Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/December 3, 2014

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Game Theory


Game Theory is yet another video game-related YouTube show that makes retrofags scream "CHILDHOOD RUINED!!!" in the comments section. Essentially, it's a show that speculates upon an alternate reality in which games are important, while "decisively proving" shit that doesn't matter, such as "Mario has Antisocial Personality Disorder!", or "Creepers are plants!" To compensate for the bad content, he slides/zooms pictures around on the screen to give off an illusion that the video editing is "nifty". Or, he wields large and ponderous words to make him seem intelligent, which begs the conclusion that his theories must be right! This show somehow managed to achieve 2,000,000+ subscribers, but we all know how easy it is to set up bots and ping Google search results.

The man himself, Matthew Patrick (on YouTube as MatthewPatrick13, the 13 referencing his age of maturity) is the fuckface who decided to make this show a reality. He's a Walter White Jr. lookalike, which explains his retarded persona. His obnoxious voice has extremely forced pitch changes, such that they literally drive the viewers away from any point that he was so feebly trying to make. There's also the fact that he ironically uses puns like a 12-year old boy.

There's also another shitty game show on the same channel called "Game Exchange", but nobody gives a shit. Because of the success of this, he's added 2 brand new shows titled "Culture Shock" and "Crossover," both of which are filled to the brim with buttfuck stupidity.

(( OH YEAH? FUCK YOUR THEORY ))


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