Bigbadron
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Bigbadron AKA EyeLovePoozy is well-known on Newgrounds
as the biggest fucking prick ever. Because he was spoiled by his worthless parents, he's a fat, selfish, butthurt, basement-dweller. When he is not busy waxing his head or stroking his e-penis he is busy banning everyone he can think of when he doesn't get his way; in other words, he's a typical Newgrounds moderator.
Attention Whore
Bigbadron, or as some call him, Bigbanrod, is obviously an attention whore; he actually went as far as to slice his own fingers off to gain sympathy from his friends on MySpace: [1]. Notice that the only people who actually cared were an ugly emo kid named Cody, and some fat 16-year-old girl named Laura. This provides evidence that bigbadron is not only a pedo, but a pedo who likes fatties.
Also note his MySpace[2] in which he points out this page and makes it seem that he is trying to be satirical and prove a point, when in reality he's being a worthless attention whore; no better than Alvin-Earthworm.
Bigbadron actually said, "I GOT BANNED BY A MOD FOR POSTING HENTAI AND THE THREAD I POSTED THE HENTAI IN GOT DELETED BY A STUPID MOD. SO, IN RETALIATION, I'M GOING TO BAN HIM FROM POSTING COMMENTS ON MY USERPAGE AND DELETE THE POST THAT HE DID MAKE ON MY USERPAGE THAT POINTS OUT HOW BIG OF A BABY AND IDIOT I AM.
SO, HERE IS SOME HENTAI TO MAKE PEOPLE LIKE ME."
Found here: [3]
Faggot
Bigbadron is known to be the most professional dick sucker at Newgrounds. He sucks off both Wade Fulp and Newgrounds regularly as to keep his moderator status, as reported by a witnessing user on Newgrounds. Most of his dick sucking escapades started at the 2006 NG Mod Meetup. He's only able to troll people since he has been exiled to the General section since it's the only part of of the NGBBS that matches his IQ; since people fuel his idiocy, that is where he belongs. Doing the slightest exercise can make this fat bitch sweat like a naked starved African child that did at least 100 laps around a soccer-field. Please note the starved African Child did survive this horrible event while BigBadRon was jacking off to the naked child running the hundred laps.
Discovery of his ED article
Recently Bigbadron discovered his ED article and instead of mending his ways he went batshit insane and posted an attention whoring article on his Newgrounds blog, where he proceeded to combat the lulz by pointing out every grammar and spelling mistake on this page... this was a poor attempt to get people to suck his cock and think of him as hardcore so of course he posted a picture of a starving baby to end off his rant. Now under normal circumstances this would likely result in an account deletion (for a normal ranked user) but of course after years of sucking Wade's cock and gang banging with him and Wade's cow of a wife... he has gained immunity from the NG banhammer... but since creating an alt on NG is easier than masturbation it really doesn't matter anyways.
HE IS AWARE ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA IS CLOSE TO FINDING/EXPOSING THE TRUTH ON HIM!! BE ON ALERT!!!
Pink Eye
On January 12, 2008 at 12:11 P.M. Bigbadron announced to the world he has pinkeye. This was him going bat shit insane and trying to promote cock-suckery even further. He claims that someone "pinkeye-d" his pillow (most likely his fat whore mother). Recent studies have proven however, that this was not pinkeye Bigbadron caught but rather, a cum-shot to the eye, causing no pain but instead unpleasant experiences in the morning.
In a recent interview with him regarding the incident, Bigbadron had this to say:
Does it burn?
"actually, it doesn't. but, fuck, i couldn't open my fucking eye. that sucked."
What's all the green stuff in your eye?
"it's a discharge."
Does the green stuff hurt?
"not as long as i don't like rub it against it. it's a bitch cleaning it out of my lashes."
What's next Bigbadron?
"i was bombarded by a lingering cold, then hit with this sinus infection. i think what really fucked me up was the week it went from 14° to 60°."
Banning Sprees
Bigbadron has been known to ban users on the forum for just disagreeing with him or calling him a bald faggot or going crazy with the ban stick while trying to jerk off his tiny e-penis. Due to this horrible habit, BigBadRon has developed a Napoleon Complex, claiming sovereignty among lesser users. But then again, nobody cares about the Newgrounds forums anyway.
A poem by BigBadRon
The following is a Poem by Bigbadron, but revised to show his true nature.
"In the quiet of the world"
In the quiet of the world I walk the stony battlements of a cool and verdant hillside. Waiting for the sun to warm my naked skin and fill my ass full of man juice.
