Spotify
Spotify (also known as Spotigay) is a shitty Swedish audio streaming service that claims to allow its users to listen to music for free, but instead the service is full of LGBT pride ads, new artist's songs and more shit like that. The software has a laggy and slow UI which is also full of ads and can kill your RAM. The audio quality is worse than a broken radio from the 80s and it sounds like it was recorded by a microphone from decades ago, being full of noises and distortion, which is super disgusting.
In general, it's much more worthwhile downloading your music and listening to it with an external player than using this fucked up software that's more about draining as much money as possible with ads than playing music for you.
The Creators
The main person responsible for developing this disgrace was a faggot called Daniel Ek, who also worked on the µTorrent project before starting to develop Spotigay. He dropped out of college and opened an advertising company (note this guy's passion for ads) called Advertigo, but he has such a strong fetish for money that he sold it in 2006 to another company. There was also a guy named Martin Lorentzo, but nobody cares to him.
Spotify for Podcasters
Spotify for Shitcasters is just a version of Spotify designed so that retards can pick up a microphone and say whatever the fuck they want while other gays listen to them through the app. No more than 20 people use this shit.
Spotify for Artists
Spotify for Autistics is the version of Spotigay for people for people who think they have a good voice to sing their own shitty songs and send them on that awful app. In general, nobody uses that shit either and they prefer Soundcloud.