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Greta Thunberg


Greta Tintin Eleonora Ernman Thunberg' is a 21-year-old autistic piece of Euro trash from Sweden, she occupies her time crying to social media about climate change.

Like many environmentalists crybabies that think that the world can be changed with speeches that point the finger at problems while throwing accusations blindly. She, and others like her, are unable of offering no real solutions while, at the same time, they shirk their generations' involvement in the problems of the world by dimishing their responsability and blaming the previous generation for all the woes in the world.

Relatively unknown, even after being made Time's Person of the Year until The Donald made a Tweet suggesting that she burn a Doob and chill the fuck out.

Like so many Girls her age, she needs to learn to shut the fuck up, get in the kitchen and start learning to make sammiches.



(( She'll Fire Up The Ovens As Long As They Won't Contribute To Global Warming ))


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