Nicole Arbour

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Nicole Arbour = infected with GOTIS
You can help by not giving her any attention.


Nicole Arbour was an unknown and really unfunny stand-up comedian, who decided to have a shitty YouTube channel, where she would put on her embarrassingly bad comedy skits, for nobody to see, as nobody gave a fuck about her. It wasn't until she started spreading her legs for YouTube-famous Matthew Santoro, that she finally got more than a few hits on her channel. After they broke up, because she is a crazy deluded bitch, she wanted some more of that delicious attention.

Dear Fat People

In a video where she correctly pointed out that fat people are fucking fat, only this blond vacant bitch could only resort to 5th grade jokes to insult van-sized people. Somehow this lame unfunny piece of shit video gained all the attention, because fat people got really sad and started crying nutella, so skinny fucks had to keyboard warrior it up, as fatties would not be able to hit just one key. The video was quickly deemed really offensive or some shit, because it made fun of a marginalized group, that is actually 83% of Earth's total population weight. So because telling fat people that they are indeed fat is offensive, the video quickly gained a lot of attention.


Reupload, as she privated it like a bitch.

Reuploaded by the fattest little piggy.

The follow-up

Pretending

Because somehow the original video managed to get some attention, Nicole decided to make a new one and this time go after blackies. And just like the first one, this one is bereft of any fucking jokes. Guess the joke is that Nicole is genuinely scared of niggers. Probably a wise choice. The video is nothing but cringe-worthy content, that even most politically correct fat blue-haired twat would find "too mild". Seriously, the jokes are so bad and tame that even the worst sitcoms would reject them. Besides being completely unfunny, untalented, uncreative and downright lazy, the video also features myths that has debunked so often, they are not even funny as jokes, as everyone know they aren't true, you dumb bitch. One of her *ahem* jokes is that blacks like the stereotype of them having a big dick. You would think a slut like Nicole would know how utterly false this is, as she sucked half of all dicks. Another myth she spouts is that women gets paid less than men, probably because she needed to suck up to the feminists who raked her over the coals for her video where she made fun of fat fucks.

Matthew Santoro

Last Thursday, Nicole got into a relationship with Matthew Santoro. Unfortunately, Matthew ended up leaking his tears all over the video camera and onto YouTube. This resulted in her taking a page from Chris crocker and crying over the situation, akin to Santoro. Eventually she grew a fucking backbone and claimed the rumors were bullshit. The facade was easy to notice as plenty of people went ahead and archived her "Dear Matt" video. Which don't you dare try to reupload it's copyrighted!!!!!11!!1!!

Nice tits, you fucking slut

When her YouTube career inevitably crashes and burns, Nicole can always go back to showing her tits. Yes, this whore has publicly shown her tits. So at least she has that.

Lying about a car accident

Nicole once said that she was in a car accident in 2008, that made her into a cripple. If she told anyone that she her got brain smashed in, everyone would believe it, but no, bitch claimed she got made invalid, and couldn't walk for fucking years. But much like all of Nicole's life, it was a complete lie. The car accident was literally just paint-scratching, so she was fucking fine. She had no issue in walking on video just a few months later, and running a year later. To top it all of, the whore claims this accident still affects to this day, because sometimes she wakes up and her hand has formed a claw, and is unresponsive.


Totally not fake, guis

Her rap career

After lying about the car accident, this dim blond thought to reinvent herself, so she decided to launch a rap career. We are not fucking kidding you. And it is worse than you possibly imagine. It sounds like Rebecca Black and Vanilla Ice had a deformed speech-impaired love child. Her single is aptly named Bang! Bang! which is an explanation of how she could possibly get a music video.


WARNING: IT IS FUCKING HORRIBLE


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