For the voice of the wind Whispering thru the autumn leaves to tell me it's secrets in the universal language.
In my solitude I feel the march of time my nakedness transcending the mundane world I left behind to take my desires in a more carnal way.
I see my path unfold before me It stretches down thru the green grass and takes me to the sperm bank of the great. All things, all people, all my thoughts and everything I am converge and flow slowly down the tiny dick I have with the rest of the naked multitudes and pleasures.
As the warm sun rises so rise my thoughts to a higher place. Bringing me piece and showing me the way to a better life, In the quiet of the world.
A small stone statue.
I found a small statue Carved in stone On a forgotten shelf in a second hand store.
An earth mother worn with the loving touch of many people. naked and smiling .
With ample breasts and large round hips she speaks to me.
And to all who've touched her and felt her love her warmth her gentle smile her loving embrace.
Born of all women, all mothers. she tells me of her love for her many children for all the children of the world.
A little restraint.
While at my sons birthday pool party at the local Y.M.C.A., I was sweatin' bullets ! I said "It just shouldn't be so hot in here, should it?" My friend replied " I'm hot too, I'd like to rip off my clothes!" I almost followed my nose, I wanted to tell him "Let's do it!"
Being a big fat attention whore I showed some restraint and decided to wait and try a suicide attempt.
Later, back at my house they were all outside for a bit talking, 'cept for me, being a big ol' lazy attention whore, I stayed in the house.
Later, I thought everyone had skipped, so I stayed inside and got "comfortable" if you catch my drift.
Suddenly, my friend Wade stepped inside, to suck my dick So I tried frantically to hide my naughty bits !
I tried hard to explain my uncovered state but then my momma got scared and said your moving with your Auntie and Uncle to Bel- air.
- The BigBadPedophile
An ode to bigbadron
Ha ha ha ha! BBS my ass
Every fuckin' day, I see the shit posts Pissin' off the users, and fuckin' the BBS up But this time will be different I've made a perfect thread As soon as shit face comes around, he'll get a fuckin' flame
Forum father is a queer If he's not fuckin' users, it's admins All the users know your lies You're despised You eat shit pies You bald twat You're covered in files FUCK OFF RON
GET YOUR FUCKING SHIT TOGETHER!
He was spammin' up the BBS, when I caught him by surprise I saw the bald fucker Deleting all my posts So I spammed him out the ass, and derailed all his threads He turned to me and gave a threat: "I'LL KILL YOUR SITE RIGHTS!"
Forum father is a queer If he's not fuckin' users, it's admins All the users know your lies You're despised You eat shit pies You bald twat You're covered in files FUCK OFF RON
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOIN' ON MY PAGE YOU BALD FUCKIN' BASTARD?! USERS THINK YOU'RE A KIKE! -BUT IT'S THE BBS! WHAT DID YOU SAY? -JACK SHIT GO ON, BACK ON TO PENIS LAND!
Forum father is a queer If he's not fuckin' users, it's admins All the users know your lies You're despised You eat shit pies You bald twat You're covered in files FUCK OFF RON
Forum father is a queer If he's not fuckin' users, it's admins All the users know your lies You're despised You eat shit pies You bald twat You're covered in files FUCK OFF RON
ALL TOGETHER NOW!
Forum father is a queer (he's a queer!) If he's not fuckin' users, it's admins (it's admins!) All the users know your lies You're despised You eat shit pies You bald twat You're covered in files FUCK OFF RON
Forum father is a queer (he's a queer!) If he's not fuckin' users, it's admins (it's admins!) All the users know your lies You're despised You eat shit pies You bald twat You're covered in files FUCK OFF RON
Forum father is a queer (he's a queer!) If he's not fuckin' users, it's admins (it's admins!) All the users know your lies You're despised You eat shit pies You bald twat You're covered in files FUCK OFF RON
Forum father is a queer If he's not fuckin' users, it's admins All the users know your lies You're despised You eat shit pies You bald twat You're covered in files FUCK OFF RON
Forum father is a queer If he's not fuckin' users, it's admins All the users know your lies You're despised You eat shit pies You bald twat You're covered in files FUCK OFF RON
GO ON BACK TO PENIS LAND YOU BALD FUCKIN' BASTARD! HA HA HA HA HA!
External Links
- BigBadRons main website
- BigBadRons Newgrounds Profile
- BigBadRons Personal Myspace
- BigBadRons Music Myspace
- BigBadRons DeviantArt profile
