God Awful Fan Fiction
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How to be a WGWer
Your typical WGWer will follow this pattern:
- Be fat.
- Remember that *HEADDESK BLEACH BLEACH SPORK HEADDESK FACEPALM SPORK SPORK* is a well-thought-out comment.
- Complain about trolls at least once per post.
- In the next post you write, praise trolls.
- Say "NOTHING CAN SQUICK ME!!!1" then yell "SPORK OH GOD BLEACH" at the next Snape/Harry assbaby pic that appears in the fanart forum.
- Write Transformers bishie Mpreg yaoi fanfic about robots and hedgehogs having lubeless buttsex. When your fic is found and mocked, bawwww.
- Use the phrase: "______KILLED/RAPED/RUINED MY CHILDHOOD" over 9000 times.
- ???
- Profit!
If a WGWer claims he is squicked by something, chances are he faps to it. A disproportionate number of WGWers are fat, closet furries and/or bitches with Asperger's Syndrome. The younger ones are mostly made up of unique, teenage fandom_wank rejects that are too pussy to stomach 4chan.
WGW Celebrities
Knorg: It is said that, to become a true GAFFer, you must be hung by your heels from the turrets of the GAFF tower and lowered down by rope so you may kiss his hairy balls.
Harley Quinn Hyenaholic: Your pet hedgehog will never be the same.
Cyberwulf: A fat Ireland feminist furry. I shit you not.
Melissa: All her videos on YouTube have 5 stars, even the ones which don't! AND SHE DIDN'T DRAW ALL THAT MY LITTLE PONY FANART FOR YOU!!!!
anangrychocobo: Failtroll.
Inciter: "im so horny guys lol imma go fuck a stranger whats a condom?"
Chris91: Boring to the point of hilarity. Poke him for lulz.
KGarret: Chris91's true love. It is destined.
Mikey Go WOOGA: HEY GUISE LOL FAP FAP I'M HARDCORE MUDKIPZ THE GAME STEELERS RULE
Sorsa A. Jänis: Some fat chick who can't speak English.
GAFF Through The Ages
First Website
GAFF was founded in 1998, to enable a bunch of people who wrote shitty fan fiction to mock shitty Fan Fiction. Possibly of Jews origin.
Went ok until the admin turned his back for like five minutes and trolls overran the whole shitshack. Server usage was limited, meaning the fanfiction faggots had to go elsewhere for their lulz.
Having come back, the admin (or "Site Guru") threw a bitchfit and shut the site down, leaving only the following message:
Replacement Boards
Next to doughnuts and ice cream, GAFF is the biggest need in the life of a fanfiction faggot. Since the true GAFF was taken away, they needed a substitution. Hence, the Temporary Godawful.net Forums were created. These were mostly shitty and run by some faggot whose incessant humping gave the server AIDS.
Second Website
The "Site Guru" bought a new, AIDS-free server for GAFF, finished the creation of the new forums and opened it up to registered members. In a lame attempt to protect these precious boards, anonymous posting was no longer allowed, but trolls managed to make their home there anyway. Nobody bites a troll's bait quite like a GAFFer.
SUDDENLY, BUTTHURT
On December 19th, 2008, at 6:14 AM, The Site Guru made a thread entitled "GAFF is going offline".
—The Site Guru | ||
This left most of the GAFFers not only butthurting about the loss of their beloved hugbox, but also scared shitless about the prospect of having to leave their mother's basement and venture into the real world.
Some members, mostly older ones too addicted to the damp darkness their mother's basement provides, banded together to make a new forum, which was essentially a replacement for GAFF.
House of Bad Fanfiction
At this point, a new forum was created on a crappy free website by a little-known user named Lolita. The ex-GAFFers (now referring to themselves as HoBFFers) trundled along merrily being butthurt and whining about mpreg, when OMFG DRAMA. As it turned out, Lolita was in fact a 16-year-old girl with a massive jewnose. Some users managed to kick her out (despite her being an admin), but at the last moment a middle-aged catwoman intervened and shut the whole thing down.
...no, seriously, that's exactly what happened.
As it turned out, The Dan Lirette Story and the goons were involved in some capacity, but that's explained in a tl;dr and unfunny way in this shitty article. The slightly more accurate but also tl;dr version of this story can be found here.
Why, God, Why?
GAFF's newest incarnation, found here. As shitty as ever, but prime for the trolling.
See Also
External Links
Godawfulfanfiction.netThe original, now closed.- Godawful Wiki Pretty inactive, full of AIDs.
- Craptacular
- The new, active forum.
