
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Must be CP
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CP in Blood
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Cheese Pizza
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Call of Duty Points
I'M POSTING CP
If you wish to supply your fellow Anons with actual CP then it is advisable to enclose it in a passworded rar, post it, then kill yourself before you get the irl banhammer. Fapping to CP on /b/ is considered a rite of passage. Do it and you truly are one of the damned and will forever be a /b/rother. Unless you're a furry.
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No more CP for you
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CP gets you banned
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You SICK FUCK!
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GirlLove Symbol
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Soooo worth it!
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Start up the van!
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pr0n?
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Fuck them, fuck them!
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Nowhere is safe.
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Asking for it.
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OH NOEZ!!!!!11!!1
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Y'all niggas posting in a CP thread
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Even Microsoft Update wants in on the action.
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How to find CP
See Also
- Chris Beer - Infamous 4chan spammer
- 12chan
- Codey Porter
- AnonTalk
- Einsidler
- Party Van
- Hiding Files
- João Bernardo
- Lolicon
- Pedobear
- R@ygold
External Links
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